Men be 1 of 3 things. Me hungry! Me horny! Me sleepy! Agree?

[Gwendoline]

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Seems to be a disagreement on the matter between masculine men and other men.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Bitch. I want to talk about my fucking dream. My wife took me to this place and dropped me and my kid off and all the people were incredibly white trash. This evil looking fuck in glasses was in a chair chillin' so I thought... I'll just hang out and I took a seat. Then this skinny zit faced kid that was taller than me came in and tried to start shit with me. For no reason. He put his foot down on my and and said I can't do shit to him. I tried to play it of like "quit playing homie" but for some reason he kept pushing it. I esculated quick and was going to break all his fucking teeth out. and then the bald guy in glasses started ripping on him and got him to back out. We hung out for a bit... in that grungey ass dirty mess of a fucking room... shit was nasty like, I'm talking dirty. I started wondering about my kid.

Yeah so I went looking. I went by these kids acting buck wild and they were pinning this little girl down saying "I'm going to be a woman beater" and then I found my son. That zit faced kid came up. The little girl that just got punched in the face ran by crying and sobbing for help. The zit faced kid started rapping along to the music that was playing and sort of picking on my son.

--I used search engines and by what I could remember out of my dream what the song was... here it is.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/r_0JjYUe5jo

So that little f***** ass zit faced kid was picking on my kid trying to look like a bad ass and rapping along to this shit... and I started planning out how I'm going to kill him. I'm talking I'm going to kill him now. Right fuckng now. He's dead. I already picked the rock out in the side of my vision that I was going to smash his fucking brains out with.

Then I woke up.

You wanna talk about my dream? I have way more details to give and stuff I left out.

I'm way fucking more than you're stupid animation you got going on in your head about what a man is in your head. I am not one of those fucking 3 things. What the fuck is wrong with you?

... by the way, that was just a dream I just had... wanna talk about some real life shit? I bet you don't with your cartoon ass take on life and the people in it. You grow up in a day care or something?

[Tren58]

Could be waaayyyy off, but with your dream, it seemed like there was a lot of injustice happening. At first, you just tried to shrug them off and ignore them. Eventually, they got to be too much, and it turned you into something that you try not to be. Maybe the dream is about stopping things before they escalate? Stand up for yourself and the innocent. Getting yourself out of a shit show before you implode your life?

[D_Bone_Steak]

@Tren58 I spent years trying to figure out my crazy dreams. There is a common theme though in most of them. I'll be trying to mind my own business and just stay out of any frays. Then it just gets worse and worse until the animal/gangster/monster side of me starts to come out. Or I'll witness something horrific... like this one dream where this guy had a woman tied up on the ground begging for her life, and I watched bash her head in until it looked like hamburger meat. Then he told me to clean it up... for some reason it didn't wake me up, but maybe because I wasn't doing the violence or it wasn't directed at me.

I've gotten pretty good at remembering my dreams by writing them down as soon as the violence part or whatever seems to wake me up. I have thick notebooks of these dreams written down. I write in cursive, but it still makes my hand hurt... I need to start recording them on the computer. I'm just thinking about it because I want to share more of my crazy dreams and it would be way easier to copy and paste instead of re-typing things out of notebooks. I could make like a G@G series out of them.

As it relates to the question here... I'm way deeper than just 3 feelings... pretty sure most of us are. Maybe not so much from the female perspective because we (men) learn pretty quickly not to share deeper things with women. There's reasons for that, but I won't go into it except for mentioning the guy's that try, usually get ridiculed in some way or they don't get laid because of it.

[Sevenpointfive]

anyone that starts off with Bitch.
is a definite like.
don't fuck with these guys.
they don't hide behind a word
cuz it shouldn't be heard.

[NathanDavis]

I'm not hungry... I eat four times a day, so I don't get to "starve"

I don't get sleepy either... I am a former insomniac, and I am also very active physically, so I don't really feel tiredness like that

horniness is just hormones, I am very much used to those... not really an urge that goes out of control

[katiesmuff]

If that is the opinion you have of the boys you know, then you need to think hard about the kind of friends you have. Good men are not like your statement at all and there are millions of them, even your young age.

