Whats the worst u've ever been hit in the balls?

[dolemite68]

One time i was riding a bmx bike and i hit a jump and when i landed i slid off the seat and landed right on the top bar of the frame. it was so excruciating that it made me literally throw up with in seconds. That kind of hit to the balls where ur first thought is to check if ur bleeding.

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i know its not as bad for girls but ur welcome to share a story about getting hit in the coochie too

[Lynx122]

I've been pretty lucky I haven't had too many incidents ^^ or they weren't as bad but one I remember the most was when I was in football practise. I went to American football practise for a while. Once I forgot my cup or was too lazy lol. And me and this guy jumped for a ball and his knee or something hit me and I couldn't walk for a while :P

I was just on oe knee and didn't move for a feww minutes and then I went to get my cup lol. Once my sister also tried to knee me in the balls when we were kids but she missed lucklily and I made sure to express to her that I did not appreciate that.

[ChromAzonyx108]

Worst: one time as a kid my younger brother punched me in the balls. Little runt was always trying to pick a fight with me.

Second worst: one time while sledding we had a snow ramp at the bottom of the hill. I tried to go over it while kneeling down backwards on my crazy carpet. When I hit the ramp my feet dug in and somehow my feet came up and got me in the bollocks.

[dolemite68]

that sledding one sounds awful im just cringing reading it

[peachblossomluck]

Is this why they don't let kids play dodgeball anymore? I accidentally hurled a ball at this girl and she sort of got in the way. I meant to hit this other kid. It hit her in the chest. She doubled over in pain and was very dramatic about it. I didn't know what to do. It was recess and the bell rang. I never found out what happened or got to apologize.

[Beatrice1865]

That’s not the worst that could’ve happened. One time I hurled a ball at a girl’s crotch and she just immediately fell and started vomiting so, so much. It was gross and kind of sad.

[Wonderer89]

Obviously I haven't been hit but I did ACCIDENTLY sack tap my husband when we were still dating 🙈 We'd been wrestling around and stopped for a drink break and he bent over for something and I went to kick him in the backside, missed and got his baby makers 😕 He dropped so quickly, it wasn't even that hard

[dolemite68]

lol! i hope u apologized, it feels horrible

[Wonderer89]

I still apologise 😂 We do a lot of stupid things to each other we apologise for years afterwards

[Topaz171]

Well... I don't have balls lol but I remember when I was younger, I was in the monkey bars at my school and I missed a step and fell on one. I never got on the shit again cause that hurt! I swear I thought my shit went numb for a minute smh

[dolemite68]

ouch!! ya i'll clarify in an update girls can respond too, i know it still really hurts for girls but the pain is just horrific for guys

[Topaz171]

Yea I've heard it was terrible. I actually did hit a friend in his balls one time but it was an accident. We were playing softball and when I hit the ball it flew right to his balls. Like he fell into fetal position and screamed while his face was beet red! I felt so bad for it so i helped him up and got him frozen peas to put on his dick while I was apologizing like over 50 times (I didn't know what else to do lol)

[Beatrice1865]

I had the same experience but with a female friend. She immediately dropped and screamed in agony like the guy did, but she passed out on the ground. Don’t let guys tell you they have it “worse.”

[StrawberryKitty]

Haha, I don't have balls, but once my brother was playing dogeball and he threw a ball at some dude. It accidentally him in the balls hard. He went to the hospital, and his girlfriend was glaring at my brother the whole time.

[dolemite68]

omg! i would be pissed if i was that girl too lol did he like tear something?

[StrawberryKitty]

Nope, the guy was fine, he was being a complete wuss.

[dolemite68]

what a douche lol

[Jingle-Balls]

Haha and how would your reaction be if the ball hit you there instead? ;P

[StrawberryKitty]

@Jingle-Balls Well, considering I don't have balls, I'd probably just be like "Ow," and continue with my day.

[Jingle-Balls]

@StrawberryKitty Well, that's not fair ;O but i'm sure there's an equivalent for balls on girls' body anyway xD

[StrawberryKitty]

@Jingle-Balls Yep, there sure is.

[Jingle-Balls]

@StrawberryKitty Great! I feel it's kinda fair if it would have the same effect if the ball lands on the boobs

[StrawberryKitty]

@Jingle-Balls Yeah, I mean it definitely hurts, but I'm not sure if it hurts quite as much getting hit in the balls.

[Jingle-Balls]

@StrawberryKitty true, now i guess we're back to the point that nature isn't that fair afterall -_-

[StrawberryKitty]

@Jingle-Balls Well, women do have to endure the pain of having children.

[Jingle-Balls]

@StrawberryKitty but i guess that's a choice? Lol having your balls dangling between the legs isn't ;P

[StrawberryKitty]

@Jingle-Balls Well, I guess you could always chop your balls off.

[Jingle-Balls]

@StrawberryKitty yeah, that's so easy for you to say -_-

[StrawberryKitty]

@Jingle-Balls I think would rather have a couple of balls between my legs than have to experience intense pain and bleed from my uterus every month.

