Ass Hairs Getting on My Nerves?

[Anonymous]

I really hate my ass hair lately! I feel it all the time. What does that mean?

I didn't mind it for the first 30 years or so growing up. But now I hate my ass hair! WTF! I want to do a Karate kick when I walk around in the shopping mall like the ass hairs are in the wrong place!

I might have way more ass hair than most people. Maybe that's the thing. But it's really irritating me. Might also be hemorrhoids but I can't tell. I do feel like all these hairs are itching my anus parts way more than usual.

Is there anyone else with the same problem?

Updates

+1 y

I tried shampooing and conditioning my ass hair to see if that helps and I could swear it made it worse! I was under the impression that it would make them less coarse and softer, silkier, but I only got itchier and more annoyed after.

Updates

+1 y

I got lots of suggestions, thanks for that everyone! Well, I now realize this is maybe an older guy's problem. I've reached that age.

I don't like being so old! Why do I have to do this? Whoever created us fucked up our design! I had it so easy like 20 years ago. What is the point of making this so annoying way later?

This hair is completely malfunctioning! Where is the usefulness of all this coarse hair in the past? Block some boulders with our asses! There is not enough armor there to block!

[Anonymous]

I've the same problem. I have to shave my asshole every so often. I pulled a hair out of my asshole that had grown as longer than my girlfriend's hair no wonder my ass is always itching, it was all the way into my guts. Then there's all the shit that gets caught in it. I put sudo cream to stop the itching and I eat once a day and poop once a day.

[Asker]

I might need to try that now! The hair down there also seems so coarse. It's like a monster spider leg that's so long there. Why can't I get my soft hairs growing down there like the ones on my head or arms?

[Opinion Owner]

You are just that age. I never had to shave my eyebrows, shave my nose or ear hairs until I was 35 and have to do it regularly now. Don't mind shaving my balls cause it makes my junk appear bigger.

[Asker]

Shave with electric or manually with blades? I tried shaving all of my pubes and whatever I could reach behind and I was itchy for like a whole week. I've been contemplating a gentler option than clean shaving it all.

[Asker]

I did with a safety razor (Gillette Mach-3). But man so itchy following week! It was even worse than now! Maybe if I do all the time, I get used to it. But I want a more permanent solution! What if I scar my whole area around there like by igniting a fart combined with some Everclear? I got some heavy burn scars on my right arm and no hair grows there.

[Opinion Owner]

Ass was maybe

[Opinion Owner]

Ass wax

[Red_Arrow]

Maybe you need a perm there to aim it away from your anus.

[FunkyMonkee]

If I was gonna get laser hair removal, THAT'D be where I'd get it!1 What POSSIBLE use could having hair around your shit hole be?

[slatyb]

So have it permanently removed.

[Asker]

Like laser stuff?

[slatyb]

Yes. My brother is quite hairy and had his back done.

[joeldalton]

get a waxing.

[Asker]

I'm so shy about it! But maybe I should do that. I am more scared of just laying there all naked and exposed than the pain of waxing it all off,

[joeldalton]

Don’t be a wuss