What is the very first thing you do in the morning when you get up?

[Applefan1]

It can be anything at all yawn, stretch, fart etc etc anything. Just feel free to tell me anything I am super open.

Please be nice.

Thank you.

[DreamHope]

Put on my glasses.
Turn on the music (radio or CD).
Check my phone for messages and missed calls, especially since sometimes I find out at the last minute if I'll be babysitting all day rather than just before and after school... In which case I have to cancel appointments, rearrange my day, etc.
Go to the toilet.
Wash my hands and face.
... Rest of my routine depends on what I'm doing for that day...

[Paris13]

I come downstairs usually like clockwork, about 4-4:30 Am, grab some hot Joe and come on to my email account and check my mail. After this, I log into GAG and see what I may have missed while sleeping like a baby.
And sometimes a few hours later, my husband from Egypt contacts me to do some Skype... This starts off my day and makes life worth living for the rest of my day... xx

[Applefan1]

Cool :)

[Paris13]

Thanks! It's a routine that I follow diligently the minute I open my eyes...:)) xx

[Applefan1]

Yeah I follow a routine to.

[Paris13]

It's the only way to get through life...:))

[Applefan1]

Yeah true :)

[Paris13]

:)) xx

[Applefan1]

You seem nice. ;)

[Paris13]

lol... And not too grumpy in the morning neither... lol... Thanks so much, you seem nice yourself.

[Applefan1]

Thank you. Not too grumpy in the morning that is attractive. I am not grumpy really in the morning either.

[Paris13]

lol!! Some lucky girl will be happy go lucky then...

[Applefan1]

hehe thanks. I just wish I could find the right girl. :) I don't see the point in being grumpy. It is not fair on taking it out on others. We all have to get up and go to work, university, school etc when we would rather not. We all have to go to out when we are sick, its wet outside or cold and all of us don't feel like it sometimes but it is not fair to take it out on others. It is part of life we just have to suck it up and do it. That is my opinion. :)

[Paris13]

Good thoughts on the grumpy gorilla gripes for those who Are like this in the morning... I am usually gun-ho when I open my eyes, looking forward to a new day. I pop my vitamins that give me a life, a few sips of Joe and with a shower later, after I am off line, my day begins... I keep busy between helping my cousins out here at the house and doing Residential healthcare for the elderly in Queens. My days are full, and but I always try to keep smiling all day, right up to the time I close my eyes at nite...

[Paris13]

lol... I meant to say : "Give me a lift..."

[Applefan1]

You look like you're a friendly person in general. Like you are not rude to people in public, do not look at them with a leave me alone look or anything like that.

[Paris13]

I am a friendly outgoing girl, and in fact, this older Spanish dude (Retired post man) tried to pick me up on my way back from walking to the store today, but I was polite, not too over friendly, just told him I have a husband in Egypt, and he understood... I am nice to people, and know how to handle myself living in New York City here, believe me...

[Applefan1]

How come I can't find a women like you?

[Paris13]

lol!! They are Out there, just go take a walk and do some 'shopping,' for she is somewhere when you least expect her to be... Thank you so much...:)) xx

[Applefan1]

Your welcome and I am fast loosing all hope.

[Paris13]

lol... Don't lose hope... There are plenty of good fish out in the sea, and if you are out in New Zealand, then I bet they are quite the Good looking lookers... xx

[Applefan1]

O my gosh there are so many good looking girls at my university. The girls distract me so much here Lol

[Paris13]

Wow... If I may say so here, another pun: A wake-up call... Glad I stroke a hand on the alarm clock... I knew this... lol:)) xx

[Applefan1]

Except some girls just totally just changed my mood today since I wrote my last message. Answer me this why do I deserve to be treated like I am the scum of the earth by girls?

[Paris13]

Oh, wow, do I take it these are girls from GAG? And BTW: You're up late")) xx

[Applefan1]

No these girls are not from GAG. Mindue there has been mean ones here but I was generally meaning in real life and it is only 9 pm at night here. 7pm when you left that message.

[Paris13]

Oh, okay... They may feel you are looking at them 'wrong' and they think it is a pick up sign, or just maybe if you have said anything to them, or even gave them a smile, may take that wrong too, and are rude and crude.

