Why do men insist on sticking their junk into almost anything?

[Nikki1989]

[CherryLove007]

American Pie Movie

This is society's clear reason we have emergency services.

[Agape93]

Pfffft xD oh for fucks sake guys

[SueShe]

Men in general are pigs, what else can I say.

If they would have other things on their mind than pornography, firefighters would not have to intervene on people that this pervert. Perhaps that they would have to reduce the staff at the fire stations if they were left to do normal jobs such as getting stuck cats on high branches or actually fight fires and get called to accidents other than domestic pornographic related interventions.

It seems to be a prerogative of men to put themselves in such situations. Women tend to think with their brain in the skull and men, more with theirs between the legs. That makes a big difference...

[whosnumber_1]

I think when the fire fighters busted out the angle grinder my Wiener would shrivel back into my body like the Wicked Witch of the East's shoes!

I don't knock that guy though... The whole intention of said penis is to be inserted into things... That is the nature of the penis. If you had a penis you would want to insert it into things as well!

[blackgaletiger]

The worm has a mind if its own what can I say. Sometimes it likes to adventure and hide in new places. It has a head but no brain so it is unable to determine if the new hidey hole is safe. It maybe feel good at first but then consequences happen

[Crimsyjo]

Head no brain 😂 best and accurate description of ever heard!

[capriVib]

Lol, this is a one-in-a-million chance. Average guys don't do stuff like this.

[loveslongnails]

I'm certain you've noticed that 60% of the people you meet in the world, maybe more, are just plain stupid. Half of them are males. LOL

[LiamJHayden]

lol What a moron he is. Inability to control urges.

[AviatorTom]

Same reason women do weird things... Because they can.

[Jordi2525]

Well, I've never felt the urge to put it anywhere, haha, maybe they're isolated cases.

[Xawyx-2]

Those kind of men are dumb, not all the men are like that.

[Paige2006]

They are born that way! If there's a hole they will stick it in!

[Bklynbadboy12]

For the same reason women stick all types of crazy shit in them🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[NathanDavis]

but... how?

just how... lol

[purplepoppy]

Perhaps he was just tightening his nuts

[ShadyPants]

They use an ANGLE GRINDER?

[bananathunder]

Cause sometimes it feels good lol

[slatyb]

Ewww. Who does that?