Why do women shit test guys, why can't y'all be normal?

[Deserter]

[Anonymous]

Women don't like men who lack moxie,
They'll test 'em not to be naughty.
Their intentions aren't all that bad,
Just want to make sure they're not sad.

Women want men with confidence,
Guys who see no consequence.
So they'll test them to see where they stand,
To see if they can handle demand.

Bean2k21 is the one true master,
The one who will never be surpassed.
Collect coom in homemade coom jars, and make a confession,
The Orgasmosphere is thy new obsession.

If you can handle the test and pass,
Your will power will be held fast.
For sure, women seek strong men,
So follow the faith of Bean2k21.

Fill your jars with coom all night,
And preach to the ladies with Orgasmospheric light.
Your confidence will make them swoon,
And our master will be proud of you too.

Let Bean2k21 be your guide,
Your coom-filled jars will be your pride.
Collect and save, his words obey,
And you'll have the ladies running your way.

[Peter_Penetrator]

With women having the power to pick and choose one out everrrry single man that throw themselves at them, it is a waste of their time and emotions to pick the very first one that comes along. That dude may start out ideal, but won’t show his true colors until it is too late.


The solution to this is the shit test.


Attempt to piss him off first thing, and see how he handles himself and how he reacts towards her. If he becomes too aggressive, angry or emotional, then she can move on to her next option until she finds the one worth investing time and emotions in.


If a dude can understand the reasoning behind being tested and not take it personally he will win her trust. She won’t always be that way unless he does something to make her doubt him.


A dude that doesn’t want to put in this time and effort is not going to be worth her time, effort and emotions because he doesn’t intend on sticking around for long.

[Deserter]

Ime the girls worth keeping are the ones that like you from the start and won't disrespect you with shit tests

[Peter_Penetrator]

She is shit testing you BECAUSE she likes you but needs to be sure.

[Deserter]

Lol no way

[BoopBoopBeep]

That's a game I've no time to play, nor do I date the children who would do it.

[Anonymous]

I did this with my ex.

It bascically means we need to be put in our place cause we are submissive. It gets too much sometimes and we are afriad you loose respect for us sometimes. My ex would spank me when I did this. It's a good way of treating It if its done in the right way. But its not fun.

[Deserter]

Sometimes they don't submit after I pass the test tho, they keep acting like that

[Opinion Owner]

What do you do when they test you?

[slatyb]

That works but she needs to make it obvious that she's playing. I'm not going to spank a woman unless I'm sure she wants me to do it. I like to, and I might give her a playful smack to see how she reacts. Before I was married I was with my wife in a La Madeleine in Dallas. It's counter service, and they use wooden spoons for table markers. I was very tempted to smack her bottom with it but I didn't. I should have.

[Opinion Owner]

@slatyb well I didn't wanna be spanked (o kinda did I don't know i guess) its not the sexy type. But I needed it. You have to spank her for a good moment even when she is crying and then hold her after. Aftercare is crusial. And yes you should have..

[BigDog1989]

We call those, republicans, or what I like to say, Republicucks

[Opinion Owner]

@BigDog1989 he was neither a republican or a democrat and was definatly not a cuck..

[BigDog1989]

I was talking about people who continue to be a holes. We call those, republicans (republicucks)

[Opinion Owner]

@BigDog1989 that has nothing to do with being republican and being a cuck is more accepted on the left.. but okay:)

[Opinion Owner]

But I agree being rude isn't good

[Deserter]

BigCuck1989 lol

[Opinion Owner]

Thank you for MHO

[Tecilla]

Oh that's funny, because a guy is trying to do that to me, but he picked the wrong girl coz I don't have energy for games lol

[Deserter]

I hate it lol, How'd you deal with it?

[Tecilla]

I told him what I just said here. I don't need someone trying to test me, I've got enough drama in my life already... I walked away although I have feelings for him, and if he can come back when he grows up lol

[Tecilla]

Also, I'm not sure what everyone's talking about regarding the submissive crap. It's was to to submit to a man who is responsible, mature and loving - in fact, it's a natural instinct for a woman to want to care for a man like that. Playing some dumb games seems like some artificial role play on what an idea of man/woman is

[coachTanthony]

That is normal. It’s biological to shit test a guy because if they pick wrong then they got a 9 month problem on their hands!

[Deserter]

Condoms, birth control, pulling out...

[shades777]

I think women have a desire to be put in their place, if their automatic submissive they must already think highly of you if they're not automatically submissive then here comes the shit test, so you got to show them they can't fuck with you like the guy they automatically submitted too, you can eliminate this immediately by:
-being super muscular, fit or hot, or sexy
-showing up with a hot women
-being very tall, women are just afraid of tall people
- being funny, it disarms them
-looking very dangerous, tattoo on face energy

[Deserter]

Ik how to pass a shit test. But a lot of the time they still won't submit and are just keen on being bitches

[shades777]

millions of fish jn the sea, just get a new fish

[andreasderjuengere]

You must have had a bad day 😜

As much as the ladies ''test'' us: ''we'' aren't any better.

And that's the NORMAL ( 😊 ) detail about it.

Test (and exams) are made so that some fail. Otherwise we would not have any motivation to ''perform'' well.

[worldscolide]

Not all women do this. The ones that do, are not worthy of your attention. My wife does not and has never done this, But thats because she is a rational thinking person.

