What does getting hit in the balls feel like?

Question

Anything you can compare it to?

TyroneTerminator2229 · Accepted Answer

When I gets kicked in the balls, it's like my testicles have a headache, or more accurately, a migraine, depending on how hard my balls were hit, to which the impact affects my stomach, which has become upset and causes me to feel as if I'm about to defecate all over the floor, or paint the room’s walls in vomit.

Because of this pain, I kneel over as if I'm about to birth my own testicles without an epidural. My balls are nothing more than two oval-shaped bruises at this point, to which the only feasible remedy is to curl up in a fetal position and curse out the person responsible for all of this.

Testicles are crucial to procreating, and since unlike ovaries, the balls literally hang outside of my body, like a punching bad, and they’re extremely vulnerable to injury. Because of this unfortunate silly fucking weakness, my balls are covered in an abundance of pain neurons (known as nociceptors) which alert me that, when hit, something’s going to hurt really bad.

When I am kicked in the junk, these nociceptors go on a mission throughout the body fast as hell, to let me know what kind of pain I'm in for, but in order to do that, they must make their way through nerves in the stomach, particularly that fucking stupid ass vagus nerve, which runs from the brain through the face and down to the stomach and groin like it's nobodies business.

Of course, getting kicked in the balls affects all these areas, since this is the path they must travel, which in turn causes nausea, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, and yes, sometimes even crying. (I've never cried from getting my nuts smashed personally, but to each their own) and these effects can last up to an hour in some cases.

So basically... it hurts really bad.

ak666 · Accepted Answer

It's been a long time since I was hit there really hard but the pain, if I recall correctly, is very blunt. It's not a sharp pain but an extremely dull pain which spreads over the lower abdomen.

It's actually a sickening kind of dull pain around the abdomen and sometimes even nauseating, making you feel dizzy and nauseous.

I don't know if I can really think of any kind of analogy to describe it. It might be like taking a hard punch in the gut while you are suffering an extreme hangover after riding an amusement park ride that goes round and round in circles making you extremely dizzy.

Melee · Accepted Answer

My boyfriend told me that balls equal to the guts, the organs you have inside the abdomen, and it's only protected by that single layer of skin (when the intestines are protected by body fat/muscle) so just imagine if your stomach is open and someone punch your intestines... It should feel the same.

Well... Correct me if I'm wrong, guys!

Apope16 · Answer

I suspect that feels a lot like a pregnant woman giving birth. The feeling of getting hit in the balls feels like an intense burning in your stomach and deep inside your bladder. It is also a scary experience where there is the feeling of falling down on a roller coaster as well. It is intense gut feeling that kind of Knox the wind out of you except it's not in your lungs but it is in your lower abdomen. It just feels like burning painful sensation of fire inside of you. It is as if someone took your bladder and stomach bloating on burning gasoline blowtorch fire inside your gut. Luckily it is temporary snd last a minute or two.

Chilled_Eyes · Answer

It's like getting hit with an electrified brick in the stomache while getting hit in the diaphragm actually it's insanely like getting hit in the diaphragm but magnified at least ten times, it's a sickening pain that spreads to your lower abdomen. Sincerely you can't strike a woman with a single blow and cause the same pain as a man getting hit in the balls plus testicles can rupture I knew a guy that had that happen, he now has a synthetic testicle and a natural one. Also it can cause any multitude of problems like infertility, it can get stuck in the body cavity somewhere and oh the worst thing in the male world testicular torsion, pure complete non stop unrelenting agony where the vessels and tubes leading off of the testicle twist around eachother which within 48 hours can cause you to lose a testicle but complete black out agony.

viajen · Answer

There's a lot of over reaction here.

it's a pain that spread to the lower intestine, pretty much the whole lower abdomen becomes a very uncomfortable, sick feeling. The balls hurt, but not too much. Its more the pain disables a man instead of giving them excruciating pain.

it also makes you cough. which sucks.

Niceguyxx · Answer

Having survived high-school, I had more than my fair share of 'bell-slaps' (as they were called)
An unexpected strike was the worst. It's like a really bad ache in your sack which slowly works its way up to your stomach until you feel like your going to be sick.
Also, if you were a "pussy" for not doing a dare etc. everyone in the group got a bell-slap on you. That was fucking awful.

