Do you know what a courtesy flush is?

[Anonymous]

I know this sounds weird but I have never heard of it. One of my cousins was being nasty telling us she had to do a courtesy flush so many times because she didn’t wanna stink up the bathroom and her private parts had a tingling feeling. She didn’t have to say it so bluntly but it was just us ladies. She said she had too and she wants to be clean.

[tfan1]

Yes, it’s flushing the toilet as soon as your schit hits the water and you flush to not stink up the bathroom. Usually after each piece comes out, you flush till it’s wiping time. Then wipe wipe and wipe some more. Then flush, wash hands and get out. 🙂

First time I heard of it was on Austin powers. When he was drowning the evil henchman in the toilet and the guy in the next stall said, that sounds nasty - how about a courtesy flush? To which Austin flushed the toilet and drowned the henchman. When they both came out of their stalls to wash their hands, the guy looked in the stall and saw the dead henchman face first in the toilet and feet in the air - he said Oh My God! What did you eat?

[Asker]

Oh yeah I saw that movie! It’s so funny!!!
Yeah I do it a lot and I guess I never realized what it’s called. I got yelled at for wasting water.

[Lookitsmadmax1994]

Courtesy flush is the flush you do as soon as it hits the water so it doesn't destroy the bathroom with the smell. I always do one.

[Asker]

Ooh okay. I guess I do it a lot and I never knew what it was.