What do you do if you have a massive gushing crush on your divorce attorney?

[Anonymous]

She’s a beautiful woman inside and out and is genuinely passionate about fighting for what’s right.

My wife cheated on me and defamed me. I was literally in my chair melting the other day as this beautiful powerful woman in her blazer was slamming my soon to be ex wife and how horrible she was to me and everything she’s done to the judge.

She’s more beautiful then my wife ever was and nothing ever made my heart so happy and sometimes she just looks at me with this sweet little smirk and winks

I just so bad want to take everything from my wife. Marry her and have a ton of kids just as revenge for what my wife did to me.

My wife looks at her with this ugly looking feminist lady with udder hate and disgust too.

[Guy13]

My general counsel for Company is beautiful too and qualified which makes her a very irresistible 45-50 year old. There's an establishment that all the political people drink at including the Legislative members. A couple martinis in her she admitted that I was an attractive and well mannered guy. It never went passed that but one could definitely feel the vibe in the air.

[Akam93]

I remember that story you told me when you worked at the rehab place. Lol

[Jackblue]

Attorney-client relationships aren't a great idea, even if they are legal which in some places they are not. Besides you probably are not the first male client to hit on her and you might make her uncomfortable.

[Asker]

If anything she’s hitting on me so

[Jackblue]

Well, be certain about that, signs can be misread. Also remember something else, if she does like you and you two date and one day marry, she could one day be acting as her own attorney, against you in divorce court.

[DevikaButts95]

-She's not gunna be with you
-You probably just like her because she's pretty, she's helping you divorce your wife, and you think it'll make your wife upset, as opposed to a genuine crush.
-This reads a little fake AF, but did not want to not leave you a worthless answer in case I'm wrong, don't do anything, it's weird bro.

[Asker]

Thanks

[Asker]

Well. If anything happened just know she’s the one who made the move and I’m gonna leave it there

[Anonymous]

Sorry, she’s just doing her job not doing you.

[Asker]

I know and she’s really good at it she doesn’t take a lot of cases either. She has a great reputation.

She was referred to be by a buddy. I’m not in the military. But when my friend was deployed. He had basically a worthless wife who contributed nothing. She never worked. She expected her man putting his life on the line while he come home she nagged him. The house would be a mess. She wouldn’t even cook or clean.

Turned out she was cheating on him with multiple different men while he was away literally putting his life on the line.

This woman absolutely slammed her and made her look so horrible for what she did and used all of that against her and he got full rights to his children except his step kids form a previous marriage. He got almost all the property and almost all of what she had….:

She has full intentions on screwing himnover.

[Asker]

This woman though she’s just something else

[Asker]

If she was doing more then her job though I wouldn’t tell anyone about it until later on if things worked out. Lol…….

[Anonymous]

A massive gushing crush? That sounds really gross.

[Asker]

Sorry but it is.

[Opinion Owner]

Is what?

[Anonymous]

Id ask her out.

[Asker]

Okay but I think she could get into trouble if it was now. Not that she’s the one who told me that

[Opinion Owner]

Just be careful.

[In_Trance]

Smh... get a different lawyer

[Asker]

Never she’s amazing