[debtfree_oneyear]

@katiesmuff appreciate what you said

[MotherEarth2020]

[OneViewpoint]

ROFL, that simplistic trope may provide women with the simple explanation they want to hear but no, it's not true for all guys. A mature intelligent, successful man probably didn't get where he is with a mind focused solely on Eat, Fuck, Sleep. I honestly don't care how "HOT" a woman is. Sex without a connection is pretty unrewarding. Sex with a connection is amazing. And the desire dies almost immediately if she is dumb as a bag of rocks, needy, and can't talk about anything other than fashion and makeup, has no interests, and depends on me to make all her decisions for her and explain jokes to her.

You deal with her mind 100% of the time. Sex is less than 1% of the time. Do the math. Mind, body, spirit. Anything less is not what I'm looking for.

[WindAtMyBack]

It's a tie game. It's forth and goal with two seconds left.

Me watching football. If you are horny, we can fuck later. If I am hungry, I can eat later. If I am sleepy, I can sleep later. But for now, get your ass from in front of the TV so I can watch the game.

[Sunrising]

You females have got us males on this site completely wrong !

Besides being friendly to everyone, we're also all of these 3 things !

1. A loving Husband to our Wife and Children !

2. We all work hard and give our wife all our money we've earned each week !

3 We never give another female a second glance, we only have eyes for our partner !

[Lliam]

That's funny.

I once read an essay by a mom about her teen age kids, a son and a daughter.
In contrast to insanely complicated girls, what she concluded about her son was that men had 5 emotions - happy, mad, sad, tired and hungry. She didn't mention horny, so that would make 6 emotions in total. LOL

[lil_will_12]

If you are gonna reduce all men to that, then no. But there are some men who fit into these catagories. Also sleep is important, and thats something that not every man does a lot of. So is food.
so you basically just described the needs of every human but added horny, which for some men, is true.

[Unit1]

My point pretty much. I heard women would unleash their sexuality shackles were they less shunned for it.

[Levin]

We created the most profound art and music. And this is what you reduce us to :S

[Gwendoline]

Can't tell if you are honey, hungry or sleepy?

[Levin]

As it so happens, the first one.

[Unit1]

Coming to think of it, women too are hungry, horny and/or sleepy. No surprises there. We can help each other. Tee-Hee

[Cormac995]

You left out bored, depressed, angry, and in the flow state when we're gaming and totally killing it.

[Gwendoline]

You men and your PlayStations

[Cormac995]

Excuse you ma'am? How dare you lump me in with those consol slaves! I am a member of the far superior PC gaming master race! My kind do not indulge in such cheap and useless gaming devices. We are men of dignity with standards for our FPS.

[Gwendoline]

The things you men think are great...

[Unit1]

Ayyy, a fellow PC Master Race Nobleman.

[Cormac995]

@Unit1 This one understands!

[Keyboardkat]

Disagree strongly. As a guy, I find this insulting! Men are people, just as you ladies are. Human beings are more complex than that. Are YOU defind by YOUR animalistic urges? Or are you actually a complete person?

[beefcakebradybatson]

We boys want to bond, and so do you girls !!!

[Anonymous]

I would say more accurate is men do not feel the need to talk about ever little thing that stresses us. We like to keep it simple.

So I can see how it might just appear as one of those 3. Or we might just say it is one of those 3 for ease.

[Rohaan2020]

There are more to these

Men tensed about career and family

men happy

men sad

Men disappointed

Men dreaming to achieve goals

… and the list goes on… u never know how many things men have in their mind at any point of time… it’s not that simple being a man as u think

[Valdemort]

Does it have to stay limited to men? Cause.. same 👀💀

[molonski2]

Degrading and stupid this question

Interesting if it were turned around , how utterly simplistic.

[Samuel75]

Sleepy- my work is in the night and I can go all night without sleeping and most times I don't get enough sleep during the day. But I have the stamina to go straight two nights without sleeping.

Hungry- I don't get hungry that much unless I'm stressed ( my own kind of stress comes with hunger).

Horny-- I can be horny at times but I do control it ( no sex before marriage 😊)

So it's not "most men" that do one of these it's *some men* (because I know of some).

[Tarifa]

Hungry, at times. Tired, rarely. Horny? Mmm... that depends on the situation. Ot who I'm with.

[virtualwasp]

Overly simplistic view of a man. They have depth and character

[Fireguy17]

you forgot, oohh shiny race car parts, I will pick up a tenth, must have, me want another motorcycle,

[AnonAndrew]

Not at all! That is only true 99% of the time!

;)

[aceleon]

Yes, we want sleep, food and sex, as simple as that, any. problem?

