Cramps, but I'm not on my period?

[Anonymous]

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The thing is, I don't usually get them at all... so why now?

[hopegirly]

I feel like cramps when I am in fertile period, this is midcycle pain, may be that with you too, take notes and you can be sure


This pain usually affects one side of your stomach but it can affect both too ;)

[MORPHEUS_12]

You can have intestinal cramps from being bloated from gas. The key is to know how to tell the difference between intestinal cramping and menstrual cramping.

[supercutebutt]

You are with child. Congrats!

:)

[supercutebutt]

[Asker]

You're telling me I'm giving birth to the modern Jesus?

[supercutebutt]

No. I don't believe Jesus was an immaculate conception. Mary was a sexy, irresistible teen. I think someone either got her drunk and took advantage of her or snuck into her room after she fell asleep (she was probably a hard sleeper) and discretely slipped a penis inside of her. There are lots of girls who claim they got pregnant without sex. Suzanne Somers was one of them. And maybe we can add you to the list?

[Asker]

I don't even believe in Mary and Jesus to begin with😆. Well in my case it would be very immaculate

[supercutebutt]

Are you saying nobody with a penis lives in your dwelling?

[Asker]

Why do you say it like that?😆 Yes, I'm a virgin

[Li-Na]

Many variables come into play though it's the standard. Cramps are usually a warning sign for being close to menstruating.

[Asker]

But it's supposed to be weeks away...

[Li-Na]

I had abdominal cramps even after menstruating. It's normal.

If you've recently had sexual intercourse with/out protection then you should seek out medical advise from a Doctor. Not here.

[Asker]

Nah, I'm a virgin, wouldn't even seek help if I knew that was the case