[Applefan1]

I don't know but there is no excuse for being rude and crude.

[Paris13]

No, I agree, but living in New York, I can assure you many people are not as friendly as even myself. There are many rude and crude girls out there... Just ignore girls like that and consider the source---No class.

[Applefan1]

Well if I ever find myself in New York I hope I run into you. :)

[Paris13]

lol!!! I'm out there, sweetie, thank you so much... Enjoy your weekend..:)) xx

[Applefan1]

Well lol!!! I see you have a partner. What a lucky man he is that your his partner. :)

[Paris13]

Like you, he is half way around the Universe... But thank you so...:)) xx

[Applefan1]

In your photo you look you're a kind caring fun person that is not mean and nasty. You look like your that fun, kind and caring person mixed with a naughty character (naughty in a good fun way).

[Paris13]

lol... Yes, that's me, unique in all different ways... and there is many sides to me, and always fun loving, I love life to its fullest and enjoy helping people with their problems and all...

[Applefan1]

Yep that is how you look in the photo. So my guess was spot on then lol

[Paris13]

lol... Sometimes I guess you can----Judge a book by its cover...:)) xx

[MarkyyG123]

I don't sleep, I close my eyes, but there's no sleep. Tough/Rough past'll do that to you.
What I do when I wake up? Think about what I've done and what I'm gonna change. Then I go try to make that happen

[Tombstone1000100]

www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1055371-what-is-the-first-last-thing-you-do-after-waking-up-before
In case you take a look

[Applefan1]

Oh thanks, sorry for stealing your question I did not even know you had asked that.

[Tombstone1000100]

lol, no need to say sorry. I don't have any copy right for this question.

[Victoria14]

i turn on my light. with it on, there is less of a chance for me to fall back asleep haha although it has happened before. I woke up at 5:30, turned on my light, sat up just to collect myself a bit before getting ready and then all of a sudden i woke up again and it was like 10:30 hahaha

[Applefan1]

Haha yup I can see how that happens.

[Victoria14]

i texted my dad and i was like "sooo.. i just woke up.. again" haha he thought it was funny

[Applefan1]

Haha yeah that is funny. He was like typical Victoria.. hehe :)

[Victoria14]

haha most definitely! it was bound to happen eventually

[Applefan1]

Yeah I am like you to. :)

[Victoria14]

haha sweet :)

[Applefan1]

Except for me when I do start to wake up the gas starts rolling down LMAO so yup you guessed it I start farting in the morning haha :)

[Victoria14]

haha well then.. thanks for sharing

[Applefan1]

Haha sorry if that was too much info? We all have to fart so..

[COCOCHANEL]

check my phone to see how well i slept (sleep cycle app), check LINE, check sms, email, weather, etc.

[DreamHope]

Hey, can you please tell me about the sleep cycle app? I normally have terrible sleep...

[COCOCHANEL]

@DreamHope it's a great app, been using it for a few years. i think it's pretty accurate.

[soccerchick4eva]

hmm well i would naturally just stay in bed awake dreading the thought of having to get out of bed and normally id just roll out of bed then force myself to walk and the start cranking the music up to wake me up ahhaha

[Applefan1]

Ahhh ok, I wake up then the first thing I do is get gas and start farting pretty much every morning lol haha

[soccerchick4eva]

ahahha lovely:")

[Applefan1]

Yeah I often start pushing farts out under the blankets before I get out of bed LMAO

[soccerchick4eva]

hahaahhaha!

[Applefan1]

and then I get up and while getting dressed I push more farts out haha in the bedroom lol

[soccerchick4eva]

man you're full of gas ahahah

[Applefan1]

I get more gas in the morning much more in the morning.

[soccerchick4eva]

hahha

[Applefan1]

My farts are usually reasonable sized to in the morning lol

[soccerchick4eva]

ahaha wow :")

[Applefan1]

Yeah that is a particularly bad morning. I usually let off about 4 or 5 reasonable sized ones in the morning.

[soccerchick4eva]

ohkay then aha

[Applefan1]

There a two reasons that I think I fart much more at that time of the morning that I have put it down to.

