What is the most impressive thing you've done while drunk or really high?

[mandyfire98]

Most of us have been drunk or high at some point in our lives. What great feat have you pulled off while completely shitfaced?

[WhiteSteve]

So…. a little required reading: I absolutely suck at basketball, lmao. At least from a shooting perspective, and that’s all that anyone really cares about in pick-up games, “can you score or not?” And I CAN’T😂 So I always avoided playing it, which doesn’t get you any better. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t look like the kid who can’t play sports for shit, I look at least moderately athletic, but my results are poor.

Ok, that out of the way…. I was seeing this new girl who I hd been trying to pull for a minute, and finally did, after all these weeks of just missing each other, or for some reason or another, I didn’t think it was happening, but then did…can’t totally remember, this is two decades ago, haha.

So she would hang out at the bar I was bouncing at, and there was an off-campus house just down the road that we had some mutual friends who either lived or hung out there. So I meet her there after I get out of work, and I had a few “shift drinks” before I walked over. Irish Carbombs, actually, so they went right to my head, haha.

So we’re hanging out, and there’s a basketball hoop in the driveway. Someone gets a game going, some headlights were turned on, and we started playing 2-on-2 or 3-on-3. She’s sitting off to the side, and I’m thinking to myself “it’s alright, I have the excuse that I’ve been drinking if I don’t play well.”

Bruh…. I went off like fuckin’ JORDAN😂

I don’t know what came over me, must’ve been that New Coochie Glow I had going, but I was absolutely ballin’. Swatting people’s shots to the moon, snatching down rebounds, hitting all my shots, all net. I saved the ball from going into the bushes, spun around and hit a fadeaway jumper from a good distance. I was unbelievable.

So we wrap up, and we’re walking back to my place, and she says “so you’re like REALLY good at basketball…”, and I was just doing the modest downplaying, and in my mind I’m like “OK…. she can NEVER see you play basketball again, under any circumstances.”😂

[mandyfire98]

Coochie glow 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[WhiteSteve]

I swear it’s a thing😝

[Realistic07]

so shitface doesn’t really exist for me. Understand many hundreds of people have tried it cost a ridiculous amount of money and even then I’m still not that drunk. We are not talking beer. We are talking hard liquor. People have spent $300 on alcohol just to try this.


That’s it I do get drunk as we all do. So there are many extremely impressive things that I have done well on the drink.
For example:
Organizing gigantic parties at random for at most 150 people Who are all willing to Pitch-in five bucks.
Proving that being human is relative to others by jumping off a 2 story building only to grab onto a large flag poll, and slide down to safety while friends chose to have a very lovely conversation with security of the small building we managed to access the roof of.
Betting man a house only for him to lose a house, and become a renter.
Singing piano man with a live group on stage in tune, and having rallied an entire bar to join in. No, I was not a part of the band. Only then Later being defended by the owners of the bar against somebody who hated the song piano man, and drunkenly tried to rush me. It turns out having a good time is a safety. The story is continue, but I’m guessing at this point you catch my drift.


Really life is a crazy thing, and youth is a crazy journey. That said through all drunken escapades. I am happy to say the Moniker of judgment I’ve had has been good. 👍

[Realistic07]

Wow, I love how talk to text actually can make you sound drunk🤣✌️

[JSkye]

This is an odd one, but I get better at video games the drunker I get 😅

I think that it's because I overthink most of the time and that slows my reactions down. I don't have that problem when I am drunk.

Long story short: 5 shots of Fireball = PvP Godess

[mandyfire98]

I need to play drunk then because I'm terrible at them.

[JSkye]

It helps, I swear!

[butterfly_nake87]

Same here

[Smashingdoozy]

Tripping over a curb. Managing to correct myself by spinning around then promptly pass out from spinning so fast, face planting said curb and knocking a front tooth out. 😅

[Still-alive]

Ouch 🤕

[mandyfire98]

🤣🤣 OMG

[RebelinSteel]

Walking home with two litre bottles of rum while completely off my head, I had mud on my forehead, my knees, fell over loads of times but got home with two intact bottles of rum. I once accused some house mates of building a model I had been keeping to do later in the year, they all denied it and said I had done it. Apparently I came home totally out of it, got out my model and built it up without talking to anyone other than to ask for food n beer.

