I find it HILARIOUS when I see a guy kicked in the balls?

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It's the funniest thing ever. Seeing his red face and open mouth... in that hunchback posture... 

I've kicked about 6 guys down there and each time I couldn't control myself. I did it once by accident and that was the only time I could control my fit of laughter.

Is it just me or is it really funny? lol ;)

Kinstrome · Accepted Answer

If touching a person's genitals against their will constitutes sexual abuse, kicking someone in the genitals is DEFINITELY sexual abuse.

I think it's funny in a movie in the same way that a person getting hit by a wrench in a slapstick movie is funny: it's not something to be reproduced in real life.

Testicles are extremely sensitive. It would be less painful to have my eyes gouged out or my finger broken off than to have severe testicle damage.

You're probably trolling anyway, but if you actually wanted to be deterred from doing that, watch the post-rape scene in Pulp Fiction. THAT will make a person never want to hurt a man there ever again.

Mesonfielde · Accepted Answer

My troll senses are tingling. Voted B). Although I admit, there's just something funny about the below picture.

Vesuvius87 · Accepted Answer

I don't where you girls are coming from but your sense of humor is quite disturbing. In my HS the only thing that might have been somewhat funny to a couple girls is when a guy got slapped in the face (once heard a girl bragged about doing that) but not kick in the balls. That's extreme.

Unless you're into extreme BDSM relationship types, seriously get help. What you're doing is called assault and is worth jail time.

islandgirlcb · Accepted Answer

I just read a post on here about a young man who will never have kids in his life because he was kicked in the balls by his ex girlfriend, and all she got was 12 months probation wtf... imagine if a guy kicked you in the stomach so hard you were never able to conceive... its not funny at all!!

MAJ4251 · Accepted Answer

But I'm sure you wouldn't find it funny if one of them punched you in the damn face for assaulting them.
That crap isn't funny. You could do permanent damage to their balls. You seriously need to grow up.

mistninja314 · Answer

now what would be funny is me using this left hand of mine to grab your hair (wrapping it around my hand) so that you couldn't weave/escape my slap ^^ while charging up my right arm to slap the soul out yo ass broad lol

it's not going to take nothing but 1 slap to bruise that whole side of your face up "you heard it here 1st (^^#)" just be happy that i'm not going to knee you on your way down to the ground.. like i would do a dude if possible "NOW THAT'S FUNNY" *sarcasm*

like they always say "it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt" so keep your hands to yourself because unlike those punks im not letting it slide or i might fuck around and have one of my home girls to come beat yo ass for about "10$" LOLL

bracing for the simp/mangina comments LOLOLol

Hiiiiii222 · Answer

I think it's funny but it's more of a pity laugh than an actually funny laugh. It's like when your friend falls, you laugh but it's you feel bad doing it because they hurt themself. It's hard to explain but seeing boys vulnerable is nice sometimes and when they get kicked in the balls they are vulnerable lol. But no I would never go around kicking guys in the balls, that's insane. Why would you want to cause pain to them in the place it hurts most?

DodgersGM · Answer

I've laughed at accidental groin shots, not gonna lie. I think we all have. You know, those ones where some dude chucks a boomerang, turns to show off for his friends, and it comes back and hits him right in the money-maker. Those are classic.

Seeing a man kicked in the balls though, that's not funny to me.

Kris85 · Answer

SandPlanet/SaVes/Moonmice, You're waaaayyyyyy too obvious on here. Find something else to do

TheWiseOwl · Answer

If a girl deliberately kicks me in the balls, I'll rip chunks of her hair out of her head and have a good laugh about that.

zinithin · Answer

It's funny when it's not on purpose. What you're doing is down right mean... and if someone did that to me, they are going to feel pain and remember me for the rest of their lives.

Dandeus · Answer

Nutshots are hilarious in the right circumstances. There are tons of videos on YouTube of accidental nutshots and ones where the guy is doing it on purpose because he's such a tool. Doing it intentionally full force to someone who isn't expecting it isn't funny though.

Anonymous · Answer

if your not careful, one day a guy is going to kick you back, between your legs. i personally would never kick anyone in that area because im a fairly normal person, unlike you. I dont find it funny watching anyone get hurt, but i would defiantly laugh if i saw you in pain after being kicked in the crotch. you deserve it.

BoudyRizk · Answer

This is not funny at all
You should know that a kick to the balls can sometimes be fatal and the pain is unbearable
I only wish that girls could experience that pain sometime so you know what it's like

Hopefuldreamer8 · Answer

Hopefully you're just trolling. No one can actually be this horrible.

Arianna16 · Answer

that's horrible! no wonder u put ur self as anonymous!

Bromanicus · Answer

It is HILARIOUS!! Just as funny as a chick with a black eye!

kangy · Answer

you sound like that male user who created several topics about this. i realised these days there are few topics on ball kicking.

Weirdstuff · Answer

Hihi, you meanie. But SSHHHHHTT, you're making the anti-feminazis go apeshit with your post ;)

HT_Truchot · Answer

I find it hella funny... I feel bad for them but its funny

Ihav2fart · Answer

Would it be funny if I squeezed your tits so hard that they may burst?

thelionting · Answer

I went to college with this kid lol

Anonymous · Answer

I find it hilarious when women have their genitals mutilated and the complications cause infertility. Or when men strike women and render them unconscious. Fucking hilarious.

BelleGirl21 · Answer

Posts like these make me remember the good ole days with my buddy @sandplanet.

Krushhbrownies · Answer

Would it be funny if a guy punches a woman's bewbs for amusement? No I don't think so.. It's psychopathic

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