If leeches were the answer to covid, where would you attach yours?

[purplepoppy]

Hypothetically, if leeches were found to give 100% safe protection against covid. But had to be attached all day long, where would you put yours?

[MORPHEUS_12]

Leech therapy is usually not used to clean 6 to 8 units of blood in a body. They are used for wound healing where there is coagulated blood from an injury.

However, since we know that the medical device used for cleaning the blood is a dialysis machine. There are already numerous dislysis clinics in just about every city. It would work faster than leeches.

[Anonymous]

Lol.
Errm.. Lemme think...
In the ass of who invented 😂😂

P. S.: Just a joke!

[ChrisMaster69]

I’ve had leeches on me before, bloody horrible things lol.

where I grew up there was this burn and if you went in it, chances are you would be leech food.

at Bedale in North Yorkshire there was a Leech farm

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/bedale-leech-house

[Lliam]

On my ear lobe as a trendy fashion statement.
I'd also carry a bunch with me and stick them on masker's necks. "Here ya go. You're safe. Now fuck off." LOL

[AviatorTom]

On my left cheek (not butt cheek, on face). That way people could see that I'm protected and won't give me crap if I'm not wearing a mask.

[Naughtyboy71]

The answer to covid is to hold China , Fauci , Obama with the top
democrats Accountable for the death of million of people
destruction of America but most of all hurt Trump
The Democrats was afraid he would uncover their crimes
Inside trading , murder , rape , money laundries , TREASON
BUT MOST OF ALL DESTROY AMERICA AND OUR FREEDOM

[bean2k21]

I would attach a leech to my heart
And give it to you on Valentine's day

[exitseven]

I would put him on my belly so I could keep an eye on him.

[Kaneki05]

The only person allowed to drink my blood is me and some weird friends I have. So I would just get covid instead.

[jimmy2]

I saw that in a hospital once. I guy guy all his fingers off. They put fingers back on but mo blood would go up so they attached them but they kept falling off so no fingers for him

[EnglishEuropean]

That's a pretty big "if". Leeches haven't been used by doctors since the Middle Ages.

[ChrisMaster69]

Erm they are still used, also maggots.

www.ouh.nhs.uk/.../32855Pleech.pdf

[purplepoppy]

There's a leech farm in Swansea, Wales that raises them for hospitals.

[ChrisMaster69]

@purplepoppy back in 2012 they were debating using them with me, however they went for maggots instead.

For trauma victims etc, they work better than almost anything else

[goaded]

They're used to keep the blood flowing to re-attached extremities.

[EnglishEuropean]

@goaded Cool, I learned something today!

[goaded]

Still pretty icky, though!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Keeps the blood flowing to extremities huh?

Boys, look out. Momma has a million dollar idea for erectile dysfunction incoming.

[ChrisMaster69]

@Ez-Bri-Z new GaG post….

How big is your leech

[Ez-Bri-Z]

"Is this leech big enough to please a woman?"

[ChrisMaster69]

@Ez-Bri-Z oh no It’s my monthly bleed

[Ez-Bri-Z]

This may be a billion dollar idea. I could make a mint on erectile dysfunction cures and male pads and liners to protect their tighty whiteys

[ChrisMaster69]

@Ez-Bri-Z yeah I can see it taking off.

Keep a little bottle in pocket, if the guy pulls, pops his leach out to do it’s thing.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Two things a man can no longer leave his house without, his pocket leach to ensure maximum up time and his wallet containing a condom he bought 3 years ago hoping this day would come.

[ChrisMaster69]

@Ez-Bri-Z yeah and of course you can always keep reusing the leach

[Anonymous]

Figures that a limey would think leeches are the answer.

[Wise4myage]

Too the end of my nose!

[OddBeMe]

My dick so the crabs won’t be lonely.

[emperor90]

Any where and everywhere

[Fuentes]

Im not a sheep that's not happening

[Guido]

Belly button. It's the new fashion statement.

[Honestguyopen]

Probably my back

[LegendaryIcon]

Not sure