What do men really want for their birthday?

[AviatorTom]

What do you think about this short video?

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10 mo

It's obvious that many people just read the question without paying attention to the details. 🙄

[Lliam]

That video was funny. Not far off the mark.

For my birthday, my wife and I usually go to some favorite restaurant or to some kind of restaurant that has food that I love but rarely get to enjoy.
When we get home, she treats me to other sensual delights.

My wife, on the other hand, likes to plan a weekend trip for her birthday to a cute hotel or B&B somewhere special that is scenic and has good food. It might be to a place she really likes and wants to go back to, or it might be to somewhere new that she has heard about.
And the night is about giving her sensual delights.

[Lliam]

Thanks for the MHO, Tom. :D

[OneViewpoint]

Seriously? Just say happy birthday. I don't need more stuff. And I'm very discriminating. Plus if I want something, I'll usually just buy it on the spot. My ex wife said I was impossible to buy for, LOL.

I don't generally like being the center of attention, so birthday parties aren't generally my thing and haven't been since I was maybe 20. No cake, no party, no gifts. Just another day on the calendar. Maybe I'll just go somewhere quiet and reflect on my latest trip around the sun and my life in total.

[dustybiker2]

How deprived are you? Just remembering means a lot to men. They are easy.

[Kenkebuttery]

Seems accurate to me😂

[Miristheiss]

Well, we are all different.

Our tradition is, my wife makes me my favorite cake and we'll go out to some restaurant that I'll pick (kids go too). I'm not big on needing presents. Mainly that will happen at Christmas.

I like books, tickets to my favorite concerts or sporting events. My wife usually gets me some funny T-shirts in German.

[spartan55]

I'm more of an 'experiences' type of guy, but not always. I don't really gaf either way. The only component to a great birthday for me is that the evening concludes with mind blowing sex.

[OlderAndWiser]

A nice horizontal mambo is always appreciated!

[Xawyx-2]

I'd like a good book, or a video game... or maybe a music CD/DVD of some of my favorite bands.

[DrPepper12]

To start n end with a bj. We're simple creatures.

[Massageman]

One day without questions or any fixing of anything! Just one little ol' day!

[zagor]

Yeah that's pretty much it. I don't need more crap to keep around the house.

[Ariesman81]

Consumables...

Food, socks, welding rods, Hardware store gift cards.

[qwerty2469]

A little fucking appreciation. Peace quite and some time with my girlfriend. 21 years married and my wife refuses all of that.

[Anonymous]

I want her to not verbalize every thought that pops into her head while I'm reading. Just one day a year.

[Ironco]

Peace and quiet.

But we want that everyday...🤪

[Anonymous]

Peace. Honestly my loved ones company is all I want.

[Anonymous]

They want bj's from whomever their secret crushes are.

[NMoris88]

True love and dedication not material things

[Alex-Snow]

Just an honest "Happy Birthday" does it for me. If it is a friend or family then a hug is always nice

[Meatballs]

Can't see it I'm holding on a phone call right now but I don't want to be acknowledged for my birthday anymore sadly

[TadBehaya]

A nice long blowjob.

[SixFootSexy]

True!

[ohsheeT]

Its true yes day was my birthday no luck tho lol

[itsannalee]

Other women, they love it.

[Shiprex]

Freedom from stuff we don't like.

[BruceWayne32123]

Anal is all I need for my birthday

[beefcakebradybatson]

A buxom babe between 24 and 40 !!!

[msc545]

Peace and quiet

[DJB72]

Seems accurate...

[SoccerPlayer99]

A blowie

[fish5505_87]

Peace!

[class_reductionist]

skooma

[loveyouoak]

Cake and coke