THINK FAST! You Have Killer Diarrhea & You Stop At A Public Restroom & They Have No Toilet Paper WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[Anonymous]

Okay. This is gross but it might work (it never actually happened to me).

Sit down on the toilet seat. Do my business. Flush the toilet a couple times. Then dip my butt in the clean water and use it like a homemade bidet. Then flush a couple more times, dry off with my underwear and throw my underwear away. And wash my hands thoroughly after.

I hope to God this never happens to me.

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for MHO

[Aiko_E_Lara]

"dip my butt in the clean water" sounds weird but hot

[SandandWaves]

I had so many incidents where there was no toilet paper, toilet seat covers. None in my stall. If someone is in the other stalls, I will ask them for something. If I can hold it, I have told an employee that there isn't any in there, if I can wait then I will go into a mens bathroom and check and see if there's any in there, and then lock door.
Now, I always bring something with me.

[SandandWaves]

if i can't wait*.. i said if i can wait, then use mens

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Ask anyone for some. Or if nobody is there i can just use my underwear to wipe it and throw it.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s using the thinker!

[JesseJayNeak]

Has happened to me. It was too late...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh Shit!

[loves2learn]

If the restroom is empty, take care of my business then run to another stall to get tp. If there is someone next to me, kindly ask them if they could pass me some tp. If there is no tp in the entire restroom, I would use my undies to clean myself up and discard them in the feminine hygiene waste container.

[Luminair3]

If it's diarrhea I'd just do it without thinking about the toilet paper. It's better than making a mess in my clothes. If I can't find a solution for cleaning maybe I'll use my underwear and dump it in a trash can.

[belle_kai]

Use a piece of my clothing and throw it away, or put my trousers back on find a store that I can buy wipes from then run back to the bathroom? Or go to the next cubicle and get their toilet paper. There are options...

[Gwenntenn]

If I was carrying a handkerchief I'd wipe with that. Else I'd use my underwear. Or else I'd just leave with a dirty butt. I know it's gross, I'd do my best to avoid people till I get home.

[On_cloud_wine]

Take off my shirt and use that, berry it in the trash and run outta there!!!

[On_cloud_wine]

Bury*

[On_cloud_wine]

Hopefully I wear a cute lacy bra that day

[On_cloud_wine]

If I have my phone on me, Google their number and call them to kindly place toilet paper at the door lol

[Overmind]

Use my boxer shorts discard & go commando, I'd make sure to dampen the boxers with water first; I'd die of embarrassment sporting a hershey slick :p

[exitseven]

I wipe myself with my underwear and throw them in the trash. This has actually happened to me.

[Diversity_Hire]

Cut my boxers off with a knife so I don't have to take my pants off, use them to wipe.

This has happened before.

[TheSpaceGnome]

I go home. I'm not shitting on a public toilet, thats a good way to catch diseases.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I think I’d have to use my underwear instead and flush it down too. At least I’m not using my hand like Shrek does

[Apple1996]

Just wipe with a sock🧦

[TheFlak38]

I never use toilet paper. I always have baby wipes with me. I started using them in the army.

[Wiredone]

This has happened to me a few times. I just used my underwear and threw it out when I was done

[Sevenpointfive]

spread the cheeks and hope for the best. wipe with your undies if you must, then leave them in the trash

[Anonymous]

Go ahead and use the toilet. Then wipe with my underwear. Toss the underwear in the trash when done.

[call_me_scar]

Take a drag from my vape

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hit that pipe brother!

[Likes2drive]

Just go anyway and use my socks if I have to

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I might have to start calling you MacGyver, smart move on the socks.

[Likes2drive]

Yeah I kind of am , I can think of things that many people wouldn’t in order to fix a problem with out the proper tools

[Likes2drive]

I can change a tire without a Jack if I have a shovel and I usually keep a survival fold up shovel in my trunk for many purposes

[DarkCarousel]

Use my underwear and then discard it.

[shadowlunitic03]

Use the sink as a bidet.

[KrakenAttackin]

Shit in the sink and use the faucet like a Bidet.

[Andres77]

Use my underwear.