Guys, I punched a guy in the face. Why did the school kick me out?

[Gummy_Cluster]

A guy asked me if I wanted to try his head cheese. Even though I now live in the North, I was raised a Southern Belle, and you just don't talk to a lady like that. What does it mean?

[SteveSmith1985]

You... are intriguing the hell out of me right now.

I am having such a hard time trying to get a read on you. Clearly you're an odd-ball, which is why I ended up following you. But you're odd in a way that I can't yet get any grasp on. I'm looking forward to this journey of continuing to try.

Like peeling back the weirdest of weird-ass-onions. But I don't even know what to make of this weird goo that's inexplicably in the middle of that weird-ass-onion. Onions don't usually have gooey centers. But it's weird and gooey nonetheless. I just don't know what I'm looking at yet.

I'm glad you crossed my path strange mystery girl. I'll be trying to figure out what your about. And chuckling. Lots of chuckling.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I love being called a weird-ass onion.

[SteveSmith1985]

I thought you'd take it how I meant it. Maybe it's not even the first time someone's described you that way.

( imagine two separate people both calling you a weird-ass-onion totally independently. Especially a gooey-centered one! That would be a trip. You might have to do some serious thinking about vegetables and their personality traits. Evaluate whether you're really living life in a way that truly makes you cheesy)

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'll do some soul searching.

[SnowedIn]

Oh Gummy. Oh Gummy. Looking at the cuffs of his pants, I'm guessing he wasn't asking YOU if you wanted to try his head cheese. I think you missed that one, my friend.

BUT... as for getting kicked out of school, my recollection is you live in Washington State. They focus on all the wrong things. So, yeah, it's not about the head cheese, it's about you punching him. It's about not dealing with the homeless in Seattle but having the resources to enforce the 76 ordinances dealing with picking up dog poop. Because dogs are more important than the homeless.

The girl in the picture is cute. Can you introduce me?

[Gummy_Cluster]

Yes, I will introduce you. Seattle was one of the most beautiful cities in the country. But the woke fixed that, and now it looks like a third world refugee camp. Thank God, I live on the East side of the state. It used to be so exciting when our parents drove us to Seattle. They had flying fish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AxCwxSGMG8
And Portland was awesome. Now it's crap. A giraffe once stole my Cheetos in Portland. I was just afraid I would get in trouble, because it swallowed the whole bag.. plastic and all!
When Antifa went to Seattle, they were welcomed with open arms. When they paid a visit to Eastern Washington, they got their asses handed to them, and left. Their next stop on their tour, was Idaho, and they didn't even get out of their busses. lol They never saw so many AR-15's in their life. I think even the gerbils had AR's. lol

[SnowedIn]

My Lego have assault weapons, so I'm pretty certain the gerbils did.

Stand up to bullies.

[Gummy_Cluster]

LOL Awesome. Seattle didn't stand up to the bullies, they welcomed them. So they set up CHOP.
I'm sure you've heard of it. What an embarrassment to the state. The whole world knew, except the governor.

[SnowedIn]

Oh yes. From 2,700 miles away I heard. Now I don't like traveling there. 16 years ago, I loved it.

The ferry is still nice. And the new Alaskan Way is glorious. So, some bright spots. If you have the body armour to get to them.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I think you mean the ferry to Alaska. They lost the contract, and now the ferry leaves from Bellingham. It's 20 miles South of the border of Canada.

[ShiftingMonke]

Oh head cheese is LIT. It's great on triscuits. I prefer the garlic dusted ones. But I haven't head head cheese in a very long time, it's hard to find anymore. I think it's a decrease in enthusiasm for the process of making it. Truly a pity; I'd make it myself if I could.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Oh, crap. I need to go and apologize to the guy I hit. Thanks.

[ShiftingMonke]

I had no idea women could apologize! I thought they just changed their minds.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Usually. But my apartment is so small, that I have to go outside just to change my mind! And it's about 8 degrees out!

[ShiftingMonke]

Ha!

Golly, I hope it's a warm apology. 😂

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'll just call and apologize. It's too cold right now to change my mind.

[ShiftingMonke]

Did he give his number, along with his cheese proposal? If so, I'll take his number as well, I hope he's willing to ship it; I hope it doesn't spoil in the mail.

[Gummy_Cluster]

No, but I think I know someone who has his number. I'll ask about his head cheese for you. One day I was having lunch at work, and me and another guy each had our sandwiches cut in half. He asked if we could trade halves. I jumped at the chance, because it appeared he had roast beef, and I had tuna.
(I love tuna, but roast beef is more expensive) I told him that his roast beef sure was chewy. He said it's because it's cow tongue.


I'm not racist against cows, but I think I made a bad trade.

[ShiftingMonke]

It's always a disappointment when you are excited to eat tuna but find out it's actually roast beef; I've been fleeced by that particular move, it's a classic switcheroo.

I've accidentally bit my own tongue, would that count towards 'eating tongue'?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I do that at night sometimes. It's different than the switcheroo. And cow tongues are now very expensive. I don't get why he wanted to switch. But I'll be keeping with tuna from now on.

Guys, Do you think he is pulling my leg? ↗

Stand by for all the idiots tell me I'm the stupid one.

[Paul_in_Indy]

Obviously, I know this is a joke, but… even a Pennsylvania Dutch boy like myself is very unlikely to have head cheese in his lunch box; let alone to offer it to you. Scrapple? Sure. Sausage? Oh, yeah! …but head cheese?

[Gummy_Cluster]

Thanks for being bright enough to get the obvious joke. lol
These people are sooooooo stupid on this site.
Guys, Do you think he is pulling my leg? ↗

[Paul_in_Indy]

Well, aside from the joke being obvious, the source would tell me that it was satire.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Men can make $8,000 per year donating sperm. Women can make waaaaaay more than that donating an egg.
You should consider donating part of your brain to the people on this site that don't even have a brain. I made a joke on here about how a thermos works, and only three people got the joke. It's a scary world we live in.
My brother bought me a really nice thermos, but it's my first one. Do you even know how these things work? ↗

These people actually have driver's licences.

[Paul_in_Indy]

Yeah, but who really knows how a thermos works? It’s one of those mysteries that physicists are still puzzling over.

I have to say that I have found “donating sperm” to be rather more expensive than enriching.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

What the Hell is his head cheese? If that means he was threatening You, You are more than welcome to practise self-defence. Johnny Cade killed Bob to stop him and his cronies from drowning his best friend, Ponyboy Curtis. He was found innocent.

[exitseven]

The guy definitely had it coming. Take your punishment and move on.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Thank you. I hope he learned his lesson. He should be more polite at picnics.

[exitseven]

Yjese guys never learn. He will end up in a dumpster someday. Just stay clear when that happens.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'll do that. lol

[Tyrael]

You resorted to violence over a silly perceived insult, and you faced the consequences of your actions. End of story really.

[LogicBomber]

He should have put your teeth in the back of your throat.

[Wise4myage]

Violence is not allowed.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Ok...

[Alex8736]

did this happen on school grounds or elsewhere?

[TallAnon]

Violence is never the answer, deserved