your dick is small. Trust me, any man will take that as offensive. thats the no no zone in talking to a man. never tell him his dick is small... but don't actually do that. It will probably ruin is self esteem and thus your sex experience.
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"i'm a bad texte, r but oobviously i must do SOMETHING right since you still stick arround. Now, shut up and start lickin', i'm an even worse texter when i'm horny"
note: only do this if you actually want it
Are you sure or maybe I just don't have a reason to reply...
Or
Are you sure or maybe you aren't giving me a reason to reply right away...
Just say "wow thanks!", that usually makes people feel bad but also makes you seem like you don't give a shit hah
Well you're bad at life and I'm fabulous. Oh, and you have a tiny sick too.
You're bad at texting.****** Correct that shit
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" you should be happy! :) I took my precious time to text you back" lol even if I text you 3 hours later
Say, "I admit I'm only talented at sucking your d*ck"
Well.. mabe I have better things to do 😉 (wink shows its a joke)
Just make a joke of it. Say would it make it better if I was a different colour texter
I am better at some other stuff. Would you want to find out?
Autocorrect is your friend
"You're a fuck you!"
Yeah but at least I'm better at making you cum.
At least I respond.
You're a bad talker!
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