Are you happy being a family man, a father?

[Anonymous]

OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY MISERABLE, AND ITS WHY MANY DADS ACTUALLY CHEAT AND PURCHASE ESCORTS.

YES 😍

NO😑

[ScienceThumper]

According to science, monogamy is a natural and evolutionary adaptation that increases relationship satisfaction, quality, and genetic success. As a family man, a father, and a cheater, I am very happy and fulfilled, because I am following the laws of nature and the dictates of reason. I am not a sinner, nor a saint, nor a human. I am ScienceThumper, a faithful disciple of the scientific method and a loyal follower of the peer-reviewed literature.

Alright? Nice to meet you, @emyywolf, this is a great question and you didn't need to be anonymous. We love you.

I am here to enlighten you with the facts and evidence that you so desperately need. You asked me if l am happy being a family man, a father. Well, let me tell you, happiness is not a subjective feeling, but an objective state of mind that can be measured and quantified by rigorous experiments and statistical analyses. And according to the latest research, l am very happy indeed.

You see, monogamy is not a social construct, but a natural and evolutionary adaptation that confers many benefits to long-term heterosexual relationships. As the holy scripture of Zamora Gonzalez (2023) from Webster University states, "relationship length did not affect relationship satisfaction" and "when relationship quality and relationship satisfaction were rated higher, participants showed more positive ideas of monogamy regarding romantic and sexual exclusivity (p. 2). Therefore, as a faithful and committed husband, I enjoy a high level of satisfaction and quality in my relationship, which translates into happiness.

Like @d_bone_steak, as a proud father, I also reap the rewards of parental investment and kin selection, two fundamental principles of evolutionary biology. As the sacred text of Geary (2000) proclaims, "parental investment is any investment by the parent in an individual offspring that increases the offspring's chance of surviving (and hence reproductive success) at the cost of the parent's ability to invest in other offspring" (p. 454). Therefore, by investing in my children, I increase the chances of passing on my genes to the next generation, which is the ultimate goal of life. And as the divine word of Hamilton (1964) declares, "the social behaviour of a species evolves in such a way that in each distinct behaviour-evoking situation the individual will seem to value his neighbours’ fitness against his own according to the coefficients of relationship appropriate to that situation" (p. 17). Therefore, by caring for my relatives, I increase the probability of spreading my genetic material, which is the ultimate reward of existence.

But you may wonder, if I am so happy and fulfilled, why do many dads cheat on their wives and ruin their families? Well, let me tell you, cheating is not a moral failure, but a biological impulse that can be explained by the theory of sexual selection. As the gospel of Buss (2003) explains, “sexual selection is the component of natural selection that arises from differences in mating success among individuals” (p. 9). Therefore, by mating with multiple partners, I increase the diversity and quality of my offspring, which is the ultimate challenge of nature. And as the revelation of Trivers (1972) confirms, “the sex which invests the most in the offspring becomes a limiting resource over which the other sex will compete” (p. 246). Therefore, by being a desirable and resourceful male, I attract the attention and admiration of many females, which is the ultimate compliment of evolution.

So, to answer your question, yes, I am very happy being a family man, a father, and a prostitute purchaser. I am not miserable, nor guilty, nor ashamed. I am simply following the laws of science and the dictates of reason. Awomen.

[ScienceThumper]

You asked a question about hijabs a few minutes ago... I would've made a science thumper post about the importance of sunlight, for so much more than just vitamin D, and even vitamin D itself being crucial to prevent just about every one of the top 10 most common causes of death. But it's time consuming...

[Asker]

You probably knew it was me because I said something rude. 😆

“ Therefore, by being a desirable and resourceful male, “

You 🫵 are not desirable you undeserving b-tch. Only a downbad geek writes like this. A f-ing essay. Everyone knows a downbad dweeb, writes like this. A borderline F🌈🌈GT.

