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Guys, you are walking home alone after a big night out on the town, you realise you have had too much to drink, and desperately got to take a leak?

As you are walking you repeatedly rub your arms to fight off the cold night air, looking across the street you see an odd pink building with a red light in the window. A neon light above the enterance flickers on and off OPEN... OPEN... OPEN, you quickly cross the street dodging traffic and decide to go inside to use their bathroom.

You drunkenly stumble while walking down a dimly lit hallway. The room opens up at the end to feature a reasonable sized reception area with a small bar, and lavish leather couches, you favourably nod your head as you run hand over a palm frond of a plastic pot plant beside you.

Looking around you, there is no signs of life, you are all alone but sept for the gentle instrumental music playing in the background, you make fists with your fingers to starve away your nerves and squint just a little, to slowly read a sign above the bar.

$50 for the gilded Lilly.
$75 for the Roman Holiday.
$85 for the Old walrus and carpenter.
$100 to slay ride down Kilimanjaro.

Startled just a little, almost like out of thin air a girl appears in her under pants and what looks like a cheer leaders sweet shirt, she looks at you suggestively, and smiles.

What do you do?

Guys, you are walking home alone after a big night out on the town, you realise you have had too much to drink, and desperately got to take a leak?
You reach into your right pocket to pull out a leather wallet, inside is 4 crisp $50 bills.
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Fucking hell, anyone would think you guys were conceived in test tubes. Where are all the red blooded males on this site, fucking panda bears.
Guys, you are walking home alone after a big night out on the town, you realise you have had too much to drink, and desperately got to take a leak?
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