Why is life so cruel and unfair?

[Anonymous]

I have a secret kink that I rarely indulge in.

My ex was talking to me a couple weeks ago about how she was thinking about trying out getting paid to domme. Then she started doing strange things and recently I'm starting to piece together that she wants me to do that with her.

To all the guys who are into this. I know this sounds like bullshit. But it's literally the perfect version of my fantasy: an ex with a chip on her shoulder who's a little crazy and would take genuine enjoyment in role-playing her control over me.

The problem is that she can't keep a secret if she knew there was a b🗽mb next to her heart that would explode if she told it.

So close, so far

Oh well

[John_Cobretti]

Just stop being a sissy with sissy kinks

That's why everyone sees you like a cuckold POS

[Asker]

What part of secret did you not understand

[John_Cobretti]

Why have such kinks like a loser in the first place?

[Asker]

I don't know. That's like asking why one person likes sprite and the other likes coke. I'm just a little fucked up in the head. Its hard to explain but to me, it's like a game.

This is a girl that has for the most part been nothing but submissive to me.

[John_Cobretti]

Drinking sprite doesn't ruin you as a whole brother
But like it's said, act submissive to a girl once.. she'll be banging with the neighbor next day

[Asker]

I don't care about that, I dumped her a while ago. She just won't leave me alone

[John_Cobretti]

So she's blackmailing that she'll share this fetish of yours?

[Asker]

No, she brought it up. Like it was something she wanted to do herself. But I know she was trying to see if I'd bite.

I don't even think she'd tell anyone on purpose, she just never shuts up and can't be alone with her feelings.

She's probably going to end up telling our friend without even realizing. She always tells people pieces of stories thinking they won't be able to figure it out.

[John_Cobretti]

Yeah I'd say that's a masculinity check , seeing if you'd take the bait
Similar to how girls try to put a finger up your ass in missionary.. to see if you enjoy it or grab their hand and PIN it down and continue banging

[Asker]

Even if she knows I'm not taking her back?

[John_Cobretti]

Maybe she thinks you'll get pissed and give her some rough sex that she is craving

[Asker]

She would have probably tried something different from telling me her plans. She went into a whole tangent about how she's shy and needs someone to show her how to do it.

I never told her the secret but she knows I'm more kinky than she is.

[Maybeyoutoo]

Life is cruel for atheists. If you believe in God, you even enjoy suffering.

[DrPepper12]

Ok Sparky... Go fluff your magic invisible sky daddy... 🙄

[The-Stud]

@DrPepper12 Typical kamala voter who has a pegging fetish