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Profile Picture Analysis (Unserious!!!)

Profile Picture Analysis (Unserious!!!)

PROFILE PICTURE SAYS A LOT!

We'll do men first since majority of profiles here are blue. Call it gender discrimination!

In this quite humourous post, I'll interpret whose profile signifies what based on their profile photos! (Or the lack of!)

1. Selfie

No doubt a Facebook refugee. Or has a meme page on Instagram with total two hundred and sixty followers! Or chronically offline, enough to comment here "what's chronically offline, anon?"

2. Abs

He either misses his ex and is terrified of showing his face here and being a laughingstock of his friend. That, or he joined the gym again. The picture serves as a reminder. Chase fitness! To quote Sohone from Mune : do it for the ladies ~

3. Abs and selfie

He knows he's a catch. Once he figures out GaG algorithm, it's over for the rest of us.

4. Default picture

If he's a zillenial or younger, he's a busybody. Probably earning tons.. Or running back and forth between classes.. Say, whose great idea was it to major in architecture?

Not me, that's who!

You got this, babe. GaG will be your safe haven.

It can be also a boomer guy who is uncomfortable with laptops. Seriously, how are you supposed to move the damn cursor without a separate mouse?! What is up with today's technology, reducing everything to particles?

This dude should definitely chat me up. I'm the same way. I'm called old soul, aka deeply boring. Might just hit it off.

5. Anime

That's a shounen/action/sports anime protagonist right there. He's too cool for shoujo and yaoi. He compares manga panels with favourite anime.

He's done with One Piece. None will amount to One Piece.

6. Natural Scenery

Most likely an amateur photographer.

Has the most diplomatic opinions, like ever. In heated arguments, this male specimen will NEVER resort to name calling. Cheers to him!

7. Girlfriend's Picture

His girlfriend edited that for him. For emphasis, she also added herself in the background banner, just in case you were trying to flirt him up. Back! Off!

8. Artwork (w credits)

Secure in himself, I just know it. Very chilled. Uses stock images. Actually asks meaningful questions.

9. Meme

He's in for the laughs. And insights. And when he's bored with Microsoft edge. Believe me, he PAYS for that thing. Work from home guy? Dunno.

I don't make assumptions :-)

10. Historical figure

Whatever is wrong with him, he's mine to fix! (Sings agonizing ballad to him)

Nobody else cares for you like I do. I'm the puzzle piece you were looking so desperately for. I'm craters on your moon! (Gallantly offers a hand)

11. Ghibli filter

Stay hundred metres away from me, please. I hope you understand.

12. Heavily edited cartoon

Forty and awesome. He's had a few flops with myTake because everyone seems to be obsessed with anon1903, but he ain't a quitter.

He'll give you soulful advice. That's why his MHO is super high! :-)

13. Smiling selfie

Confident guy. Usually discovered in the Beauty and Fashion section. His answer to every first date existential crises is : “Can't go wrong with the short red dress! And just be normal. Laugh when he makes jokes. Be down to earth.”

30 and happily married.
Or probably a jolly guy with interest in educational industry.

14. Pet

He's a sweetheart once you get to know him.

That's it. How accurate are these? Comment below! 👇🏽 👇🏽

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