Serious question: how do people not love hockey?

WhiteSteve
I notice a strong Canadian presence here, so I'm sure most of you guys will be on board with me. This is mostly for my American brethren not in New England or the Upper Midwest, namely Minnesota. If you like sports, how can you not be absolutely obsessed with this sport? Fast, physical, and you're on the edge of your seat every time a shot goes on net. And the bonus feature: these guys can just punch the shit out of each other if they get pissed off or need to send a message to someone to tone down the shenanigans. Its halfway self-policed, and that's amazing. And if you don't enjoy watching two people beat the shit out of each other, well, I'm not sure where you took a wrong turn in life.

I just finished watching the 1st period of Game 2 between the Bruins and Canadiens, and I'm SO JACKED UP! I'm ready to jump out of my skin. And I'm a football guy first, I never even got to play hockey on an organized team, so its not like I'm a hockey bro trying to sell you on my favorite sport. Its #2 on the totem pole, but not by much. Baseball and basketball are waaaaaaayyyyyyy in the distance. I like my sports to be physical, and those games just don't deliver in that regard. If you're not knocking people over, you're doing it wrong.

More venting here than anything, but for you non-hockey fan sports fans, I gotta ask...what the hell is not to like? I feel like I could seamlessly transition to being Canadian, haha, love that shit. Maple syrup and donuts are cool too, haha.
Serious question: how do people not love hockey?
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