[soccerchick4eva]

what are the reasons

[Applefan1]

Well I might be one of those people that does not fart when I am asleep and it builds up and it all gets realised when I wake up.

[soccerchick4eva]

ohh truee

[Applefan1]

or it might be the fact that it is coming up to my time of the day to poop to because I always poop in the morning.

[musicbrain5]

Kiss my SO if he's there, lol. Otherwise I get up and make coffee first.

[BertMacklinFBI]

awww :)

[Applefan1]

I wish I had a SO to kiss. :/

[musicbrain5]

Awh, one day dude.

[Applefan1]

Lets hope so. I have been treated so badly it is ridiculous :/

[Beatrice1865]

First thing in the morning, I stretch, then I burp, then I fart. Then I’ll usually go take a shit and take a piss, which usually entails more farting (and burping, oddly enough). I can’t help it, I’m gassy.

[Mepperpint]

Think if I have a test or assignment I have to turn in before school, and If I have something then I usually try to do that before getting physically ready for school. If there's nothing to do I go back to sleep or check my phone.

[AverageWhiteBoy]

well...

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[Applefan1]

Good choice. Is it over a particular girl?

[AverageWhiteBoy]

yes, her name is Lisa Ann.

[Applefan1]

Oh really is this a girl you personally know?

[Applefan1]

I have done it over a girl I know. There is something about her that makes her so sexy to me. Do you want to know what it is.

[AverageWhiteBoy]

lol I dont know her personally man. she's a p*rnstar haha. And sure man go ahead.

[Zarya]

I crack every joint in my body: fingers, wrists, elbows, shoulders, neck, jaw, back, hips, between legs, knees, ankles, toes and inside of the feet and then stretch a lot as I'm extremely flexible it feels so good to take a big stretch after waking up.

[Jahnnavi]

1. Turn off my stupid alarm.
2. Sit up on my bed.
3. Look around the house with sleepy eyes.
4. Yaaaaawwwnnnn.
5. Lay on bed and go back to sleep again till my mother comes and wakes me up again.

[Applefan1]

I often fart quite a bit when I first get out of bed, sometimes do a few in the bed to lol.

[Jahnnavi]

Haha lol. :D

[Applefan1]

Hahaha yeah and they can be reassembly sized farts that time of the day to.

[J-junk]

Pee while checking phone messages. 15 minutes of naked yoga. Get dressed. Eat while reading newspaper. Go to work.
Sat. & sun. Are the same except I stay home. Lol
*How exciting!*

[menina]

Look to myself on the mirror, so I can see if I slept well. If my face looks good it means that I had a good night.

[Applefan1]

ahhh. never heard of someone doing that before but it sounds like a good idea. :)

[menina]

Thanks :)

[Applefan1]

Your welcome :)

[BrunetteNYC]

If I have a message from my baby on my phone, then it makes so hot I have to cum.

[Applefan1]

Nice, nice I love this. :)

[BrunetteNYC]

Well... it's true! lol

[Applefan1]

Hahaha never said it wasn't!!!

[Applefan1]

But yeah I see what you might have thought now sorry if my replys did not come across right. Just realised that my second message sounded like I was laughing at you I am not meaning it to sound that way and all I was meaning by the first message is I appreciate your honesty in your answer.

[BrunetteNYC]

Oh no, I didn't take in any bad way :)

[ChentleyAkkers]

I literlaly wake up an hour earlier than I need to so I can enjoy early mornign and the warmth of my bed. After that I shower and such and then check my phone.

[JulieXO]

I brush my teeth. I'm usually half asleep while doing it so I drool all oer my PJs XD

[Applefan1]

that is understandable. :)

[Applefan1]

Ahhh. The very first thing I do is start farting most mornings haha :)

[TheStaff_Sergeant]

Brush my teeth and habitually go and observe the items in the refrigerator as if the magically transformed from the previous night.

[yesmylove]

Check what time it is
Go pee
Wash face
Wash teeth

[Applefan1]

Nice I am a farter the very first thing in the morning lol :)

[QueenB1203]

Breathe, go back to sleep, and repeat till I have to get up and pee

[Applefan1]

Cool the first thing I do is start faring lol.

