Why do boys have cooties?

[XNicholeMariex3]

oh fuck you

NO, GIRLS HAVE COOTIES

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! ... what are cooties?

you bloody wanker.

I'LL SHARE MY COOTIES WITH YOU BABE

KISS MY FEET UNWORTHY PEASANT

Do you know... THE MUFFIN MAN?

[mistninja314]

Hold on let me ask my MISTnig*as LOL i1127.photobucket.com/.../...f.com-add-text_12.gif Why do we have cooties bruh and when will we spread them to all of the GAGirls? @Phoenix98 @mr90skid @GoldCobra @Toad-1 @timon821 @Anon1999 @Johnson123 @Star_Lord @gapminder @AkumaKira @Ihav2fart @BertMacklinFBI @DooMguy @bananatossing @Watermelonoma @1fingerpunch @cavmanier @front2back @Despondency @randomwhiteguy @traxlem @DodgersGM @Tank2 @apexalpha @2014raser @Ferretman21 @matheus_mb @jwhit @Grant101 @madokh @Klaatu51 @JustinCaseUDontKnow @YourFutureEx @Tokana @sizedoesnotmatter @NateInAk that's the WHOLE village I think LOL

[NateInAk]

The clan behemoth has arrived.
Who am I holding down and who's spreading the infection?

[Ihav2fart]

To be fair a girl infected me first

[Phoenix98]

I think so lol

. . . . Tonight cooties becomes a world wide pandemic !! LOL

[mistninja314]

@NateInAk We'll are going to spread it. You can pick whoever you want. I"m spreading it to @watashiwahanadesu

[mistninja314]

@Ihav2fart time for revenge sensei

@Phoenix98 LOL #makinghistory #moment

[glamgamergal]

😂😂😂😂Omfg this i s hilarious

[Phoenix98]

Lol let us make history !!

[Phoenix98]

@glamgamergal lol this is what happens when a bunch of bored men are united under mistninja

[glamgamergal]

Smh oh well I dint give a fuck way to make people laugh
Keep it up
😂😂😂

[Phoenix98]

Lol yeah

[mistninja314]

@glamgamergal @Phoenix98 AGREED and my stomach is hurting so hard right now from laughter... They'll rue the day those chose to fuck with the MIST village #noprisoners #cootiesforSELL

[XNicholeMariex3]

LOL you dorks hahaha

[mistninja314]

@glamgamergal Laugh now, cry later because the Cooting cooters are coming to a town near you #itwontbefunny We come in , fuck shit up, then leave ^_^ ain't that right sergeant @Phoenix98

[Phoenix98]

LOL yeah and I am sporting a full beard so your revenge will be even better

BEARDED NINJAS UNITE

And on that note I found @Ihav2fart LOL
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[mistninja314]

@asker LOLol You're right along with us... or you will be in not too long

[glamgamergal]

I have a headache now from laughing

[YourFutureEx]

COOTIES
THIS IS BOOBYTRAP!!!

[Phoenix98]

lol. . . maybe.

[mistninja314]

@YourFutureEx Yeah it's a TRAP alright, for a GAGirls of your choice that... find a way to lure them in,,,, then give them the cooties and run LOL

[Watermelonoma]

Lmao

[Tokana]

Cooties... simply another word for aids

[randomwhiteguy]

Hello!

[gapminder]

if you hold em down I will provide the Arabian death masks for the victims.

[mistninja314]

@gapminder what are those?

[gapminder]

Urban dictionary that shit bruh

[gapminder]

@mistninja314 The sexual act of stretching one's testicles over the eyes of another (known as the arabian goggles), but also placing the anus over the receiver's mouth at the same time.
I was going to give her the Arabian Goggles, but I decided to go full out with the Arabian Death Mask.

[mistninja314]

@gapminder LOL I'm dead #icanteven moment loloolol

[gapminder]

Lol! Well you asked! !

[mistninja314]

@gapminder true that LOL..

"I decided to go full out with the Arabian Death Mask." I learn something new everyday on here

[madokh]

whats that @mistninja314

[AkumaKira]

I think my ex infected me... ooh well :3

[jwhit]

Lmao this guy!!! 😂😂

[Johnson123]

" that's the WHOLE village" your friken awesome man, lmao

[Star_Lord]

Oh man, I got cooties now , Thank you for let me know, You know we can share our cooties to girls! Haha, I'm kidding no I'm not, Oh maybe I'm joking, Wait Am I joking? Nope!

