These are the 10 reasons I believe what makes a man a man.

[Anonymous]

This MyTake is dedicated to guys. What's your score according to my chart?

1) He should speak/act in an informal way to EVERYONE.

Formalities...formalities are highly hypocritical and unmanly. It's fake respect. A guy should say what he has in mind. Don't be afraid to voice your thought. No matter to who you talk, avoid sissy stuff like "sir" and handshakes.

2) He shouldn't take back what he said.

If he says "I will go" then he must go. There's no turning back.

3) He should use violence when necessary.

Even to females. Some people don't understand with words, so you need to use violence in their case.

4) He shouldn't be ashamed to fart/burp/spit in public.

If they criticize you of being "gross" it's their problem not yours.

5) He shouldn't be ashamed to talk about "guy" stuff, to girls.

If they get offended, it's their problem.

6) If someone criticizes a flaw of yours, respond with "fuck off mind your business".

Like for example if you are short or fat or bald, or all of 3, and someone makes a comment about it, then respons with what I sais above. Nobody has the right to criticize you.

7) He shouldn't be ashamed to hit on every girl he likes.

If you like her then have the balls to hit on her. No matter the situation, just deal with it. You did your move and you should be proud of it.

8) Don't mind if you get dirty.

Don't start crying like a baby,if some wine fells on your brand new pants. You won't die don't worry.

9) Eat as you feel comfortable no matter where you are.

If you feel comfortable by eating your steak with your hands then do it. Those who will get offended when they see you, are just hypocrites. 99% of the people eat their steak that way, when they are alone. Unless they belong to this 1%, if they get offended they are just a bunch of hypocrites who follow those so-called "table manners".

10) If someone wants to smoke in front of you, then let him/her, even if you are a non-smoker.

Don't start whining like a 3 year-old girl, that smoke annoys you. Let him/her do if he/she wants.

So what's your score bros? If you had an 8/10 at least you are in a good way I believe!

[sean1234]

1) As long as you're not rude
2) Unless its to a concert that has been canceled due to a blissard, lol.
3) Who do you think you are... the Hulk? reactiongifs.me/.../...s-angry-hulk-smash-loki.gif
4) Yes, but you shouldn't do it on purpose just to gross people out.
5) Only if they ask me first dude, only if they ask me first. ;)
6) I only wish Obama thought that way... that way he would have never even been elected the first time. ha ha!
7) Just as long as it's nothing rude... otherwise her brother standing nest to her will be like... reactiongifs.me/.../...s-angry-hulk-smash-loki.gif
8) I agree.
9) Eating steak with hands is like eating cereal without a spoon, you could do it, but it would suck.
10) Dude... If you smoke next to me... reactiongifs.me/.../...s-angry-hulk-smash-loki.gif

[sean1234]

8 ) not 8)

[sean1234]

I can't believe I did that to, XD ha ha!

[myTake Owner]

Seems like you are more rational than the others. Upvote.

[sean1234]

How did you like my #9 ha ha

[myTake Owner]

If you don't feel comfortable by eating with hands, it's fine. But if you do, but you follow table manners even if you don't want to, then you suck.

[sean1234]

It's easier to eat Pizza and Chicken (like a drum, wing, breast or thigh) with your hands.

[myTake Owner]

Haha personally I eat almost everything with my hands. Except soups of course.

[sean1234]

That could get messy. What about ice cream? You just dig your hands into the carton?

[myTake Owner]

Oh yeah... but I prefer cones mostly.

[Octavius]

There's only 1 criteria for being a man.

You got a Y chromosome? Yes?

Congratulations or too bad depending on how you feel about it; you're a man...

[Noxifer626]

I'd say "male" is more correct, but hey.

[idkwtftoputhere]

I scored 10/10 so ya I'm pretty much a manly man now

[myTake Owner]

I don't know how it happened but I'm pretty sure I chose guys only...

[idkwtftoputhere]

well too bad, I'm A VERY manly man and there is nothing you can do about it.

[SuklaaTryffeli]

No. Just no

[Anonymous]

Spitting is gross, but farting and burping in public is a female thing. The ability to burp and fart freely is what makes a woman a woman, not what makes a man a man. Women have louder, longer farts. A woman’s gas will almost always put a man’s gas to shame. There’s nothing wrong with that, it’s cute when you guys try to compete, but we have infinitely bigger and better farts and burps. Sorry, it’s just the way it is. You get bigger muscles, while our gas makes bigger sounds and scents.

[Nuqood]

"He should speak/act in an informal way to EVERYONE."
"If someone wants to smoke in front of you, then let him/her, even if you are a non-smoker."

Dumb ass.

[roundbobby]

I agree with 5, and partially 9. Obeying the others is either immature, rude, violent or UNmanly.

[Noxifer626]

You just described a violent, impolite and extremely stupid person.

[Bluemax]

This! For the win!

[Noxifer626]

@Bluemax I think myTakes like this are the reason women don't want to date men anymore.

[myTake Owner]

So a man should bow down to anyone?

[Noxifer626]

No. Nobody should be forced to bow down to anybody. But sadly, you're always going to have to take's someone's orders if you want to be a part of society. If you don't follow those rules, you're getting the door.

[myTake Owner]

Society is already corrupted if you haven't realized it already.

And apart from it, don't you think it's hypocritical to follow table manners (for example) when you would eat with hands at your home?

[Noxifer626]

At your home. When you're alone. And nobody can see you. If you're with others, you owe them a bare minimum of respect.

[myTake Owner]

Fake respect. Not real.
Personally I would respect someone who doesn't give a shit about stupid "social rules" and he's real. And if the waitress I a hot chick and hits on her even better. He has BALLS.

And no, women don't want to date anymore, because most of them are lousy. Most guys nowdays go muscular so they can feel "manly" I notice. No my friend muscles won't make you a man. He is a pansy if he acts like a pet dog to everyone. No matter how big he is.

I'm not referring to you, but generally.

[Noxifer626]

Someone who doesn't give a shit about social rules is not someone worthy of respect. If you act recklessly, ignoring everyone else and only caring about yourself, then you're selfish as well. And hitting on the waitress is even more disrespectful because she's WORKING.

[myTake Owner]

If you were working and a hot chick was hitting on you, would you complain?

Oh come on don't be a hypocrite. I hate hypocrisy as much as anything.

[myTake Owner]

Anyway I believe you will man up as you get older. Most people at 15, still "kiss asses"...

[Noxifer626]

Yes. I would complain. Because I'm working. And even if I didn't complain, that doesn't mean you should hit on someone else. You never know who has a SO.
If what you describe here is a real man, then I would rather be a woman.
But you're a troll, so I don't know why I waste time arguing with you.

[myTake Owner]

Dude you crossed the line. I can tolerate almost evrything, but I don't accept to be called a "troll".

Now get the fuck out of here. And report my post like a good boy, since it sounds "offensive".

[myTake Owner]

Of course I reported yours for insulting me.

[Polocrew]

Being man depends on your parents

But to be tall jacked athletic speciment like me, You must lift nerds

[DarkHumorRUs]

Fuck that, fuck these rules, and fuck you!

[Anonymous]

I wasted 5 mins of my life reading this shit!

[Anonymous]

lol what a crock of shit!!