How do you cycle more comfortably with large balls?

[ArtemisSilver]

I know it sounds silly but I really dislike the way the saddle compresses and spreads my balls apart while riding. Any ideas as to how I can solve the problem and be more comfortable while riding?

I've tried having them dangle over one side of the saddle, but that's not terribly comfortable either.

[Emiliamazing]

Have you tried different cycling short brands? My husband has a friend that he rides with who has the same situation, and apparently he has found a brand that he likes because they are able to go on much longer mountain bike and gravel rides now

[Emiliamazing]

I can probably find out what brand he bought if you would like to know

[ArtemisSilver]

Sure that'd be awesome thanks.

[Emiliamazing]

My husband says the brand is Z0 I see. That’s what his buddy likes. My husband does not have massive testicles and really likes Castelli and ZOIC as well.

[ArtemisSilver]

Thanks. How did I know the best answer would come from a wife 😸

[ArtemisSilver]

Alas I'm not having any luck finding that

[Emiliamazing]

zoic.com/.../mens-bottoms

[ArtemisSilver]

Thanks 👍

[Emiliamazing]

I doubt my husband ever joins the site again. I think he tried a year ago at the beginning of my libido issues and really had an unpleasant experience.

[ArtemisSilver]

Oh? Wrong thread perhaps?

[ArtemisSilver]

This site can be a bit of a downer occasionally.

[Emiliamazing]

He can be very forward and I think he probably posed some questions that drew the ire of a few people on the sexuality side. He was trying to spice things up in the bedroom and I’m sure there was support for some of the questions and opinions he asked and shared but also some very homophobic answers and cruel things said. I will leave it at that.

[Emiliamazing]

I am happy to allow the follow, but I don’t message

[ArtemisSilver]

That sucks. There are lots of trolls here, takes a while to block them all.

I've had to block a few pink accounts who were sending me creepy DMS

[Emiliamazing]

I stayed on because I like answering questions to some degree. I’m gonna try away from the sexuality side of things for a little bit just because I feel like I should. I’ve refused quite a few follow requests based on what the individual seem to be interested in.

[Emiliamazing]

*shy away
I’ve certainly answered plenty of questions and asked a few myself which are a little racy, but it’s time for a break from that.

[Mikeybear]

@emiliamazing found a pair that was padded when I used to cycle.

[northwestripper666]

@emiliamazing A dumbass is really taking this seriously and trying to provide advice... and the kicker. Her husband has a "friend" who has the same situation... good god almighty. Jesus H Christ.

[northwestripper666]

Your husband does not have massive testicles? Hmmmmm? Really now. Like we didn't catch the drift...

[ArtemisSilver]

Okay north take your crazy someplace else k?

[Emiliamazing]

@northwestripper666 Sorry to upset you. He doesn’t. Why would I get on here and lie. Anyway, hopefully the asker find some shorts that work for him

[ArtemisSilver]

If not shorts maybe a different seat shape. It really doesn't seem very ergonomic. Who designed these things?

[Emiliamazing]

Thank you for the MHG!! No idea in the seats. I’m sure there are wider varieties out there, but we don’t own them

[Paige90]

I didn't realize there was a noticeable difference in men's balls. The all look the same to me.

[ArtemisSilver]

Well I'm not exactly out there comparing balls with the other men of the neighborhood at the local ice cream social. But I've had several women remark on it in a positive way 😅

Not sure what to tell ya, some guys just have em.

[Jingle-Balls]

@paige90 There are many differences, and sensitivity is one of them.

[Guy13]

Your riding the wrong part of horse.. may if you service the horse then your balls will shrink down so doesn’t hurt or uncomfortable for you…

[genericname85]

same as with small balls. you go for a higher handle bar so you don't lean foreward as much and crush your balls in the process.

[Tim-loves-it]

I dont really ride a bicycle , but I do ride an atv.. I wear tight (ish) briefs.. it tends to hurt to sit down after standing

[Anonymous]

Eh... not sure you can. As a large balled man I’ve found biking just ent comfortable

[BeMuse]

super glue them to the seat in a straight line.

[ArtemisSilver]

What an obvious solution, I hadn't thought of that.

[BeMuse]

Why do you think Lance Armstrong was so fast? He had testicular cancer and lost one nut. He just balanced the one he had left on the seat and kicked every's ass.

[ArtemisSilver]

Damn it suddenly makes sense

[Paul09]

Maybe change your seat.

[TX651]

Try a XL jock strap?