Jesus Holy Mary, isn’t this the most alpha thing you’ve seen in your life?

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This is the haka, which is a traditional/ceremonial dance that has its origins within the Maori.

Done for a number of reasons, one of which was in preparation/start of war or battle.

This post was meant to be joking/humorous in nature, but it’s also to showcase the impact it as on those observing this.

Imagine large grown men, tattooed, shirtless, carrying weapons, and sticking their tongue out at you like they’re going to eat your soul.

Now, imagine them, many of them, performing this…
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High school kids performing this dance has a profound impact on me, so I can’t imagine what this would look like if it was with actual Maori warriors.

Those who say it doesn’t make them feel a short of way or cause goosebumps are lying.

Turn the volume up more then lol
Jesus Holy Mary, isn’t this the most alpha thing you’ve seen in your life?
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