MrBro · Answer

The sack makes its hard to actually get hit in the right spot for it to hurt. I have been hit by soccerballs and stuff and people expect me to double over in pain kinda like "Shes The Man" but it never really hurt because it only hit my thighs or my balls slipped out of the way.

Anonymous · Answer

it's equivalent to:(but doesn't really match, cuz it's something distinct)
•Strangling your throat and asking you to stay calm
•piercing your head and asking you to giggle (not smile)
•cutting your legs and want you to win a 1000m race
•And above all, wanting you to stop breathing forever but simultaneously need you to be alive
it's unexplainable.

Maxemeister · Answer

Imagine a praying mantis. And this praying mantis is trying to hitch hike all the way to Montana. But when this truck stops by and he asks to go to Montana, there's a motherfuckin human in the car. And then the human steps on the praying mantis because he didn't see it. What a dick.

Basically that, in a nutshell

Aizou · Answer

Think like a painful period cramp, but rather than pain, it's stinging to the core. You can feel it in your lower abdomen, like you're getting sick, very quickly.

00ellis · Answer

Worse than having a baby.  See women are ok with having a child again.  Men are never ok with getting hit in the balls.

ADFSDF1996 · Answer

First you feel the most excruciating pain down there, then the pain makes it's way to your abdomen then you get nauseous. Chances are you won't be able to do any sexual activity for a few days.

Peachman · Answer

imagine getting punched in the stomach but then after about 3 seconds it about triples the pain or imagine getting your finger stuck in a car but you can't get it out

ThisDudeHere · Answer

Thankfully I don't recall having ever experiencid it much. Got lucky thusfar.

DukeKolslaw · Answer

everyone's just over reacting. probably the same amount as a girl getting punched in the boob. hit hard enough a ball can pop but unlikely.

Pankace · Answer

Like hitting your funny bone, getting the wind knocked out of you and getting shocked in a two small, and very sensitive balls.

Imhotep99 · Answer

See for yourself and figure

mitraT2359 · Answer

Answering this question of a total stranger who does not even have a pair between her legs is certainly comparable in my balls (sic. eyes).

sexcrazy12 · Answer

it hurts like hell. I think it is like a girl giving birth, she cannot explain the pain. as what I cannot explain the pain, but it is fucking sore.

G35guy94 · Answer

Like being punched in the stomach only x10 the pain

Jersos · Answer

feels like all the world is in a tumultous situation

red07net · Answer

worse than getting hit on the head with a bat and I have experienced both.

anshul177 · Answer

it's like hitting kick in your pussy 😒 what a stupid question no one can measure the of balls

Baaz_ · Answer

Ohh god. I have no words Hoe it feels, but it's like "Kill me but get me out of this sick pain" 😰

Bigdaddyslim01 · Answer

It can't be compared, it's like somebody is kicking your freakin soul lol

INsomaniac88 · Answer

Think of getting paralyed at the genitals and u can't breathe

nudeozmale · Answer

It bloody hurts. I do not think there is anything that you can compare it to.

HungLikeAHorsefly · Answer

Like you just drank antifreeze

JustChris · Answer

It hurts so fucking bad lol. Nope.

TripleAce · Answer

You giving birth while having a period

GamerGuy9000 · Answer

Never got kicked in the balls so xD

jimi_gee · Answer

Getting winded really bad?

capturemyheartnow · Answer

Ear pain or tooth ache are more painful.

Iraqveteran666 · Answer

Like if I punched you in the ovaries

BPTDK · Answer

Come here, I'll show you

DareYouAsk · Answer

just like hitting your boobs X 20 times

mikey112 · Answer

takes me to another planet

animeshgosavi · Answer

it would be like getting death penalty

superdouch · Answer

pure pain lol

CT_CD · Answer

Feels good

FrenchyRomain · Answer

giving birth x10000

manitoshraj · Answer

it really pains

Seppelson · Answer

horrible pain

Razal · Answer

ouch !!

Anonymous · Answer

it hurts

Anonymous · Answer

Maybe childbirth?

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