As you are walking you repeatedly rub your arms to fight off the cold night air, looking across the street you see an odd pink building with a red light in the window. A neon light above the enterance flickers on and off OPEN... OPEN... OPEN, you quickly cross the street dodging traffic and decide to go inside to use their bathroom.
You drunkenly stumble while walking down a dimly lit hallway. The room opens up at the end to feature a reasonable sized reception area with a small bar, and lavish leather couches, you favourably nod your head as you run hand over a palm frond of a plastic pot plant beside you.
Looking around you, there is no signs of life, you are all alone but sept for the gentle instrumental music playing in the background, you make fists with your fingers to starve away your nerves and squint just a little, to slowly read a sign above the bar.
$50 for the gilded Lilly. $75 for the Roman Holiday. $85 for the Old walrus and carpenter. $100 to slay ride down Kilimanjaro.
Startled just a little, almost like out of thin air a girl appears in her under pants and what looks like a cheer leaders sweet shirt, she looks at you suggestively, and smiles.
What do you do?
You reach into your right pocket to pull out a leather wallet, inside is 4 crisp $50 bills. ?
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Guys, you are walking home alone after a big night out on the town, you realise you have had too much to drink, and desperately got to take a leak?
I am not going in there! Gilded Lily sounds fancy but she is the cheapest option haha Roman Holiday. . . If the girl looks like Audrey hepburn, I am going in! haha
Well like all the romantic languages, you can expect a vacation with a profusion of passion and the Roman Holiday you get the gilded Lilly, but it's like the pork roast on Christmas day, you get the trimmings too, everybody deserves crackling.
I'd try to hold it to i got home but i remember being young and i had to pee real bad my Mom took me into this apartment building and it was all dark in the apartment building but i peed on the floor cause i had to go so bad. I hurry up and got the hell outta there. LOL
20 years ago I would have peed in an alley or somewhere private. But now with new sexual harassment laws and public indecent stuff I would rather let my kidneys explode.
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