[mandyfire98]

😂😂😂😂

[AviatorTom]

A bunch of us, including our bosses, celebrated a major success at work, with lots of drinking. The next morning, I woke up in my apartment bad, not knowing how I got home safely. I guess my car was on auto-pilot because I knew I drove home.

That's the only time I've ever driven drunk, and it was a long long time ago.

[mandyfire98]

That's scary lol

[normalice]

Mostly just hilarious writings. Of course they are never nearly so hilarious when I read them the next day, sober..

[mandyfire98]

Drunk texting is the worst 😂

[normalice]

Oh, I don't really drink. But I do like thc and writing things while high.

[Mark987]

Was leaving a club, and my friend ( who was drunk) was our driver... he left his car right in front of the cops. I got in the driver seat and paralled parked.. right in front of the cops and I was completely drunk..

[mandyfire98]

I would've failed that sober

[Mark987]

I know... that is why I am surprised I got away with it lol.

[Wiredone]

I drove 25 miles to get home from the bar totally shitfaced. I have no memory of the drive home. When I woke up I had to see if my car was still in one piece. I'm definitely not proud of doing that and I've never done it again.

[mandyfire98]

I'm glad you arrived home safely.

[Wiredone]

Thank you so am I

[Friendlybro79]

One handed half court shot in a pick up game lol.

[mandyfire98]

Pretty impressive

[Friendlybro79]

Luckiest shot I ever took.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I speak perfect Spanish when I'm drunk but I've never learned the language.

[mandyfire98]

Is it really Spanish Wally? Or pig latin?

[Wallythewalrus2]

It's definitely Spanish. People that speak Spanish always ask me if I grew up in Mexico or some other Spanish speaking country, because I speak it so beautifully. 🤗

[mandyfire98]

So you're demon possessed? Got it

[petitedollbabee]

Won 7 games in a row of beer pong. Never missed a cup. I was very drunk and could barely stand still but still somehow aced beer pong 😂 I SUCK at it when playing sober

[debtfree_oneyear]

one of my friends whom I am very attracted to got drunk while we were out together as a group. There were six of us in the group. I saw her remove her top and her bra before her best friend stopped her.

I felt embarrassed and excited at the same time. Embarrassed for her since I knew she wouldn't have done that while sober. I felt excited because I have been attracted to her for a long time.

[debtfree_oneyear]

I know the question asked something, "You've done," but I've never been drunk or high

[Kelly6]

@mandyfire98 Impressive thing while drunk? 😟

[mandyfire98]

Yes.

[Kelly6]

@mandyfire98
Most impressive work or thing is that I became friends with a person whom I had fight with and weren't talking to each other for 2 years

[A_Wild_Redhead]

Tap dancing from table to counter to table without falling or knocking over a glass or bottle.

[itsannalee]

Never hangover, even though mostly i get blackout. But the most impressive is i still can be able to wake up at 6am and go work.

[Agape93]

Apparently managed to get to Vermont. No idea how

[mandyfire98]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Nikki1989]

Blacking out and still making it home without any idea how you got there is always a good one.

[justabuddy]

Never lose and beer pong but never win at flip cup. Getting intoxicated is not my thing.

[Jennz6]

Wasn’t impressive but I was gangbanged

[mandyfire98]

I mean that's kind of impressive actually 😂

[Jackjjackson]

😂😂😂 do you recall any GOOD parts?

[Jennz6]

@Jackjjackson no, I was very drunk

[mandyfire98]

Not impressive but horrifying if it was non consensual

[JSkye]

Exactly. I hope it was discussed beforehand

[LunarEclipse433]

@Jennz6 do you remember the gangbang?

[Jennz6]

@LunarEclipse433 no, I was crazy drunk

[jamesgoldman]

Walking home or never having a hangover

[white_girl]

Shaving my head.

[krin_m]

Not sure, many foolish things though :-)

[Anonymous]

Get married lol