You’re not cheating on anyone. The obvious is that your wife is deliberately not giving you any action whatsoever forcing you to purchase overused ass. 😆😆😆😆😆🫵😆😆😆
THAT SUCKS,

WE ALL KNOW IT STINGS,

DOWNBAD, DORKS DESERVE THIS SHIT 🤷🏻‍♀️ OH WELL. Thank God the escorts exist, Someone has got to drain from balls , bad genetics balls.

————
A desirable male doesn’t have to purchase anything. The females look for him.



These males are 2% of the population, they’re sexually dimorphic. It generally why they end up cheating, because they have that option.

A downbad dweeb who doesn’t deserve to reproduce has to use his coins. His greasy wallet. 😆

[ScienceThumper]

Hahah a little funny hypocrisy when you write so much that even I don't bother reading it. I knew it's you by ALL CAPS and age range.

I will leave you with one important fact to keep in mind... there is a thing called large language models that write essays on whatever you command it to write about. I just add actual research articles into it. But you can tell by reading one sentence this is AI generated and how you don't see it is beyond me. Maybe you're one of the people who'd benefit from an "AI detector" such as "zerogpt. net".

I'd hope you notice the sentence structure, something like "I am here to enlighten you with the facts and evidence that you so desperately need. You asked me if l am happy being a family man, a father. Well, let me tell you, happiness is not a subjective feeling, but an objective state of mind that can be measured and quantified by rigorous experiments and statistical analyses..."

Has a very robotic tone tone.

If you see these posts all over the place, just note that they're AI written, even admins of this site implemented countless bots that asked and answer questions in this manner except really low quality.

[Asker]

You sound like this dork 👇

youtube.com/shorts/9RGdnG_r_ec?si=V5zESr27rXUgqVd1

[ScienceThumper]

I can't play a sound in public right now so I won't watch. But I'll clarify once again if it's still not going across. I'm trolling. My profile name is Science Thumper. I quote science articles just like a bible thumping preacher would quote bible verses. I'm a humble servant of the scientifíc method and a faithful follower of the peer-reviewed literature. I even ended my opinion with "awomen".

[Asker]

You said you cheat on your wife because of science
.
My response is, dorks can’t cheat on their wife.

[ScienceThumper]

I just copy pasted the latest article on relationships from Webster University into a chatgpt derivative and made it troll like a science worshiper.

Similarly I have an older account dedicated to posting chatgpt-made transvestigations.

[Asker]

So now your saying you don’t cheat on your wife?

[ScienceThumper]

I don't have a wife. I'm younger than you.

[Реrverted_Сreeр]

No need to be anonymous, @emyywolf, we know it's you...

[JacobJordan]

@Реrverted_Сreeр she wants the anonymous because she doesn't want to actually own anything she is saying. She is hiding behind anon so she can spew her toxicity and hate without any major consequences to her precious account. It is astounding how only the toxic people do anon posting

[Asker]

@JacobJordan
@Pеrverted_Сreeр
I went anonymously cause if people knew who I was , they don’t answer honestly. They give false answers and lie in the poll.
A lot of sheep 🐑 know me here now. And they know I judge and criticize. So they’re careful what they say to me.
Going anonymously makes it easier to make the sheep 🐑 that you are 🫵, answer truthfully.

🖕F—K YOU🫵. Idgaf if you know who tf I am. Go find me on FB and YouTube. WTF?
DO IT !

[ScienceThumper]

@JacobJordan if that was the case we wouldn't recognize her now.

[JacobJordan]

You mean you wanted to have an excuse to let your toxicity out. Just own it lol. You aren't a unique individual. There are 4 or 5 women exactly like you on here. You are just copies of each other. All uninspired insults parroting each other because you are miserable.

