Do you use toilet paper or wash your ass?

[Anonymous]

I dont know how you could wipe your ass with toilet paper and go on with your day

[HaveNoName]

First use the TP, and then wash with water. I often flow. water over the TP as I am cleaning. We are required by faith to have washed it with water. We either have a little shower nozzle installed right next to the toilet or more commonly, we use a vessel that looks like a teapot without handle 🤣🤣🤣

[Bratsondanielle]

Jeez Louise. Go to Walmart. Com and order a bidet seat. There like $30

[HaveNoName]

@Bratsondanielle We do have a bidet in every bathroom... Not the $30 one. It's a separate installesnunit that takes up a good 4x4 feet space. Its just by chance we got a house like that.

I do not trust those $30 installs. I am sure it break 4 times a year. I even dont like that showel nozzle. I've seen it flood the bathrooms a number of times.

[Bratsondanielle]

We've had it forever. During 4th of July with 50 guests etc. We never had a problem

[HaveNoName]

@Bratsondanielle Good to know. When the need comes, I will remember that.

[HaveNoName]

Hahahaha 50 guests probably went to the restroom 10 times a day just to have fun with the machine. I'm sure they ended up giving it a good stress test.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Wash. Using only toilet paper leaves you dirty. Totally unhygienic.

[WhiteBoyChill]

So you literally finger your own asshole?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

@WhiteBoyChill: No. Wtf... wash it with soap and water.

[Anjoomkabir]

Soap 😂😂😂😂😂

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

@Anjoomkabir: Yes. Water alone doesn't do a whole cleansing.

[Anjoomkabir]

I don't know. Bringing soap into the toilet seems a bit extreme. Your better off getting into the shower. Water will do the job..

[WhiteBoyChill]

So you wipe your ass with your bare hand?

[Asker]

@WhiteBoyChill are we supposed to use gloves?

[WhiteBoyChill]

Why shouldn’t you use gloves?

[Asker]

@WhiteBoyChill why should you?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

@WhiteBoyChill: You sound or just trolling.

[WhiteBoyChill]

Why should I make direct contact with my hand to my asshol3?

[HaveNoName]

@WhiteBoyChill I hope you use at least the toilet bowl cleaning brush once in a while if you are so worried about using your hands

[WhiteBoyChill]

@HaveNoName its fcking nasty rubbing my hands with shit

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

@WhiteBoyChill: Are you retarded? Who in their mind rubs their bare hands with 💩

[WhiteBoyChill]

Just because you’re using water doesn’t make it much different

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

@WhiteBoyChill: No. You clean your anus first with a toilet paper or bidet, then you apply soap and water and rinse off. 🙄

[WhiteBoyChill]

Either way you’re still touching your asshole

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

@WhiteBoyChill: You obviously never wash your @$$.. you nasty as hell.

[Apple1996]

Both but mostly use TP since that's what I'm use to. The bidet is better for "female hygiene"

[Asker]

stop using tp, water only!

[Apple1996]

How will I dry then? Lol

[Asker]

Why do u need to dry it?

[Anonymous]

First, I wipe.

And then I wash my ass with water.

And then I wipe again.

[ThebestIndian]

Cool way

[RichardoStyle]

I pee by hiding in a secluded area in nature, pull up my pants, open my hips, pull my pants open and sit squat down and pee.

[RichardoStyle]

Asking i clean it with a napkin ass.

[RichardoStyle]

I'm a man who sits and pees like a woman. many women congratulate me for not peeing standing up

[joeldalton]

Both. I only have a bidet on the toilet upstairs.

[bean2k21]

In America, we have these things called showers. You take a shit in the morning, then you take a shower. We don't eat nasty shit that makes you shit all day and have to pour water on your dirty brown ass.

[HaveNoName]

What happens when you have to take a shit at work and then go to the pool at work on your way back? Please don't argue that you have a cleeanest ass in the world just because you are a frickin American.

[bean2k21]

@HaveNoName Maybe don't eat fried chicken feet at work or whatever garbage you eat that makes you have to shit all day out of your nasty brown ass.

[HaveNoName]

Wonderful American spotted !!! I bet you your wife died with the stench of your existence.

[bean2k21]

@HaveNoName It's called having a regular bowel movement. It's a sign of being a healthy person, not some dumb Neanderthal who has to walk around with a pail of water in case he has to shit out the nasty pigeon intestines he ate.

[Anonymous]

I don't do any of it and it's gay as shit to rub or push water back there. Real men don't wipe. Deal with it lib-tards.

[Sebers12]

Fuck you! Especialy real men wipe and wash their asses! You moron!

[Bratsondanielle]

Well we have bidet seats so that's probably washing but we do dry with papers

[Asker]

nasty, use your left hand and wash it with water

[Bratsondanielle]

Bidet seat is nasty? I’ll assume you don’t know what it is. It washes you with water from a little bitty shower in the back of the seat. Nothing touches nothing

[HaveNoName]

@Asker at least appreciate that it is better than just toilet paper. Not as nasty as not using any way water and then the next thing you see is that person in the same swimming pool as you.

[WindAtMyBack]

I use TP. Unless I'm in the woods. Then I use leaves, or bark, or anything else that's available.

[Red_Arrow]

The fur on a squirrel.

[Apple1996]

@Red_Arrow squirrel fur would tickle too much🐿

[Red_Arrow]

@Apple1996 Bark would scrape too much. Go with the tickly squirrel. lol

[WindAtMyBack]

@Red_Arrow
I tried a squirrel once and it really hurt. Maybe I shouldn't have used a live one.

[Red_Arrow]

True. But all that movement would tickle @Apple1996 too much lol

[misfittoy]

i use wipes, then paper more or less to dry, i know so cheeky lol

[Asker]

use water

[HaveNoName]

I can say that those flushible wipes are not too bad. They do a good job. You can always wash later when you can.

[misfittoy]

@HaveNoName i just always liked the combination

[slatyb]

TP. A bidet would be nice but we don't have one.

[PainusNdeeAnus]

Nope just drop and go ( im on a high fiber diet they just slide out)

[WhiteBoyChill]

Why the hell would I rinse my ass if shitwater would just be pouring out?

[TroyDT2]

Each of my bathrooms has a bidet.

[tfan1]

I wipe with toilet paper.

[TheLeonard]

taking a shower is the best solution for me

[Anonymous]

You must be Muslim.

[Opinion Owner]

No, but wiping your ass with your left hand is.

[Opinion Owner]

You did, in one of your replies.