What do you do if you break wind that is silent but deadly?

[Daniela1982]

Blame it on the person next to you

Quickly walk away and leave them wondering

Admit it by saying "It was me. Sorry."

Your favorite way of deflection

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A fart smell clings to your mucous in your nose, retaining the smell for a period of time. Stick a finger in your nose and rub it around. You most likely will not smell it anymore.

[MCheetah]

I never fart. That's for lesser human beings.
Although I can see this question is a Daniela Classic.
Girl Farts smell worse than even Guy Farts do (the girls who actually *do* fart, that is).

[Daniela1982]

Everybody farts. Even in our sleep we fart.

[MCheetah]

Well gas is highly dependent on your diet and what you eat. And it IS true, that women fart rarely, compared to men, but female farts smell worse.

"Flatulence is a by-product of metabolic cycles in the body where glucose turns into pyruvic acid to convert food into energy and runs simultaneously. The source of the fart gas comes from exogenous air and drinks or endogenous from food fermentation."

ipb.ac.id/.../615a26418db16dba979dac65fff711c0

[MCheetah]

"Women's farts smell worse than men's. ... A study conducted by Dr. Levitt found that women's farts consistently contain significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide — the stuff that makes them smell."

www.seventeen.com/health/a38746/fart-facts/
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/.../...ind_n_5063547.html

[spartan55]

@MCheetah
My ex out farted me on a daily basis, which I thought was impossible due my prolific flatulence. Hers NEVER stunk either, completely odorless.

[hahahmm]

I've never nuked the public. I do reserve the right to nuke em but short of nuclear war I won't.

[Midnight_Kiss]

I still don't have my sense of smell back from covid, so it would be very risky to drop one in public these days as I wouldn't know if it were deathly or not 🤣

[Daniela1982]

If you couldn't smell it why would it matter? You drop a bomb and keep going.

[Sour-rose]

Probably keep silent myself, let some idiot blame it on another and I just gtfo out of there before they throw hands.

[IDontBelieveIt]

women say they don't fart! Here is proof they do!

You really need to know the 3 songs to get this

Shaggy, Craig David and Britney Spears were in a lift together when someone farted

Shaggy said

https://www.youtube.com/embed/sTMgX1PDGAE

Craig david said "I'm

https://www.youtube.com/embed/sR0Yy9s6juo

Britney Spears replied

https://www.youtube.com/embed/CduA0TULnow

They you have it! Have a nice day peeps

[Daniela1982]

Nothing worse than being in an elevator when someone slips out a Raunchy one.

[IDontBelieveIt]

hell no should have emergency gas masks

[Daniela1982]

When Britney sang that song she had just "sharted" her panties.

[Surely]

Depends on if it is the once in a lifetime. You know the one! It blisters the paint on the walls and makes peoples eyes water. Then you need to take credit for it.
Otherwise you just look around like you are trying to figure out who did it!

[Likes2drive]

Blame it on the dog or ask if anyone stepped in poop 😊

[Daniela1982]

It's true. Dogs fart. You just don't hear them as they have no butt cheeks for resonance.

[Anonymous]

i purposely do this at walmart, drop a bomb in an isle then hang around the isle next to it to see the reactions. only little kid gagged and almost puked once and the kids mom thought it was him LMSOASMOASMOASM

[michael1469]

I farted in bed in the middle of the night... girlfriend was sound asleep... she grunted and rolled over... i asked her about it in the morn... she recalled nothing... lol

[Daniela1982]

You would think her swollen eyes and brown mucous running out her nose she would remember. The mucous inside your nose actually holds on to odors for awhile. That is why the stench lingers.

[michael1469]

Ooooh it did... i even said to myself... OMG...

[ticonderoga2]

Fortunately I don't do SBD. Is it genetics or do I eat correctly? When I take a shit it's definitely deadly how many times out of ten, that's life.

[BobbyC65]

Do you want to smell my fart here's another one. 💞

[Daniela1982]

Just say, "If you want to smell it again just pull my finger."

[BobbyC65]

💞💞
I'll start farting when I have to pee really bad too.

[Massageman]

It's a normal function- 17 times a day, on average.. Excuse me- life goes on.

[Daniela1982]

You count them? Lay off those Taco Bell burritos. Have you ever walked and with each step you let out a fart? My grand total was like 15 steps. (I'm laughing so hard now).

[Massageman]

My only noise with each step are my knees creaking - - - -

[Daniela1982]

OMG! And I thought all that creaking was a Tiger tank driving by.

[Massageman]

darn close - - - - -

[IsoUser]

You of all people cannot seriously be asking this question unless you've already done it and played all demur and feminine as if No, Never Me 😷😉😁

[Daniela1982]

No. I was shopping at Target with my sister once and I was looking at clothes and suddenly I smelled a gross fart. My sister had blasted one and moved to the next aisle leaving me to take the heat. I got her back. When driving home I raunched one out on her and used the child locks to keep her from rolling down the window. Karma won that day.

[zeitgeist057]

My friend is a short, super cute girl. Her favorite thing was to rip out a loud nasty fart in a store when no one was looking, then hit her boyfriend and yell at him, "Carl! Oh my God! You are so disgusting!"

[Daniela1982]

@zeitgeist057 LOL. that could be something I might do. Now you know why I'm not married.

[TsAubreyKate]

I pretend I smell something at least 3 minutes before I do it and make a big fuss about it “what is that? Y’all don’t smell that?”

[Daniela1982]

That may be to your detriment if your buns flap loudly when an ill wind blows. I think humans are the only thing on Earth that can play a tune on their butt harps.

[888theGreat]

is this your medical field wisdom? I never smelled any that were popcorn

[Daniela1982]

Then breathe deeper. Let it flow over your olfactory receptors.

[888theGreat]

My sinuses are in no shape to do that. Where's the butt pic question? Man I had nose-talgia

[FunkyMonkee]

Blame it on your girlfriend.

[Daniela1982]

How rude!

[FunkyMonkee]

In my case, it's not! My ex-fiance floated some REALLY NASTY air biscuits!!! Silent and SEVERELY deadly!!

[Daniela1982]

Never heard them called air biscuits before. Did they have gravy on them?

[FunkyMonkee]

I hope not!! She never had to go change her panties after cutting one. If she did make gravy, she would've probably had to bury her panties, if there was anything left to bury by the time she took them off!

[Daniela1982]

OMG! ha ha

[FunkyMonkee]

There's NO need for nuclear bombs!! Just get my ex-fiance, feed her a bunch of chick peas, send her, quietly, into an area you want to devastate and let her fart!!

[spartan55]

Blame it on the nearest family member.

[Daniela1982]

What do you do when both of you fart? Blame it on each other while pretending innocence?

[spartan55]

Simultaneous combustion, although rare, is possible. When this anamoly occurs each individual must begin building their case.

[MrtoddsWildRide]

I blame it on the dog

[Daniela1982]

Yeah, the dang mutts have no manners anyway.

[exitseven]

I always say ""God bless me"

[Anonymous]

Blame it on the dogs lol

[Iron_Man]

Look at the peoples expression

[Bklynbadboy12]

My farts are never silent

[Daniela1982]

What do they hit on the Richter Scale?

[Bklynbadboy12]

6.9 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Wise4myage]

A or B, lol.

[Daniela1982]

Come on! you want the credit for emptying the room, admit it! But not good in a restaurant. It will make the food taste like a fart.

[Wise4myage]

Oh I’ve done that too lol

[msc545]

Ignore it.

[Daniela1982]

Hard to ignore when people start dropping in their tracks.

[Fuentes]

Walk off lol