[Applefan1]

The very first thing I start doing in the morning is fart lol :)

[wildspirit]

Brush my teeth. I can't stand being alive in the morning till I brush my teeth

[Applefan1]

Yeah do you get thatnot very nice taste in your mouth and brush your teeth to get rid of it.

[Applefan1]

The very first thing I do in the morning is start farting lol :)

[LucyColes]

That would imply i wake up in the morning. Lol.
I actually quickly fix my hair

[Applefan1]

Ahhh ok. How do you wear your hair mostly out or tied up?

[LucyColes]

I usually have it down, or plaited. Anyway that suits me really

[Applefan1]

I like it when girls have there hair down :)

[Lauren2410]

I know it sad, lol, but turn on my phone to check the time and any messages

[Applefan1]

I do option 3, start farting when I wake up usually. Often let some out in the bed and then in the bedroom while I am getting dressed hahaha

[BCRanger10]

Say a quick prayer, throw on my workout clothes, do some laundry, feed the dogs, pray my Rosary, and then head to the gym or go for a run.

[misscoffeehead]

Check phone.. Get out of bed.. Go downstairs.. Make myself a coffee.. (thats all i get up to) i can't go past that without my cup of coffee 😋

[Alessus]

Ponder about something. I don't know why, I usually think about the "meaning of life" sort of things in the morning, possibly due to sleepiness.

[thisGUYknows]

Lay in bed for 10 minutes. Think about the upcoming day and stretch. Then take a dump.

[Applefan1]

Yeah I get up fart a few times, go to university and then take a dump at university.

[topknots]

Lay in bed and gripe about how I have to go to class

[Applefan1]

Yeah I gripe a bit to about having to get up so early and go to university.

[aamy811]

We'll of course turn of alarm. But if it's the weekend I get up and do yoga/stretch. Or kiss my girlfriend

[zombiebabe]

i open the windows of my bedroom to let fresh air in

[Applefan1]

Yeah anyone no matter who they are sleeping in a room makes it damp so it is always a good idea to open a window if you can.

[zombiebabe]

yeah

[Marissa_A]

Check my phone fix my hait and EAT!!! Yup dats meh. X)

[Applefan1]

The very first thing I do when I wake up is start farting lol pretty much every morning lol

[Marissa_A]

Haha livin the life B) lol

[Applefan1]

Yup gotta get your farts out when you get them lol :P

[Marissa_A]

True true hehe

[Applefan1]

I often do reasonable sized farts in the morning to and a few of them lol

[Marissa_A]

Lol haha

[Applefan1]

Big ones are good because they feel better wouldn't you agree?

[Marissa_A]

Lol totally

[Applefan1]

I get the feeling I may not fart at night while sleeping but I do not know so there is a build up to clear lol.

[Marissa_A]

Ok then lol

[Applefan1]

Yeah it is either that or it is because I need to poop not long after so it might be to do with that.

[delrey]

I get dressed then go to the bathroom to take a shit.

[Applefan1]

I fart a few times and then go to university fart some more and then take a shit in the university toilets.

[Ihav2fart]

It depends if I have morning wood or not.
If I do then you know wassup!
If not then, I roll around in bed naked until its time for work.

[Applefan1]

Oh ok and I like your username.

[Ihav2fart]

Thanks I like it too.

[Applefan1]

Yeah it is funny. Farts are funny what is the point in being uptight about them I think.

[jwhit]

When I get up for work, I turn my alarm off and go back to sleep for a few more minutes lol
When I'm off, I usually just lay in bed until I feel like getting up lol.. I struggle getting out bed whether I got enough sleep or not.

[DragonWolf]

check the time on my mobile and then get out of bed.

[FatherKnowsBest]

Look in the mirror and ask clintonh2@gmail. com

"Is it Halloween AGAIN?"

😵

[Astrid1004]

try to like go deeper in the bed to sleep more. haha

[Applefan1]

I approve of this :)

[Astrid1004]

hahaha yeah I bet :)

[Applefan1]

It is especially hard to get up when it is all warm in bed and cold in the room. Like in the middle of winter.

