My guy friend just mooned me, do you moon your girlfriends?

[Mhidalgo]

Lol I can't Handle guys sometimes. Why? Just why. He was on phone and just mooned me.

[Hidden_P]

Omfg. You're 30. Grow up.

No. Most of my guy friends don't moon me. But my FOUR brothers do. When it does happen I don't go "omg a hairy bum crack omg what am I going to do" life goes on.

I didn't see a dick. I didn't see balls. I saw an asscrack. You have one. I have one. Your parents have one.

Stop being a special snowflake. Nothing traumatic happened, it was just a joke that you were too busy being fakily traumatised to understand.

[Hidden_P]

Being brutally honest love, you've clearly had a special life. I've been a carer for my 62 yr old dad and my 93 year old grandpa. I don't go "omg, no panties?"'I go "omg they aren't breathing". Think you need to sort your priorities.

[Hidden_P]

But you know. I'm busy dressing my dads amputee wounds since I was 17. Apparently you are crying over a builders bum.

[Anonymous]

Haha. Just lighten up. Ide moon him back or slap his ass.

[deshawn78]

have you ever mooned someone?

[ak666]

Yeah, I like to moon my wife. Also when I come out of the shower, I enjoy dancing naked in front of her.

I'm not sure why I like to do it so much. I think it's because it's legal. If I went to random strangers in the public and started mooning them and dancing naked with them, I might get arrested.

With my wife it seems like I can do that without getting arrested (yet).

[ak666]

For me it's like, "Who else am I supposed to moon, if not my wife?" She is actually my top choice. She might even get upset if I started mooning and dancing naked in front of other girls. So I guess I do it out of love.

[Anonymous]

That's gross