Guys, Do guys beat their meat while driving?

[Anonymous]

Weird question but as I was driving home I thought about this because it would totally be easy for them to if they didn't feel like waiting to get home lmao.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

What the hell are you talking about? You mean like tenderizing my meat? Yea, sometimes when I'm on my way home from the supermarket I don't have a lot of time. I get nervous at the thought of company coming over and my girlfriends parents are making stupid jokes about how long it's taking so I grab the mallet I keep in my glove compartment (right next to my Tabasco sauce to the left of my plastic utensils) I lay the meat on my dashboard and start hammering the shit out of my meat.

I like to beat it pretty good but if you do it too much that can get messy so sometimes I just toss it into the tub of vinegar, lemon and wine I keep in the back seat where I let it kinda marinate while shopping at other stores for things.

[astrOnaut01]

I can't help myself from jerking off when driving. It's probably very unsafe but oh well.

[PiuBravoRagazzo]

yes all the time, I love speeding and jerking my cock... lmao! JK!
Wtf is wrong with you lol, Thats a sure way to kill yourself

[Asker]

Your answer has me so weak lmao

[PiuBravoRagazzo]

glad I could help you laugh!
Dont masturbate and drive :p

[thissiteisforpervs]

She's obviously just tryina perv

[McCurious]

Men are capable of anything. But I sincerely hope this is not common, because there is an at least brief moment where one has little motor control, and on a busy highway that might be fatal for the stupid masturbator and other drivers.

[godfatherfan]

Younger guys certainly do. I once did it 3 times on my way home from a store only about 20 miles from my house. Of course that was back when 3 times in that short amount of time was even possible...
ooooo... those were the daysssss... lol

[BertMacklinFBI]

well it's kinda hard for me, no pun intended, ya know with the leather gloves and textile pants. nuts against the gas tank. not to mention no privacy whatsoever 😁

[Skeye89]

Yh I using eat a quart of bake chicken one or twice while driving

[CisScum]

No what the fuck. How am I supposed to explain that to a cop or what if I like jizz all over the window and can't see anything. That's something really hard to explain to anyone...

[VirginiaBeachBum]

I have only done that once or twice, very long ago back in the 1980's. And yes, it's easy to do, but then you've got this mess to deal with, so... :-(

[TheWiseOldMan2]

No way. Your full attention would have to be on it. You could crash!! Lol.

[Righttobeararms83]

Its easier for woman to stick a vibrator down their and less likely to get a jail sentence.

[Winter_Storm_Guy]

Yes lot people masturbate at strange times as well as strange places.