Why do I simp so easily?

[VV3ZZY123]

I am at this new job and we were talking about trans phobia. And I took sides with the girls and now I feel stupid like I was wanting a pat on the head or a treat. Wtfs wrong with me? I dont have like any Girlfriends ever I'm a total noob. I'm just not socially intelligent. Oh bother!

[mandyfire98]

Did you believe in what you were actually fighting for? Just because you agree with women at all doesn't make you a simp. Women are human beings just like men, you're going to agree with some of them

[VV3ZZY123]

True. Its fact there are more than 2 genders

[Bagerl]

Well did you side with the women because you wanted a pat on the head, or because they were right?

[VV3ZZY123]

They were right. I was just trying to be factual

[Bagerl]

Then you're not a simp, the other men in the room were just wrong. That's not your fault.

[VV3ZZY123]

Okay cool. Lol

[AngryCarl]

Don't feel bad. Simping is the instinctive behaviour of the beta male. Next time you're talking to girls repeat to yourself in the back of your mind "Must not simp. Must not simp." Don't accidentally say it out loud.

In a bizarre twist of fate this will make you more attractive to women.

[VV3ZZY123]

Everyone's a beta male compared to angry Carl (who gets all the ladies all the time and never gets rejected)

[Anonymous]

Your weak mentally.

[VV3ZZY123]

So weak 😭 I need a chaperone