I have never had a girlfriend and I have no hope of ever getting one?

I have no social skills what so ever. I don't have charm. I'm below average looks wise. And I don't have a job.

How can I ever be happy?
Drunk till I think I have girlfriend
Move and start over
Forget about girls and just enjoy masturbating
Kill myself
Go Gay
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I have never had a girlfriend and I have no hope of ever getting one?
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