[Jingle-Balls]

@StrawberryKitty At the beginning I was so happy about not having to bleed every month, but then you'd realize that those couple of balls can get hit any time of the month! Plus they come with embarrassing boners.. lol

[StrawberryKitty]

@Jingle-Balls Argue it all you want, I still think girls got the worse deal. In addition to the monthly pain and bleeding, we've also got huge, dangling constantly tender breasts on our chests. And, guys don't have to wear makeup and high heels.

[Jingle-Balls]

@StrawberryKitty I guess that's why you think that guys sometimes are complete wusses? lol

[StrawberryKitty]

@Jingle-Balls Both me and women can be wusses. It's not gender specific.

[StrawberryKitty]

*men

[Jingle-Balls]

@StraberryKitty that's also true, but I'm sure it's quite natural that you girls laugh or giggle when a guy gets hit in the balls, i mean since it's something that at least can't happen to you lol

[Jingle-Balls]

@StrawberryKitty *

[StrawberryKitty]

@Jingle-Balls Would you laugh at a woman having her period because it's something that can't happen to you?

[kamelot]

guys can certainly wear makeup and heels, in fact, many do.. it's just, weve become so accustomed to women doing it, that, it looks "weird" on men, and we get judged for it

getting kicked in the balls, is much worse than child birth, trust me

[StrawberryKitty]

@kamelot If guys want to wear makeup and heels I'm not going to stop them, but you are terribly delusional if you think squeezing a child out of your vagina is less painful than a kick to the balls.

[kamelot]

trust me, getting kicked is much worse. you never know when it's going to happen, at least you know when it will

[kamelot]

and tell that to rupaul

[StrawberryKitty]

@kamelot Alright, I'm done arguing with you. I wish you could experience the pain a woman does when being in labor​ for 12 hours. Then maybe you would understand.

[kamelot]

and i wish you could experience what it's like to be kicked in the balls, and not know when it's going to happen

[Journeyman11]

A birth is way worse regarding pain, but periods and birth are actually something good... And if you are in a good hospital, nothing can happen to you. It's the emotional pain and the anxiety that you might be damaged, also the fact that your most sensitive spot gets taken advantage of, when you get kicked in the balls... It is humiliating, it disregards your human right not to be harmed by others, and it's just a low blow to take advantage of someone's weakness... When someone kicks me in the balls so hard that I fall and stay down, I imagine that's how a girl feels when a guy punches her. So I think a childbirth hurts way worse, but a kick in the balls is an assault. Do you understand why guys take it so seriously now?

[Journeyman11]

Would you also like it if people found it acceptable or even funny to hurt you so much that you fall to the floor in pain? That is what is so bad about kicks to the balls... And you can't tell me that people laugh at girls when they get punched in the stomach so hard that they collapse. Noone would ever laugh about that or think it is acceptable.

[Beatrice1865]

No, you’d drop instantly if you were hit in the vagina. Any woman would.

[IAmRedThunder]

One time someone kicked me really hard in my medicine balls (haha it's a workout tool in case you don't know)

[dolemite68]

ouch lol

[Jingle-Balls]

@IAmRedThunder how did that feel like? ;O

[mike87]

Mostly been sport thats taken me down.. Worst was field hockey as goal keeper. One game it seemed to all happen at once, yes you have a cup or box in but it still doesn't completely take the sting out of a hit ball moving at 130kms. 8 Shots down there and a wopper that hit me in the adams apple all in the same game the big guy definitely has a sense of humor...

[Anonymous]

I don’t have balls, obviously, but my boyfriend backhanded my vagina as a joke. I dropped so fast and vomited more than I ever have in my life. It was one of those things that was just so amazing that I couldn’t be mad at him.
The second worst experience was when I was playing dodgeball and some asshole threw the ball at my crotch. I immediately fell to the fetal position and my face turned beet red. I think I may have passed out but I’m not sure.

[Blitzkrieger]

People at my scouts movement used to hit each other in the balls as a game. I was never really hit. The worst i can remember was some ball flying into it but it wasn't that bad.

[Anonymous]

that hurts me just reading that, thankfully I've never had a direct hit, but of course once in awhile i accidentally tap my nuts with my hand and then i need to sit down for a few minutes

[Beatrice1865]

I know what you mean. Sometimes I accidentally tap my vagina and need to lie down, take a breather and wait for the nausea to calm down.

[Pomegranate139]

I've never been hit in my balls. I'm too cautious

[dolemite68]

lol! whats the worst u've ever seen a guy hit in the balls?

[Pomegranate139]

He got kicked

[Journeyman11]

Why would someone do that for any other reason than self defense? How is kicking a guy there any better than hitting a girl?

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

I don't have balls though

[dolemite68]

whats the worst u've ever been hit in that damp mess down there then? lol

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

What?

[dolemite68]

Ur Chocha u dummy haha me and my friends call pussy that damp mess all the time lmao

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Gross