Do you pee sitting down when you go #2?

[Anonymous]

my boyfriend and I were having a racy convo when he suddenly excused himself, he came back and said nature called, I said in the middle of our convo you just felt the need to take a shit? He says yeah nature doesn't wait but if it makes you feel any better I had to tuck my stiffy down in the toilet. I'm like wait what? Why tuck it? Why not let it just stick up?

So he goes on and explains to me that when a guy takes a shit and has to pee, he just tucks his junk under him and proceeds with peeing. I asked him why he doesn't just finish going #2 and then stand up and pee like a normal guy and he said that every guy does that. We're having a baby and had a funny/serious argument that we're gonna have completely different shit n pee views when it comes to parenting... sooo do you shit and pee simultaneously or do you finish business #2 and then go on about #1. I say finish one job completely and not half ass it and sit on the pot like a woman to take a piss, he argues that it's a two birds with one stone time saver.

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+1 y

Also on that same note, doesn't some of your junk touch the water if you're hard and particularly large? *ewww*

[jwhit]

No you just sit if you know you gotta do both, ain't nobody got time to stand peeing and then sitting down to go #2. Yeah if we don't "tuck" our junk then we'd just end up making a mess everywhere. No it doesn't touch the water since a guy is normally flaccid when using the bathroom.

[Ddos_Dragon]

Yes, I tuck my penis down into the bowl and piss while shitting.

Not only is it faster, but your literally forcing excrement out of your body. There's bound to be a little piss, right?

I'm sure females piss and shit at the same time, as well.

[Asker]

Lol I don't know about others but those two systems aren't simultaneous for me, it's one or the other, not both.

[Red_Arrow]

I don't think the biology is that different between the sexes. When you tighten or release certain muscles, others do the same at the same time. So it would be normal for females to release their bladder contents at the same time that they loosen their bowels.

[Anonymous]

I thought every guy did that

[Beffen]

Yeah seems normal to me. I assumed women did this too though. Do most women not pee when they poo?

[BertMacklinFBI]

"I asked him why he doesn't just finish going #2 and then stand up and pee like a normal guy"

cause sometimes you have to pee and shit at the same time.

[matheus_mb]

It's normal, why would I stand up to pee when I can pee and shit at the same time? It's much more practical to pee sitting down when I go #2. We stand up when we just need to pee, then it's much more practical to do it standing up. It's no big deal.

[Anonymous]

What he says is normal.

No, your junk doesn't hit the water, maybe if you were massive and soft, but hard, no way because of the angle. Hard, if anything it wants to aim up and out of the bowl, not down at the water.

What's an issue is not hitting the water, but hitting the front of the bowl. Especially on smaller toilets.

[madhatters4]

biology doesn't allow us to just decide when we urinate. when you relax and release your bowels you are also relaxing your penile glands so the pee is going to come

so yes when i go #2 and have to go #1 i'm going to do it sitting down

[raio81597]

It's called a shiss, lol of course we all do that unless we have already voided our bladder. haha

[Anonymous]

LOL the pee comes out usually just before number 2 does. You can't tell it to wait. So yes it's normal what your boyfriend does. I do the same 😂

[Opinion Owner]

If we peed standing up first you run the risk of number 2 falling on the floor. You wouldn't want that would you? 😂 They mostly both exit simultaneously.

[adollarsworth]

I hate to disagree with a lady, but your boy friend is correct. I happens at the same time.

[Kylesar]

Why would I stand after going #2 just to go #1? Sounds like unnecessary complications

[abramsdriver25]

Simultaneously. And I usually have to hold it so it doesn't dangle and touch the water.

[TonyRyanAgain]

LOL. What a weird subject to discuss with your SO...

[joeb73]

yes we do. listen to your b/f on this.

[This_is_my_username]

lmfao i love this site

[Anonymous]

yes, you can do both at the same time

[Anonymous]

Yes it happens often...