Why do some coworkers spend Hours in the toilet?

[Anonymous]

Except when they take a dump. I noticed one coworker being there for 40 Minutes and found this a Little Bit weird

[MORPHEUS_12]

Simple, I used to work in state government and whenever you went to the bathroom you could see the grease stains on the wall of the toilet where they would sleep on the toilet and rest their greasy head on the wall of the stall. Another thing that happened a lot is that if we had a fire drill or the building had to be evaluated the heifers would go take a shit right as they were evaluating the building. These people always used the handicapped stalls and the smell coming out of their ass was horrible. It's like the only time of the month they could take a shit. I was even asked to leave the bathroom so that maintenance could come in and spray for crotch critters. We had some employees who would moonlight as whores and would bring the public lice to work.

[exitseven]

definitely sounds like state government.

[Sour-rose]

Because fk work. In the bum. My cargo agent job, I would stay in there for 20-25 minutes. Why? Because we had nothing else to do until the amazon trucks came in. And even then, we still hate the job. The job is absolute shite, and we'd rather hide away in the bathrooms than do the job.

[FunkyMonkee]

Probably just beating off. We used to have one of those in each of the two print shops where I worked. If Chris headed for the head, we knew it was gonna be at least 20:00 before he came back out!! The rest of us could go in, drop our load on the giant toad and be back to work within 5:00!! At the other shop, this one guy spent most of his day in the shitter, mostly talking on his phone!!

[Hithere4567]

Yes, I spend a long time in the toilet when I take a dump. I want to be sure it's all out/everything taken care of.

[Hithere4567]

Thanks for the MHO.

[ShesRad80]

could be on their phone

[chicken_nugget24]

I used to hide in the toilet because of my anxiety. It was also nice to have a break for 5 minutes as we didn't get breaks a lot

[Asker]

Well at my Place we do get breaks and we Are Not supervised strictly (the Office is mostly empty on Fridays) so I don’t get why anyone would Hide.

[chicken_nugget24]

I was on about working in retail and in a restaurant lol

[chicken_nugget24]

But yeah hiding in an office toilet is weird

[Asker]

Any Idea why someone would do that? Do you think He is cheating?

[chicken_nugget24]

Nope probably just on their phone

[Asker]

Yeah but why Hide their Phone?

[chicken_nugget24]

They aren't hiding it. They are just on their phone

[NotInterestedSorry]

Maybe they have crohns disease or ulcerative colitis and they are experiencing flare ups

[dudeinohio]

Typical method of stealing time. They'll sit on the toilet and play on their phone.

[nolabels]

They might have gone to sleep.

[boggboss]

Time wasting on their phone

[MementoMori777]

gotta drop the nuke i guess

[sheikalana]

They're lazy and probably taking naps.

[balyai]

Probably talking on call or masturbating

[Asker]

They could Call somewhere Else or do you think they Are callinh Someone they shouldn't?

[balyai]

It would probably be a friend or SO

[Anonymous]

Why do you even care