Do you ever talk to a woman who says some crazy stuff which makes you wonder?

[Anonymous]

for example, and I’m a person who actually thinks there might be something to extraterrestrial visitation, and the government covering it up, but she was telling me about some like “federation of light’ and the Pledeians, and Sent me some video on YouTube where people claim that they forward messages that the aliens channel to them. Like I believe in some conspiracy stuff but this is a little bit badshit crazy. I also still believe in evidence.

[Douglas1179]

Let me tell ya, I've heard some whoppers in my time, especially from Bobby Jo when she's feelin' feisty. Women, they can say some things that'll make a grown man scratch his head like a confused squirrel. But ain't that part of the charm? Like when they say, "I ain't mad, I'm just disappointed," and you know you're in for a world of hurt, specially if she one of them discipline schoolteacher types.

I once heard a gal say she wrangle a gator with her bare hands while bakin' a pie at the same time. Now, I ain't sayin' it's impossible, but it's mighty hard to imagine. How you going to keep that gator's mouth shut while pouring a can of cherries in a pie crust? Kinda like tryin' to catch a greased pig and down a six-pack at the same time.

But when a woman says somethin' like that, sometimes it's just her way of expressin' herself, trying to tell you she ain't above walking on the wild side, like that Hawk Tu girl. Just like when I was singin' my love songs outside Bobby Joe's trailer, even though I knew she was with a black man. I'd share lines like, "I'll catch you a rainbow and make you my colored bride," even though I knew it was as likely as me fitting into size small overalls.

[Nikki1989]

Only on here, but that applies to some extremely twisted men as well.