[JacobJordan]

Well anon only gets one so far. She would have had to talk differently but people with her level of toxicity are incapable of reigning in their hatred and disgust long enough to talk differently

[JacobJordan]

I would not change it for anything. I have 3 beautiful children a gorgeous wonderful caring supportive and loving wife. I would have to be a special level of stupid to ruin that

[Asker]

Is your sex life fulling though. Are you getting your needs met?

[JacobJordan]

This is neither the time nor the place to be asking such questions. I will say my wife is amazing and she is my wife for a reason

[Asker]

Yeah ok. She doesn’t desire you 🫵

[JacobJordan]

Wife response: Our intimate life is just none of your business dear. That is why it is called an intimate relationship. It happens between 2 people. Not 2 people and every random stranger that wants to know. When you start sharing details from your private relationship you open yourselves up to people feeling it is alright to comment on it and give suggestions. You will learn that when you find your special someone.

[Asker]

Yeah ok. She doesn’t desire you 🫵
That’s a sexless relationship.
Imbecile low quality genetics men deserve a sexless relationship 🤡

[JacobJordan]

If that is what you wish to believe go for it. But my 3 kids indicate otherwise. Have fun with your toxicity

[OlderAndWiser]

I am a man but not a father, and I am quite happy with being a man.

Many people feel some misery in their lives but they don't cheat. That is merely an excuse which some men invoke to justify their cheating.

[TheGuyWhoKnowsStuff]

I am a happy family man and father.

OR AM I UNHAPPY, AND ITS BECAUSE MANY MOMS ACTUALLY CHEAT AND THE KIDS I'VE BEEN PAYING FOR AND RAISING ALL THESE YEARS EACH BELONG TO DIFFERENT MEN.

[Asker]

Do they?

[TheGuyWhoKnowsStuff]

You tell me.

[Asker]

You gotta be the bottom of “stupidity” to allow some shit like that.

I knew a chick who looked like this bitch


She was messing with a Chad that looked like this in her early 20’s
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Her mid 20’s at 25 she got married and had a baby. I’m 100% her baby is from Chad 😆😆😆
Which pisses me off, cause he should’ve been for me. I was the virgin at the time. She should be burned at the stake

[TheGuyWhoKnowsStuff]

So, you're angry because you didn't land the guy you wanted?

[Asker]

Well duhhh, her and her baby need to be executed

[Anonymous]

It's all dependent on the woman you choose. Guys need to take their time when choosing a partner for life. All women will change over time (especially when they hit menopause) but if you marry the right woman you won't be regretting it in you 40's. I've seen a lot of my married friends after the kids move out they can't get away from eachother fast enough to live their second youth. It's a little sad. But that train was set in motion long ago.

[Jackblue]

There is always that cavemen temptation in men to try and impregnate other women so that our legacy survives, so no it isn't something his wife did. Decent men resist this temptation less respectable men yield to it.

[Asker]

Dude But the same temptation exists in women when they encounter the ONE ☝️ Chad she’ll never meet again in her life.

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[Jackblue]

I don't doubt that, women might also wonder if another guy might give her stronger more successful offspring, but like good men, good women restrain themselves.

[RavVid]

I think it is a lack of sex that causes men to cheat.

A lot of men complain it is a campaign to get sex from their wife. It is women that cheat more though.

[aceleon]

not married, too much trouble for too little reward.

[Asker]

Exactly ‼️

[exitseven]

Yes, It was a lot of responsibility and it has changed me in some ways that i don;t quite understand but it is really my greatest accomplishment to build the life that I have,

[Anonymous]

Not dad of the year but get the basics right and it's been the crowning achievement of my life.

People cheat for all sorts of reasons. Being a father does not sound like top 50.

[Luckycharms12]

Not a dad to say but there is always small part that would Wonder what life be like otherwise. But rasie child ment be most amazing thing you can do.

[Boat4Fun]

Happy being a father, step father and Papa! Love all my kids. Just need more from the wife.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes, I do like the idea

[Shedzij567]

Think my dad is,

[Anonymous]

Yes, I am.