Don't follow me if *see below*

[lanadelrey25]

[Including Robert California gifs.] you're welcome.

I've taken my class on idiocy and how to repel it, overcome it, and make something genuine from my tragic experiences. In fact, I've graduated the class and just barely made it through without getting a stool and some rope. I'm not interested in it anymore, so if you check any of these boxes, take a long walk off a short pier. With weights on your ankles.

1. Hi, I idiot. I see pretty girl. I follow girl. girl will want marry me.

2. Hi, I idiot. I follow you.I invite to hundreds of stoopid questions.

3. Hi, I idiot. I radical left liberal. hear me roar.

4. Hi, I idiot. SEND ME NUDES NOW LITTLE WHORE.

5. Hi, I idiot. I have family problem. must have sympathy. DM me.

You won't gain my sympathy. I don't think you're pretty. I don't think you're smart. Don't ask me to DM because I sound upset or because I'm pretty.

My block list is over 100 and still rising, call today and you may receive a special block at discount prices!

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Excellent myTake, I agree with everything you wrote and I implement it myself.

This is the description I have on my profile
- Don't follow me to invite me to your questions
- Don't PM me without a good reason
- Don't harass people on my questions
- Don't ask me questions without a good reason
- Don't assume I want to make friends
- Your follow might be removed for reasons that are my own. If you try following me again after that, you'll be blocked
- While your follow will be accepted automatically (thanks to G@G taking out the private option), it could be removed later

[lanadelrey25]

"- Your follow might be removed for reasons that are my own. If you try following me again after that, you'll be blocked"
that was has me laughing, I love it

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Thanks!
I used to write ''Following me is a privilege and not a right'' just to piss off the usual people but nowadays I have softened up a bit.
Also it's fun having that guy who says he'll report and get me banned because I removed his follow and then started blocking his many accounts.

[lanadelrey25]

Wow, the people in this world. It's embarrassing enough you got blocked, why keep on? The thing about idiots is that they don't just hang around idiots, they also like to bother the intellectuals.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Exactly.
Like my mother says, and on this she's right: shoo a dog, it'll whimper a bit and then go away. Shoo a cat, it may scratch you but it will go away. Shoo a bothersome fly, and it will keep buzzing around and bothering you.

[lanadelrey25]

Now if only there was a way to group GAG members into their respectable categories.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

I do it unofficially, I keep a mental list that makes four groups:
- Idiots that get blocked immediately, even without talking to them because I see their questions/opinionw and see they'll probably be trouble
- Idiots on probation, those I'm considering whenever to block or not. 90% end up getting blocked sooner or later.
- Friends/good people, those whom I respect their opinions and I generally agree with.
- People that I respect even if I don't agree with them, as in people who have different opinions or even call me out on things they don't agree with me or that I'm wrong about in a respectful way.

[lanadelrey25]

Very nice, I shall start doing the same. I think so far you are - Friends/good people, those whom I respect their opinions and I generally agree with. But you could end up being - People that I respect even if I don't agree with them, as in people who have different opinions or even call me out on things they don't agree with me or that I'm wrong about in a respectful way.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Thank you, it's the same for me although for now I completely agree with you on everything!

[lanadelrey25]

Awesome! It's refreshing to find a like minded intellectual who understands what being respectful means.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Same for me!
There are many good and respectful users on here, they are a bit hidden because there are hordes of idiots/perverts/assorted weirdos that screech over them.

[COMMODOREII]

I could be in the cool category. 😎

[lanadelrey25]

*sighs* we've talked about this commodore

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Wow, 100 blocked? I didn't realize that we could see a list of those we have blocked. I am going to look for that now

[lanadelrey25]

Go to profile, then more, then you will find blocks

[SuccessfulHornDog]

I have more blocked than I expected. Some of them blocked me first so I returned the favor

[lanadelrey25]

Sharing the favor is always important.

[menina]

Wow! I admire you. I could never write a take like that. But I know that you're just being honest and I hope no one bothers you after this.

[lanadelrey25]

Thanks girl :)

[menina]

No problem. :)

[JPrez]

Wow. There are quite a few crazy libs on here and the ones I could name would probably match yours.

[lanadelrey25]

Probably lol

[COMMODOREII]

Wow you get people like that? That is crazy. Lol sorry you have to go through that my friend.

[lanadelrey25]

I get them a lot, and thank you :)

[NYCQuestions1976]

Damn this was a lot darker than I anticipated. Funny at the end, but still quite dark.

[lanadelrey25]

Yup the interweb is a dark place. I added the gifs to balance it but I want the dark to stand out, because I'm not playing anymore.

[Paulychicago10]

Lol. Sorry I had to laugh at the discount prices! I love a sale at the biggest discount possible. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Nice.

[lanadelrey25]

Thank you :)

[Lov2PlezUgurl]

well you must have ran across some real dirt bags here I'm sorry I hope that you find some good friend from here on out

[Grond21]

It's sad that you have to block so many people for these reasons. Accurate though, unfortunately.

[Jjpayne]

I sure hope I'm still cool 😎

[Jjpayne]

And yes, gag can be a jungle

[Jerre]

Fortunately none of the above apply to me!

[Guanfei]

I guess I'm safe for now 🤔