hahahahaha, he is an idiot I thought I had seen all til I saw this video. he wants a internet girlfriend with big bj lips, why does he need that if its on the internet, the dude he talked too was good enough for him for 4 months. He is clearly socially retarded, he known nothing about girls and what other think of him. I bet the people that said he has a nice body was saying it ironically and he thought they were dead serious. His mom and grandmoms proably tell him he is great andadoreable, and he thinks everyone must think that too. To me he is a fat and ugly kid, that will never get the girl he is looking for, he will proably turn down a nerdy girl that's into all the things he likes but her lips will be too thin or her chest will be to flat for him. And he isn't the smartest kid either, hermaphrodite has something to do with homosexuality or atheism, hahahahha. He is all around ugly inside and out, he has NOTHING going for him
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+1 y"I don't even know what that is... he just said 'I"m a male herdat.. herma..hermadaphadite.. or hermadaphodite' I don't know what that is but I'm just going to assume its something to do with homosexuality and atheism or something" hahahahaha.
Oh mannn... this has to be a joke. If not then I don't even know.23 Reply- +1 y
I hope its a joke too but in all seriousness yeah he has too high standards... weird/unrealistic expectations... "NO PIMPLES" hahahaha. Yeah no one ever gets those :o
+1 ylmaoooo hahah I think this is a joke... if its not, then yeah I guess he should..OR he should start working out and losing some weight and taking care of himself. because I think he would be kinda cute if he was muscular and lean
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Lower his standard- yes, understand he's delusional- yes.
Hats off to the dude for actually making it, and good luck to him I guess.
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But in all honesty he basically designed this imaginary, thin, curvacious, "hot", twilight loving woman from the bottom up. Simply said he wants his perfect woman (tough- we all do).
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You can't do that, I mean you can but it sounds like he's planned out an entire relationship in his dreams the past few months and wants to make it a reality.
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On a final note, call me old fashioned, but what is with all this online dating bollocks. Instead of sitting inside with your "hot" body (of which he kept out of camera shot oddly enough), why don't you just get outside and live a bit, do something with your life and let love and relationships happen naturally?
Anyway, in answer to your question- yes.00 Reply
Anonymous(30-35)+1 yIs it real or just something he put up because it amuses him? lol If I met him in real life, I wouldn't assume that he was even interested in girls to be honest.
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Opinion Owner+1 yYeah, and then him calling his cat sealed the deal for me.
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I don't want to judge, but that video was just sad and I honestly didn't watch it all the way through. I got through 30 seconds of it and my mind said,"NOPE!" So I had to close out of it.
The kid is either goofing off or he has some sort of problem that needs to be addressed.20 Reply
+1 yWhat the f***...
I got fully traumatized and went into a state of shock / paralysis when he started showing us the inside of his mouth. I woke up in a cold sweat a minute later in time for him to explain to us very sensually about his fetish for "vampirsh".20 ReplyIt's a joke, he isn't actualy looking for a girlfriend and if he is then someone should go all OJ simpson on his ass XD
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+1 yLMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!
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+1 yI busted out laughing when he was like "ive got lovely teeth", and that tool just put his fingers all over his mouth. haha.
and I know this kid has some issues, and I definitely know for a fact he lives with his grandma. I mean look at his background, the accessories he has.00 Reply
Anonymous(30-35)+1 yThis guy cracks me up...He wants a model with bj lips and a badoka donk and huge t*ts. And she has to be a vampire. And be tall...let's ship him to Forks...He can have Rose.
11 Replynot at all. he can have anyone he wants if he got the game.lol he could be fooling you all with his little video. I never prejudge its an ugly crime in my side of the world.lol
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yhe sounds like a lot of girls on here actually
"I like him tall, model kind of body, tan skin, dark hair, no pimples,..."51 Reply
+1 ylmao @ lovely teeth and luscious eyes lmao
LAUGH MY F'ing ASS OFF
Vampire fetish lol
this is all so weird and why would he do this to himself. I hope it was a joke10 Reply
+1 yWow.. trolling his ass out, huh! That's so fake and if it isn't, that's one weird feminine guy with ridiculous standards.
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+1 yDamn straight he should. He needs to drop it low, low low.
Actually, he shouldn't drop it low. I'd prefer not to see that.10 Reply
+1 yHahaha, in a perfect world, he would totally have a girlfriend because his sense of humor cracks me up.
10 ReplyI think he's faking. He has some distinct physical tells that make me believe his not legit and his cat is named Mr Whiskers. That's fake generic cat name all over it.
20 ReplyHahaha you're kidding right?!? But yeah he needs to lower those standards.
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+1 yCan one of the girls please call him and record the conversation?
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 yLOL! Looks like he's one of these GAG member dudes.
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LOL!
Anonymous(30-35)+1 yIf he thinks snookies hot, he doesn't need to lower his standards.
31 ReplyAnyone who thinks Snooki is "kinda hot" needs to raise his standards.
30 ReplyOh god I needed that this morning. that was to funny.
Hell no, aim high.01 Reply
+1 yI don't think anyone should lower their standards unless they have high physical standards set that are unrealistic.
00 ReplyThat guy is either kidding, forced to make that video or not a 100% mentally healthy. How can you even take that serious? :')
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+1 yLoL@ hermodafahdite, the pimple situation, and at his unattractive vampire teeth haha
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+1 ylet him have as stupid of standards as he wants. His life.
00 ReplyI honestly don't think this is a serious video. It looks satirical.
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+1 yHe should reconsider his standards. He is clearly gay ! He is hiding it to the other and lying to himself by being picky.
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+1 yI think he can totally get a vampire that looks like snooki.
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+1 yYes, he really should. It's sad to see some people so delusional to their own appearances.
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+1 yOMG! that guy has confidence, hahaha, but is he serious! LMFAO
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yWups, I meant to say no, but I accidentally clicked yes. I don't think his "standards" are actually very high to begin with haha.
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Opinion Owner+1 yI consider it being a little more picky than just physical appearances which was mostly the gyst of his plight (albeit a rather pathetic one).
673 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic. LMAO I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW WORLDSTARHIPHOP ON THE RIGHT.
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yOhmigawed I think he should
11 ReplyHaha worlds best troll award.
40 Reply457 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic. He can have whatever standards he wants..
20 ReplyBy lower his standards you mean give up right?
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+1 ylol, he is obviously a troll.
10 ReplyDamn, he really wanted to hit one mill. huh? o.o
10 ReplyNo, Not at all.
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yThat guy looks like a love machine
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+1 yThat's definitely fake.
Enough said.00 Reply
+1 yhe is cool! :)
10 ReplyWow. Just wow!
13 Reply404 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic. LOL he's awesome
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+1 yW.T.F!
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