[jaskinry2022]

what man can prove that wrong? yes i agree very much so

[NicholasRedone]

Your not wrong there - same could be said for some women 🙃

[arefin]

You have never seen a man with passion, dreams? You need better people around you. Better guys around you.

[TheStaleMarshmellow]

We have a biological need to embrace death by snuu snuu

[Pete671]

Most of the world's problems can be cured if we all sleep well, eat well, and have enough sex imho,,,

Anything else is a bonus,,,

[HungTexan]

I think this is BS. Most men are more complicated than that. My opinion.

[WonderingManII]

I'm more horny, and tired. I don't get hungry that much.

[BoobMan]

That pretty well sums things up. If not 100% then at least a good 95% of the time.

[Purpleronnie]

I’d say generally at least 2 of them most days 😆
Yeah it’s an over simplification but it’s funny and kinda true

[John_Cobretti]

See how simple it is? Yet most women fail to keep their man happy.

[Sevenpointfive]

i get bored. i need to experience the illusion of freedom. i certainly don't need to be held down by a woman and kids.

[zagor]

Obviously you've been dating the rocket scientists.

[LiamJHayden]

I am often inquisitive and / or creative as well as the others.

[StevenMcGarrett]

That is one of my moods most of the time. Lol

[Ms_Facesitter]

So many agree, what is wrong with you.

Find yourself a good man and be proven otherwise.

[nudeNhorny]

in my case drop the sleepy and I'll agree 🙂

[Professor-college]

At the moment I feel the first three not the lesson because this time I was able to sleep really well

[HighlyQuestionable]

ABSOLUTELY (violently, viciously, vehemently, rabidly, madly, disgustingly, frustratingly) DISAGREE!!!

[CubaPirate]

Well I've slept and eaten since I last had sex. So horny I guess

[Juxtapose]

That's an obvious oversimplification and one I hope you are making in jest.

[Gwendoline]

Can't tell if you are honey, hungry or sleepy?

[Juxtapose]

I am contemplative, which does not involve rest, feeding myself or chasing an orgasm.

Introspection and intellectual curiosity are some of the greatest pleasures on earth. Physical things are nice but what about learning if the universe is finite or infinite? Isn't that so much more interesting?

[Juxtapose]

Moral questions are intriguing as well. Such as, if I give money to a homeless person, is it truly out of altruism? Would I still do it if it did not feel good? Do we only help people because it makes us feel good or is there something else to it?

And also free will! How can we have free will if our DNA and environment shapes us? Wouldn't Free Will mean that even if raised by a brutal warlord, you could still be a perfect angel if you chose to? But it doesn't happen that way, your childhood has an incredible impact on your psyche.

I hope this has shown you that not all men are brutes who slam down beers and just want to get their dick wet. Although I will admit I can be quite perverse, I understand etiquette and the finer things in life.

[This_Boy_Here]

Well, I meditate so I be be mindful as fuck too. 😆

[chick1498]

Aren't hungry and horny the same? 😂 then tired well yes from the first 2

[jahaims]

Men are* If that is all you get out of men you have no value.

[Lilly1979]

Well I guess I have those tendency to. I haven’t been with man since 2014.

[KrakenAttackin]

Running the world takes a lot more than three feelings.

[PaleDale]

I'm sorry that's all you've known. 😔

[Gwendoline]

Well i know many men have low sex drives

[PaleDale]

What's worse?

[masterSir]

we are not as complicated as women make us out to be.

[Bklynbadboy12]

I agree I'm 2 of those three things right now and I'm sure your one of them🤣🤣🤣🤣

[12karen]

Not all men but men most of the time

[12karen]

*More likely boys

[Jennz6]

I agree with you

[Jennz6]

But Tarzan and Jane

[Massageman]

Needs #4 - Me hate docs.

[Circushowcowboy]

Me too hungry to answer

[KostasKouvalis]

That's actually kind of true

[Gospeedracer]

somewhat true but I know women like that.

[Dongie]

Yep! Not necessarily in that order.

[ehatsham_hussain]

Not just these three conditions only.

[GuyfromCyprus]

What else is there to be?

[Ironco]

And there's nothing wrong with it, either.

[red-lipstick-girl]

I totally agree

[Joshydavid25]

Me Happy. Me sad. Me Thirsty.

[RealMarek]

There’s also “Me working!”