[DooMguy]

DooMguy deployed *pumps shotgun* "who dies first?"

[matheus_mb]

I don't have cooties. Voted "Kiss my feet unworthy peasant", I'm not gonna infect anyone.

[Tank2]

@mistninja314 who ever you want me to give it to just let me know im ready to spread 💉

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

That's cute thanks bro:-)))

[apexalpha]

I have latex allergy so have a legit reason (JK)

[mistninja314]

@madokh LOL Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

@AkumaKira Well it's time to get some revenge

@jwhit LOL more like "these guys" now ^_^ #teamworkmakethedreamwork

@Johnson123 Hey it ain't no FUN if the whole TEAM (village) don't get some, right?

@Star_Lord So which GAGirl are you going to infect with them? (#^ ^#)

@DooMguy Go find that fucking virgin hunter guy after that go infect some random GAGirl with the cooties

@Tank2 LOL My nig*a ^_^... to be continued #moment

@JustinCaseUDontKnow LOL so which random GAGirl will you be spreading it to? ^_^ LOL

@apexalpha LOL Best line yet ^_^

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

@LovesTVDx Yes I'm giving it to this cutie
the cooties LOL HaHaHaHa !!!

[mistninja314]

@JustinCaseUDontKnow Smart choice (#^ ^#)

[2014raser]

Holy crap.

JUST ACCEPT THE FACTS.

[mistninja314]

@2014raser True Fact #1 "we running this shit" ^_^

[XNicholeMariex3]

Milky milk shakeee

[2014raser]

True Fact #2 "Women's place is in the kitchen." XD

[mistninja314]

@2014raser #Shotsfired

[mistninja314]

The whole Village says "Thanks for MHO" LLOL

[Tank2]

@mistninja314 did u decide yet my nigga lol

[mistninja314]

@Tank2 you target is @NikolaevnaKoroleva

[NikolaevnaKoroleva]

I am confused.

[Tank2]

Ok i got u im on the job. Hey @nikolaevnakoroleva let me c u in my office 😈

[bananatossing]

that's how mother nature build us, sorry..

[Anon1999]

Boys have cooties because we never got our cootie shots. Oh wait cooties come from girls and I have had a girlfriend so I guess that means I got it from girls. Dang cooties, a ninja's kryptonite.

[randomwhiteguy]

Oh, everyone made it I think 😁we have at least 87.3% attendance

[NikolaevnaKoroleva]

@Tank2 I don't think so...

[DooMguy]

Virgin hunter guy? I don't know who that is . . . maybe he's social club guy's friend, anyway, I'll keep an eye out for him

Also what rank am I? DooMgenin?

@ asker thanks for MHO, the village deserves it

[Tank2]

Why @nikolaevnakoroleva

[NikolaevnaKoroleva]

@Tank2 Because first of all you have not said anything about why you want to talk to me and what you want from me thus I do not trust you.

[Star_Lord]

@mistninja314 I want to share with the asker, But she probably will kick my butt then sterilize me!

[Star_Lord]

Congratulations you got the MH

[Tank2]

@nikolaevnakoroleva i just need to c u in my office u can trust me

[mistninja314]

@Star_Lord Naw we got MHo ^_^ and she's yours for the taking lol

[Star_Lord]

That sounds nice, I'll take her away!

[Star_Lord]

Thank you so much Mini Ninjas

[mistninja314]

@Star_Lord Bring her back in 1 piece now LOL

[XNicholeMariex3]

Oh... I'm being attacked by cooties?

[mistninja314]

@asker yup RUN!!! well he's our fastest ninja on foot so yeah... good luck @Star_Lord

[Star_Lord]

@mistninja314 She will enjoy my mini cooties, She can't even see the cooties, I'll bring her to the Mini hospital!

@XNicholeMariex3 Don't worried you will be ok, I'm clean and my COOTIES looks like mini biscuits.

[XNicholeMariex3]

@Star_Lord lol you are certainly interesting. Where are you from?

