Gentlemen, did you pass this test?

[Anonymous]

Is the news good or bad? 🤡

[God_of_Thunder]

My initial thought was, "Why are those boobs dressed like Spider-Man?"

So... I guess I saw both? 😂

[Asker]

Your test result: You're a fragile gay man by day and a hot man by night.

[God_of_Thunder]

Except I'm neither gay, nor hot, so ok?

[John_Doesnt]

Boobies! But them are small boobies so I lose interest.

Also, why would it be bad news to be gay?

[Asker]

I condemn your racist attitude towards small tits. They deserve to be loved like everything else in existence.

[John_Doesnt]

boobs are not a race

[Asker]

Therefore, they deserve equal love regardless of color, shape or size.

[John_Doesnt]

you know that most banks will give you a low interest loan for breast implants? I think that will solve your anger issues.

[Asker]

Oh anger issues? I don't even know why I'm angry hahaha..

[NamerOfStars]

So, wait... is the shirt arguing that Spider-man is better than breasts, since the news is bad? I mean, I could easily see situations where I'd prefer EITHER; it's not like you can really expect boobs to save you from a supervillian.

Or is it just that the absence of Spider-man is depressing, and the presence of boobs is only partial consolation? You know, I have nothing against the guy, but I don't know where I'd be hoping for boobs and glad to get Spider-man instead.

[Asker]

[A_Bell]

What else is on it? I don't get it.

[A_Bell]

Read comments.
Nevermind.
And how predictable.

[Anonymous]

"Everybody gets one"!

[kareka]

Hot boobs haha