What’s the weirdest or most ridiculous thing a guy tried to mansplain to you?

[Anonymous]

[tnttlc]

falsehoods about me. like over the last year. about 10 years ago i bought a handbag when i had too much money, it was an investment but recently because the cost of them has ballooned. They have been lying that im a gold digger or materialistic in every sense of the word, including the type of guy i would like.

They dont know any facts and just spread a story that doesn't ever represent me, they are so narcissistic that when i correct them, they still know better about me than me because they have decided its so

[Nikki1989]

How much time do you have?

You know we are on GAG, right?

[Anonymous]

Smart arse guys thinking they know more than I do and I'm a man 😈

[Agape93]

My own nonexistent maternal nature. Dude insisted I have it when I definitively dont

[DryGermanGuy]

😂😂😂

[Agape93]

Dude would YOU trust a babies safety with me?

[DryGermanGuy]

Oh, no, no. 😱

[Agape93]

Exactly. I'm more likely to drown it than feed it