Can you wake up well in the morning?

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

Been going to bed early lately, feels good man

[Rainie_]

Yeah just recently fixed my sleeping pattern and it feels so much better. Used to go sleep at 5am-10am 😱😱 and woke up at 4-6pm...
Somehow flipped my sleeping schedule to 8pm to midnight. wake up 5-8am these days. Feels amazing tbh, feel so energetic. Never thought I could be a morning person. My family just keep looking at me like "who tf are you?" these days when they see me in the morning 😂😂

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

haha! It feels sooo good, and waking up with the heater on full blast straight into the shower without feel cold!

[Rainie_]

Yessss 😍😩 heavenly. I get the morning sunshine in my room as well so my room feels like summer time in the morning ahah, only to be disappointed when I walk out to the corridor to shower 😂😂

[LaFemmeFatale]

Yes sadly
No matter how late I sleep I always wake up at 8:00_8:30 though if I am not busy I can continue sleeping for 1-2 more hours

[LaFemmeFatale]

Thanks for mho

[Levin]

I agree. But sometimes one just wants to eat 15 cakes and half a block of cheese, stay up late, and say, fuck the world man, fuck it all!

You with me? Fuck yes!

@TuMeManques

[AleDeEurope]

Only if I go to bed early and wake up early. It's 2am right now, so definitely not gonna wake up well tomorrow xD

[AleDeEurope]

Thanks for the MHO

[NyomiMcClinton]

Yes, I usually wake up in a good mood if the night before I went to bed anytime before 12am. Anytime after that, I will feel sluggish when I wake up. I try to get a goods night esp if I know I have to go to work the next day.

[Jxpxtxr]

Lol nope, anytime before 10AM and I'm just in Zombie mode - doesn't even matter what time I went to bed the fact that I'm up before 10AM alone kills me

[dissolute_dog]

Haha me too! :o And I've also noticed I get stomach aches in the morning if I eat too soon after waking up. xD I have wait like half an hour to an hour for my body to adjust, before eating something.

[dissolute_dog]

*have to wait

[Jxpxtxr]

@dissolute_dog after 10, I can eat right away - before 10 I just don't eat at all 😛

[Blitzkrieger]

No my chest and throat hurt for some reason in the morning.

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

Bro get that shit checked out

[Blitzkrieger]

Yeah id better do that.

[ThisDudeHere]

Relatively speaking, yes. Tho I generally get about 6 or 5 hours of sleep.

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Fuck mornings. I avoid them by not going to sleep. >:[

[Puppylove94]

YESSSSS. i wake up at 6 no problem. Starting Jan th im guna have to get up around 4 though. Now thats guna be rough lol

[Phoenix98]

Yup I've been going to bed at like 9-10 and getting up at like 5-6am and it's great.

[Sephora_Addict]

I don't know the longer I sleep the more tired I get.

[Autumn-Bunny]

Sometimes... lately I've been going to bed really late and waking up early.

[Blueeyes81]

I was an early bird before I started working nights. I really miss it.

[Likes2drive]

If I 7 hours and take a shower yeah but I never have the time or go to bed early enough

[miamigirl1970]

Yes, I pop out when the alarm goes off. I am an "Early Bird, Gets the Worm" kinda gal!!!

[Luci92]

It's rare, not gonna lie *sighs*

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

It's one of those feelings

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[redeyemindtricks]

^^ Put a Japanese-style bidet on yr toilet, and that will describe every poop from now until forever.

(You can even get them as attachments starting at like $25 -- they hook directly into the water line)

[Luci92]

Lmfaooo

[redeyemindtricks]

I'm serious tho. In fact, most of the time you'll actually need 0 wipes, with the one just for reassurance.

When you reach the point of no longer needing or wanting condoms in yr relationship, the bidet attachment will also help stop the "white trail of tears" from going on for hours... and hours... and hours.

[redeyemindtricks]

What I don't understand, is how people can feel adequately clean wiping with *only* DRY toilet paper. Like are you fucking serious?
•___________•

First-world in every other way...

[Sjeggy]

@redeyemindtricks Hey red why don't you allow people to follow you? i am interested in your opinions ^^

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

@redeyemindtricks Hahaha but I always fear that that a bidet would spray all across the floor and my ass... I could buy one but toilet paper is main stream ;)

[redeyemindtricks]

@Sjeggy you haven't tried to follow me

@malifebelikeoooaaah dude I should seriously start collecting commissions on those things -- at least 30 different people have bought one after using one of ours.
... and, yes, it sprays yr butt. that's kinda the whole point, yo. (it's not like a French bidet, which is actually made to rinse women's pink parts)

[Sjeggy]

@redeyemindtricks because i can't, there is literally no button!

[Sjeggy]

@redeyemindtricks...
found it...
lol

[Luci92]

@redeyemindtricks Ahhh noo I saw those in Bali... I don't know how I feel about that lol

[teawrecks]

I wake up easily, yeah.

[Nice_Guy_Last]

I wake up at 4:30 AM every week day.

[BruceTrails]

Yea but I always look like a zombie 😆😂

[aurora_v]

I'm a morning person so yes hahaha

[lumberman9]

If I slept well enough

[deraz24]

I'm a night owl

[Adigelunar]

yeah ı can easily wake up

[Anonymous]

I sleep 5 fucking hours it's not enough at all.

[elly91]

Yes i always do...

[Decentguy]

yup...

[Waffles731]

Sometimes

[disgustingweebtrash]

No, I can't.