Top 5 reasons why you shouldn't date a short man (5'9 and under).

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Top 5 reasons why you shouldn't date a short man (5'9 and under).

1. Short men are insecure about their height

You can see this regularly on GAG where short men are constantly hating on tall men or insulting women who say they like tall men. They also ALWAYS try to overcompensate their small bodies by telling women online they have a 10 inch penis.

Top 5 reasons why you shouldn't date a short man (5'9 and under).

2. Short men cannot protect you if your life is put as risk; to a gang of thugs or armed robber he is easy prey.

On the other hand a tall man will shield you from any harm with his large strong iron body & other men will also be intimidated by his stature.

3. Short men are prone to anger management problems & violence against women because they have an inferiority complex.

They will fly into a berserk rage if any female makes a height joke, unlike tall men who can poke fun at themselves about their long limbs.

4. Short men never fit well in clothes and are visually an embarrassment to be seen with in public as they tend to have huge skulls with tiny pathetic bodies (bobblehead).

Tall men on the contrary will impress your girlfriends, parents or whom ever you introduce them to with their well proportioned bodies, style and class.

5. Short men have much lower natural testosterone and HGH levels than tall men

Which is relevant for various reasons such as libido, passing on good genetics, less prone to illness etc etc. We also tend to be BIGGER all over i.e. hands, feet, *bleep* *wink wink*.

And there you have it. So ladies in the future please only date men over 6 foot because we have none of the problems listed above. Preferably 6'0 - 6'5 because 6'6+ guys tend to look like freaks/weirdos.

Top 5 reasons why you shouldn't date a short man (5'9 and under).
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