[mistninja314]

I think china

[YourFutureEx]

https://i.imgur.com/iL9hR.jpg

"Fuck cooties"

This is what a girl in my HS said when she wanted to shake-hands with this shy guy.
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[Random_chick_2384]

Hahaha😂

[Grace_Rdz]

Everybody on here be like, "lol good memories, tho!"
Umm, my health teacher from last semester was dedicated to remind us all at least once every couple of days that boys have cooties.
I'm a sophomore in high school, by the way.
He crazaayy... but he's right.
Stay away from me! >.<

[DaniIsMyName]

Because they think they're pretty, and it can grow by arrogance. Just wash with cootie spay and it will go away in about 2 hours. If they re-get it, repeat. They can also get cooties by kissing girls, so dont give boys cooties, it can REALLY hurt them.

[snuggle_bunny88]

Huh. I thought girls had cooties. Or am I just an odd ball?

[Mesonfielde]

It's a concept created to enforce gender segregation, and to prevent males from interacting with females and thus prevent them from becoming gay and effeminate and gay, or something.

[Ihav2fart]

I contracted the cooties when a girl tricked me and stole my first kiss in elementary school! the other boys didn't wanna play with me later!

*EWW YOU GOT THE COOTIES*
*RUNS AWAY LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC*

[XNicholeMariex3]

hahahaha!!!

[Ihav2fart]

😢

Dark times

[NateInAk]

On a scale of pencil to zebra, how high are you?

Well, she's married to the muffin man.

[XNicholeMariex3]

HAPPILY MARRIED

[starstuffsf]

BOYS HAVE COOTIES BC THEYRE BOYS THEYRE BORN THAT WAY

[starstuffsf]

Lol I was joking, down votes really?

[PiuBelloAmante]

Damn we all caught that in grade school...
looking back it was so worth getting cooties!

Today kids are so... I don't know if cootie even exist

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

We have lot cooties just like you
hey your cootie pie what you think? XD

[zorro8888]

Well Sharing is caring so come here Lol!

[XNicholeMariex3]

img3.wikia.nocookie.net/.../Sheldon_Spray.jpg D:...

[zorro8888]

Excuse the creepiness in advance please! Lol
www.dramafever.com/.../ep_6_forced_kiss.gif

[XNicholeMariex3]

oh my god that gif LMAO

[Phoenix98]

LOL zorro'z gif pretty much sums it up lol

[zorro8888]

Well you're still talking to me so it wasn't that bad hahaha

[gapminder]

I love the Dean Winchester reference so I got nothing to hate on. :^)

[Anonymous]

It's a defense mechanism to counteract girls and their bullshit lol

[Anonymous]

We have cooties because girls transmitted to us, I want to kiss your feet!

[Vixtorie]

Oh man this brings back memories. LOL!!

[glamgamergal]

Dude you're awesome

[XNicholeMariex3]

LOL XD

[ImSky]

Woowwwww good memories lol

[Your_boss960]

Because they are bad!

[BertMacklinFBI]

meh.. I can't help it

[Phoenix98]

Because we like spreading them to girls duh.

[XNicholeMariex3]

KEEP YOUR COOTIES AWAY FROM ME
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[Phoenix98]

LOL normally I'd say ok but I'm in the mood to stretch my legs so no lol I'm gonna chase you.

I'm coming for ya lol
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[Phoenix98]

Oops @xnicholemariex3

[XNicholeMariex3]

noo
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[Phoenix98]

LOL @mistninja314 (s) squad is on it's way we're going to get you.

[Phoenix98]

Dang it again lol @xnicholemariex3

[mistninja314]

LOL Here we go again Nichole get ready for a double hug of death

[Phoenix98]

@mistninja314 LOL death by chocolate and vanilla hug.

[XNicholeMariex3]

aaaahhhh
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[Phoenix98]

@xnicholemarix3 LOL you wish

[mistninja314]

Oreo time!!! see my post LOLOLOL

[Phoenix98]

@xnicholemariex3 ( lol your name I can't get it right tonight lol -_-. )

[Iron_Man]

Boys dont girls do though

[XNicholeMariex3]

Nah uh!!!

[Iron_Man]

Oh yes they do, sticks tongue out at you lol

[XNicholeMariex3]

D:< 25.media.tumblr.com/...m4xlpgVilU1rtoo07o1_500.gif</a>

[Iron_Man]

Good one lol

[XNicholeMariex3]

hahaha

[Genie23]

LMHO!

[nert73]

I like muffins.

[Anonymous]

We get them from the girls we like ;3

[Drednaught]

Uh, what exactly is cooties?