What are some real bad pick up lines you have heard or given?

[Slapmynuts]

Ladies, I can only imagine what you all have heard!

Guys, you know you have some to share!

😁

[bobalife]

literally couple weeks on my social media DM, “I hope this isn’t too forward, I definitely wouldn’t have a problem being stuck in quarantine with you, shit I’d be glad quarantine is happening”
😂😂😂


And another..
“Are you a hot car in July? Because I definitely I definitely want to put a baby inside of you lol”


There’s more, but yeah they’re quite creative 😂🙃

[laly520]

"r u a parking ticket? cuz u've got fine written all over u"

[Slapmynuts]

Classic!😉

[Phoenix98]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is (insert here)

[jamesgoldman]

The Beatles said money can't buy love but it does buy used wedding bands

[strateguy632]

"everything about you is an angel, just tell me where are your wings".

[NYlatefun]

I heard a terrible one: are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see

[bobalife]

Lmao i actually like this one

[NYlatefun]

@bobalife lol what would you do if a stranger told you that?

[bobalife]

LOLLL totally laugh/giggle, and flirt back if he’s cute 🙃 if he’s not cute, I’d just say thank you lol.

[bobalife]

I like good puns & humor.

[NYlatefun]

@bobalife yup! That’s always fun! Dinner? 🤣

[bobalife]

If we are vibing and continue talking, maybe I’d think about the dinner date lol

[NYlatefun]

@bobalife ok just drinks to begin with!

[bobalife]

I actually don’t really do drinks on dates kind of gal. I like thoughtful, fun, or meaningful dates. Wbu?

[NYlatefun]

@bobalife yeah, I agree, for serious dates no or little alcohol is best. But for fun, it’s fine!

[bobalife]

where do you like to go for “serious dates”? Haha

[OtterMan68]

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to YOU!"