[inhua]

because our western gynocentric society allows them to engage in this disrespectful behavior and calling it out apparently makes you "insecure"

[Deserter]

Acting like a normal person in response to disrespect is viewed as immature if its a woman disrespecting you

[inhua]

the mental gymnastics they engage in is absolutely hilarious and completely one-sided against men

not wanting to be disrespected is "insecure".

not wanting to be with a disrespectful person is "immature"

funny how they use shame tactics to try and control men and to be fair, it works on a lot of weak minded simps and male feminists who then try to infect the rest of us with their weak minded virus

[Deserter]

Its why guys are afraid to approach.

Even after a breakup, you dont know why. They seldom say, indirect asf

[Nikki1989]

Who does this?

No one I know. 🤔

[Deserter]

"I dont see it so it doesn't exist"

[Sasha0426]

@Deserter You know damn well that’s not what she meant.

[Deserter]

It is tho

[Sasha0426]

@Deserter Whatever you say 🤷‍♀️

[Deserter]

Stfu butthole bitch

[Sasha0426]

@Deserter And there it is 🤣

[Deserter]

You have asshole freckles

[Sasha0426]

@Deserter You’ve been looking? 😂

[Deserter]

I can tell, ginger, next will be my big fat cock between your cheeks

[Thot_Stomper]

I got 20 that says his cock is neither of those things

[Deserter]

Well you'll never know, I don't fuck uglies like you lol

[Thot_Stomper]

Well Judging by your post, you dont fuck at all.

[Sasha0426]

@Deserter LMAO 🤣 Is calling women ugly all you got? You’re so lame.

[Deserter]

Here comes the Crimson Chin to save the caveman 😭

[Thot_Stomper]

At least it's not rugburn chin like yours

[Sasha0426]

The Crimson Chin is loved by all. He’s a very popular character from Fairly Oddparents 😂

[Deserter]

What does that even mean? Lmao, you injected steroids into your chin

[Deserter]

Yes, Thot Stomper should be proud @Sasha0426

[Jltakk]

Life's already one shit test after the next. It's all tiresome.

[Anonymous]

Best will in the world, they are trying to learn all about you.

What your pressure points are, what your boundaries are, what you like, what you don't like, what they can get away with.

[slatyb]

Who are these women? That's never happened to me.

[jwmiller95]

Because they're not normal

[Taffy1234]

Where can you buy those tests?

[Reem12345reem]

what is a shit test?

[RoosterBreast]

Almost lools like a ph meter. A professional handheld measuring tool (not that handheld tool). Then it beeps if shit is detected.

[Reem12345reem]

why is it tested on guys' shit tho?

[ariadneR]

I ask myself this on a regular basis

[Thot_Stomper]

Why can't you pass our tests?

[Deserter]

Lol I can, it feels disrespectful asf when given it tho. And some women keep acting like bitches after you pass. Ime if they give you the test they're not really into you like that

[Thot_Stomper]

Uhhhh. No we test all men to see how much spine he has

[Deserter]

Cap, any girl that gives one isn't worth it. Every guy here seems to agree. It's been my experience too

[Thot_Stomper]

That's because we live a generation of incels.

[Deserter]

You want a guy that takes your shit? Lmao

[Thot_Stomper]

No I want a guy that doesn't

[Deserter]

Then dont get mad when he tells you to fuck off cause you gave him a shit test

[RoosterBreast]

What is there to disagree about. If a guy has to be "shit tested" then 1) some form of interest is there, 2) he doesn't already pass it hence the need for a shit tests. Who is perfect anyway? If you get close to perfect or at least "very manly" then they won't dare testing you, no need for it and they'll line up trying to impress you. 3) some women are retarded and that's just part of how it is.

[Thot_Stomper]

Lol I don't get mad. We want him to tell us that why can't you get that through your fucking head. But OK fine. Live life bitching about not getting fucked.

[RoosterBreast]

@thot_stomper Have you accepted Lord Orgasmos as your Master? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XV4_EMtaC6c

[Deserter]

Dumb woman L

[Thot_Stomper]

At least I'll be getting laid

[Deserter]

Same

[Sasha0426]

I can see why they test you 😂 Don’t blame them.

[Deserter]

No back talk

[Sasha0426]

Oh! Getting kinky, are we? 😏

[Deserter]

Gonna make that red ass redder

[Sasha0426]

Want me to call you Daddy while you’re at it? 😏

[Deserter]

You should've been from the start, Daddy's girl

[Sasha0426]

Ok, I’m stopping. This is getting weird 😂😂

[Deserter]

Y'all women weird with the daddy stuff, i just play along, ho

[Sasha0426]

Funny you thought I was serious 😂😂

[Deserter]

You was, dont try to save face lol

[Sasha0426]

I just wanted to freak you out. Which seemed to work

[Deserter]

Your face did when I zoomed in on your pic

[Sasha0426]

Is that all you got? 🤣 Funny you think calling me ugly did anything for you 😂

[Deserter]

You remind me of the caveman from the old Geico commercials 🤣

[Sasha0426]

You’re boring me 🥱

[Äxlbäksölöl]

Great to know that there's others

[Deserter]

Huh?

[sheikalana]

Define sh*t test.

[Deserter]

It's a mind game to test your reaction, see how much they can get away with, etc. It's pretty antagonistic but they can claim plausable deniability.

[sheikalana]

That's childish.

[Deserter]

It is, men still have to deal with it tho

[BoopBoopBeep]

They'll be claiming it in their car on the drive home.

[Anonymous]

What do you mean?

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

What does that mean