You Run To The Bathroom Due To Killer Diarrhea & There Is No Toilet Paper, Do You Run & Find Toilet Paper Or Blow Up The Toilet & Figure It Out Later?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Before I Blow I Run Like Hell & I Find Toilet Paper Quickly.

I Drop My Pants, Let It All Go & I’ll Figure That Shit Out Later.

Other/Shit Happens/Comment Below.

[Sevenpointfive]

i'm a firm believer in, if there isn't toilet paper, the next best thing in that situation is your underwear. go commando and go home. problem solved.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Problem solved & you have to wipe with something but what happens if you are at home?

[Sevenpointfive]

here's a little protip: slip your ass into the water and go. your ass will get wet, but you can twerk over the toilet to air dry

[Sevenpointfive]

i call my mother over to bring me clean underwear

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Or you can wear two pairs of underwear in case you soil one or have to use it & you have a back up.

[nolabels]

If I don't let it blow right away, I'll be cleaning up more than my bunghole.

I'd worry about it later.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh Shit! We all know the Hershey Squirts & when you are about to blow I would worry about the toilet paper later.

[humanearth]

Just had that happen at my buddies house today.

I just grabbed a wash cloth wash my ass the old fashion way

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A wash cloth as a backup plan is alway a good thing, good thinking.

[Likes2drive]

Always check first if there’s any, if not there’s always socks

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Always check first? You got to go you got to go, there might not be time but then again hopefully there is & you are able to find toilet paper.

[Likes2drive]

I always check but if can’t in a few seconds then that’s all I have left

[legalboxers]

make sure I got something to wipe...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Just as long as it isn’t sandpaper.

[legalboxers]

thats office TP