Such a Waist of Time

Here’s an appreciation post of the “Top 21 Unforgettable Waistlines” in regards to some of the best female performers of the early 2000s …Of course this is strictly my opinion.

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As you can see above, we have-

Kim, Janet, Mya, Nicole, Ciara, Mariah, Shakira, Britney, Beyonce, Jennifer, Christina, Xtina, Chilli, Fergie, Ashanti, Pink, Gwen, Shania, Jessica, Amerie (not pictured) and Aaliyah (RIP) 🙏

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I’d love to have their personal trainer and know what their workout routines and diets consisted of. Because the girl’s back then were mostly au natural and worked hard for their goodies! They didn't spend too much time getting botched at the chop shop like today’s pop stars.

QUEEN BEY

Beyoncé has my favorite waistline of all time. Literally body goals!

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SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

Aside from Bey, its hard to come across others who can keep up with Shakira’s dance moves. Plus her body is tea!

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J-LO

Too bad the Lo doesn’t stand for low-rise jeans because Jennifer is one of the few who could always rock them. She also has the nicest set of abs to go along with her meanass attitude.

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ONE IN A MILLION

Aaliyah, may she rest in peace, did not have to go out and get surgery or fake parts. She was a natural beauty, truly one in a million, with a rockin bod and awesome style. So many of the new pop and r&b stars are trying to jack it though.

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IT’S BRITNEY BISH!

If it wasn’t Shakira, Bey, and Aaliyah moving their body like a snake then it was Britney. Her body has shifted back and forth but even when she made Piece of Me, she still had a shape.

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MY GOODIES

Ciara’s abs might go harder than her hubby Russell Wilsons lol. But he’s been so hypnotized by her waistline, that she's popping babies out left and right and somehow still bouncing back into shape.

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MISS JACKSON IF YA NASTY

Nobody can do it like Janet… Well other than Michael (may he rip). Her body is as unforgettable as her Superbowl performance 🙈

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WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT

I mean Nicole was front and center for a reason. She had the best voice, moves, and sex appeal in the group 🤷‍♀️ But I still love doll Melody too…

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XTINA

Christina’s body has shifted throughout the years, but her voice has never changed!

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DAISY IN HER DUKES OF HAZZARD

Jessica’s body has also shifted throughout the years. But unlike Christina, she is one of the worst singers ever. Still, her boots were made for walking and in the end, her body was talking.

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OH MY MY MY

Mya was the definition of a professional dancer, and her body showed that she put in the work.

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SO WHAT

Pink is still a rockstar and she still has a rockin bod.



PUT THE TWAIN IN TWANG

Shania has always been a work of art. Can you believe she was made in Canada, eh?

I KNOW YOU SEE ME ON THE VIDEO

TRUE! I know you heard me on the radio… TRUE! So many had a crush on Li’l Kim before all the surgeries. She used to look amazing!

ITS JUST ONE THING

Well it was more than one when it came to Amerie. She has legs for days and an ideal waistline.

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FERGALICIOUS

“I'm Fergalicious.
My body stay vicious.
I be up in the gym…
Just working on my fitness.
He's my witness.”

I mean the lyrics said it all. She worked hard for her bod.

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CAREY ON

Mariah had a moment where she lost her shape in time but she’s gotten it back. I always loved her waistline.

LET ME BLOW YA MIND

Nodoubt that no one could wind it up like Gwen.

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SHAN-TEAAA

Nelly went from Ashanti to Shantelle and right back to Ashanti. I guess I can see why she's a keeper (but I’m still Team Shantelle).

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GOT IT BAD

I see why Usher had it bad when he lost Chilli. She was just too hot for how cold he treated her in the end. All she wanted was a little TLC. We don’t want no scrubs!

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Okay so maybe this mytake wasn’t ABS-olutely a total waste.
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