[Astrid1004]

yeah I know, I LOVE sleeping in a warm bed, when it is cold out.

[Applefan1]

Yeah and if it is so cold it is cold under the blankets that is when a guy to get a girl to snuggle up to and a girl the same to keep each other warm haha sorry I couldn't resist.

[Astrid1004]

hahaha yeah of course you couldn't :)

[Applefan1]

Haha yeah well it is nice to cuddle someone of the oppisate gender isn't it :)

[Octagon]

I literally get out of bed and head downstairs to make a bowl of cereal and a cup of coffee.

[AshBrown]

Go to the washroom to get ready for morning pryers.

[Anonymous]

I wonder what day and time it is, so I look.
Then I slam my head back down on the pillow.

[Rogue2]

Think of how much I dislike the sound of the alarm. That's it really.

[Applefan1]

Yep, "Alarm clocks = nothing like a good heart attack in the morning" LOL

[Rogue2]

Lol, I hear ya. Hate 'em.

[nushyz]

When I wake up, I look around and think how awesome my life would be if I didn't have to wake up at 7 in the morning :/

[Applefan1]

7 that is late for me. I have to wake up at 5 in the morning :/ lol

[BertMacklinFBI]

turn off the alarm clock:P

[nushyz]

Lol!

[UglyKevin]

I pee than either get dressed or take showers but not in that order lol.

[TunaLupan]

When i wake up I stay on bed for a while, then i have breakfast, quite normal

[SomethingWicked]

I go to the bathroom and take a piss.

[nerdyasianman14]

Logical.

[Applefan1]

Sounds normal :)

[Givemeit]

Go to the bathroom to take a piss or shit

[Applefan1]

I always fart several times in the morning. Then go to university and end up taking a shit in the university toilets.

[Givemeit]

My roommate does that, thought he was the only one.

[Applefan1]

Yeah well I think the people that don't fart a lot in the morning must let it out in their sleep as it comes. The ones that seem to fart a lot I would say it builds up and it is one big realise in the morning.

[behindthemask]

Stretch and yawn simultaneously

[Applefan1]

My very first thing is to start farting. Often start letting farts out under the blankets and while getting dressed lol. :)

[Mafuyu]

drink water and then go stretching

[Athleticbroo]

Go college and lift

Because the key duty guy

[CourtJester]

I usually get some morning cardio

[kangy]

check my smartphone hahha

[Applefan1]

I am getting a new smartphone very soon. Can't wait :)

[Illusive_Man]

Whack the morning wood down so I can leave my room

[Creole_Flavor]

I just lay there then I stretch while yawning

[Roarke]

Throw away the kleenex and hide the vegetable oil.

[ÉlanVital]

Fuckin turn that alarm clock off.

[harakiri]

roll over, get more cozy, try to recall my dreams

[Crushonyoufornow]

Tell myself i can sleep five minutes more

[Applefan1]

haha I do the same thing, that is when you wake up again and think I better get up now thinking it is 5 minutes late and realise it really 35 minutes later or something.

[Crushonyoufornow]

Thats why my alarm is half hour earlier in worst scenarios i put it an hour earlier so i can sleep one more hour its cheating by the way but its good

[Applefan1]

Well that makes sense making it earlier than you want to get up because it wakes you up and gives you time to build up to getting out of bed. It is especially harder in the winter.

[Crushonyoufornow]

Yes you are right , i started to think u r my brother

[Applefan1]

Yeah those winter starts can be hard especially when you are in a nice warm bed and it is wet outside.

[Crushonyoufornow]

Totally agree

[nerdyasianman14]

I check my cock first.

[ÉlanVital]

Did you find it?

[demonology]

Say "fuck", exhaling.

[douride2]

Head for the bathroom & have a pee.

[Applefan1]

Yep I think probably about 98 percent of people have to pee in the morning

[nonopink]

Turn off the alarm, turn on the music :)

[Applefan1]

Lol the first thing i do in the moorings, basically every morning when I wake up is fart. Often several times lol lol

[Tokana]

try to go back to sleep.