Girls, how would you feel if a GAG member wrote a beautiful poem for you?

[Anonymous]

On a flight to Denver this morning, I couldn't get a member out of my mind, so I wrote her this poem.

Slow Burn

She's got that long hair flowing 'cross her shoulders, there's not a man alive that wouldn't wanna hold her. It's the way she looks, something about the way she looks and that's enough, to keep me on a slow burn.

I can see her kicking 'cross a dance floor, she's more woman than I could ever ask for. There's something 'bout her eyes, those sexy blue eyes and that's enough, to keep me on a slow burn.

If we ever touch, the fire will break out and rage out of control and the love we make will be so deep, so strong, that when it's over, yes, Ma__y98, even when it's over, the flame will just die down and you'll keep me on a slow burn.

Thank you!

[Slingblade1126]

That's a T. G Sheppard song DIP SHIT!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j5B_Lx7KAYs&pp=ygUVdGcgc2hlcHBhcmQgc2xvdyBidXJu

[Slingblade1126]

You are dumb, WALLY!

[Asker]

Goddamn you!

[Beckybooboo]

😂😂 Did you have too many cocktails on the plane @wallythewalrus2 You felt a need to plagiarize someone's song?

[Asker]

Kiss my tanned ass! And who's Wally?

[Abbycado]

Sure, that would be nice.

[Asker]

I gave you MHO because you're about the only one that treats me with any type of respect on this wasteland of a site.

[Abbycado]

Well, ty for mho.

Sorry that more don't do the same. Isn't hard to be nice, unless it is a stupid troll. Then Abby gets crabby lol. XD

[HelpfulWoman]

depends. how do i know this member?
though to be fair, anything on gag is creep

[Asker]

I assure you, I'm not creepy. I'm a happily married man that happens to be obsessed with a GAG member. I did ask her to send me some of her hair once, because I was going to make a doll in her honor. I think that request was borderline creepy.

[HelpfulWoman]

"obsessed with a gag member"is never NOT CREEPY.
Asking for her hair is never NOT CREEPY. XD