Will I get fat by watching YouTube shorts about food?

[Anonymous]

I binge watch MasterChef Videos

[ChicoFromThe305]

I binge watched them all already lol

[Asker]

That's why you are 300 pounds... all muscle

[ChicoFromThe305]

I'm nowhere near 300 lb, I'm 1500lb... all muscle 😂

[Asker]

Yeah yeah I've heard UFC banned you cause there's no weight class for your weight!

[ChicoFromThe305]

Nah they didn't ban me, they just told me to be fat somewhere else so I went where I'm appreciated and went to the sumo wrestling in China and they said that they were running low on fatasses and needed new ones.

[JackCarter]

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[MiddleAgedClimbee]

Hahaha!

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

The television won't directly transmit calories to your body, but you may be inspired to cook with more fattening ingredients

[Asker]

I see...

[Screenwriter]

Only if you cook and eat the recipes!

[Sonorous]

My brother did you not get the update

[Sonorous]

he did not get the update