Hi girls, I love you so much. Can you be my friend?

[Anonymous]

Hi girls, how are you? I want to be friends with you. Do you accept?

[_Maya_]

Sorry but I am going to have to unfortunately decline. Your strategy here isn't the best. You went anon. That means that you are asking us to blindly accept friendship with someone that we don't know. We don't even know your username. I hope you can understand why that is not a good approach. Perhaps if I knew your username I would know who you are and where you are from. More importantly I might have had a negative interaction with you at some point (though I doubt it) or saw you had negative interactions with another user that would cause me to think about your request. So going anon and thinking that girls on the internet are going to blindly accept what you are asking isn't a really good way to go about it.

[Asker]

If my username is not private, can we be friends? I did it by mistake.

[EmmaMary]

REPORTED...TROLLING.