Why does my girlfriend do this?

[Anonymous]

I have been with my girlfriend for like 4 months now and she stays at my house a lot for sleepovers. But for the last month or so, she has been doing this annoying thing where she wakes me up by doing something annoying/painful/gross. She poured milk on my face. MILK! On the bed! Another morning she slapped me in the face and as I opened my eyes she had her butt in my face. She has done even worse than that to. But why does she find that funny? I've told her to stop but she hasn't.

[AviatorTom]

She's looking for more attention. Next time she does something weird to you, turn the tables and do something weird, but not harmful, to her.

[Asker]

I don't understand why she does these things to wake me up. I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't early morning and I'm being woken up by her

[AviatorTom]

She may need less sleep than you, and figures if she's awake, you should be too.

[Anonymous]

Sounds like she's just having some fun. Why don't you just get her back and see how she likes it?

[Asker]

Because I want it to stop, not escalate!

[Opinion Owner]

Escalate? Those sound pretty tame to me lol

[Asker]

She threw a softball at my crotch while I was asleep... I literally am afraid to sleep on my back when she is over now.

[Opinion Owner]

Man up, it's just some lighthearted fun.

[DishLady]

She sounds crazy…. Either you like crazy or you leave the girl.