How FLATULENT are you?

[AviatorTom]

How flatulent are you? How often? Do you take anything for it?

[CrazyGirl2]

I have not ONCE farted in front of my boyfriend of almost a year, and now my fiancé for 6mos. If I need to, I go to the bathroom! I don't know why, but just the thought of him looking at me, and asking “OMG, did you just fart?” is enough to make me consider moving to a small cabin in a small antarctic port! I won’t even let him use the bathroom after i’ve “gone”! “Use the other one!” is all I say. It has to happen someday I suppose, but I could not imagine the humiliation!🫣

I cannot imagine “trumping” in front of my fiancé

I hope this helps your "academic study”.
Laura 🤗 .

[purplepoppy]

I went to the doctors with flatulence and he said "Don't eat anything fatty." I replied "like bacon?" He said "no fatty, don't eat anything."

Generally, being a lady, I'm not prone to botty burp outbursts in the same way as men. My diet tends to be high in vegetables including the ones with a reputation, but it's when I eat too much soup the dog gets blamed. Wild mushrooms send me straight to trump towers too.

Thankfully I tend to do most of the damage to the ozone layer in one massive blast upon waking up.

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/GeX5peaDefo

I'm sure they all understand...

[Fireguy17]

Not very, but after firehouse chili all bets are off.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I love feasting.

I often try new dishes.

My body naturally wants to expel gases from whatever I ate.

With that said, I am a daily farter. :D

[FunkyMonkee]

Depends on what I eat. Some days, I hardly poot at all, other days, I could play an entire wind section in an orchestra by myself. Amazingly, though, the past few years, it almost never smells!

[jennifer_bloom]

I fart once a year or once every 2-6 years cause I’m female and Chinese.

[Iron_Man]

Watch Facebook reels if you have that they have tons of videos on fake farting where they go to Walmart and other stores and they really confuse people it’s kind of funny to see the reactions

[bolverk]

Normally not very, but if I have to stop my use of Co-Codamol pain killers, then the flatulence increases dramatically.

[DJB72]

I take activated charcoal for bloating. As a result, not very

[MemeSupreme]

bro i had to google what that even means lol

[Amandanator]

Flatulent? Me? Never lol 👀

[StudyingAuthor]

Only when I poop lmao.

[RetroReviews]

Multiple times a day and nope

[sage2021]

Ya know, we all wish we weren't but we are only human.
I think it depends on what you eat. If I put refried beans on my taco then it's obvious it's going to happen a little bit more. So I don't eat them very often.

[RetroReviews]

@sage2021 yea but tacos are tasty 😎

[sage2021]

@RetroReview
I know they are and I love um! I had a side order of refried beans (in Tennessee they call them twice fried beans🤭) and thought I would put them on my tacos and they were better with the twice fried beans on them. Shoot, I ate four of them 😂

[RetroReviews]

@sage2021 did you watch the taco video I sent ya

[sage2021]

RetroReview
I haven't yet but I am just about to watch it. That's funny, I love tacos too and now I got to see how you make your's.
My son loved my homemade 🌮 tacos! He still talks about them.
He also loved when I would make my homemade from scratch manicotti. It would literally take the entire day to make those. For one thing I had to grate my cheese by hand with a retro cheese grater - the kind that had a handle to hold on to the darn thing, and two sides to it and it stood up. I had to grate a whole pound of 🧀 cheese. That in itself was a job (for a strong masculine man) 🙂 not for a girl the guys used to call me pint size. 😎

[RetroReviews]

@sage2021 lol that sounds amazing sounds like you put a lot of love in your food. That makes it taste better

[sage2021]

@RetroReview
That's the secret ingredient when cooking - the love that goes into pleasing people with your food.

That's what makes it taste so good.

[exitseven]

You Shouldn't light any matches around me

[Friendlybro79]

Not very since eating healthy.

[Alex-Snow]

Depends on what I eat.

[Redstang88]

Depends what I eat

[NathanDavis]

I'm not

[OlderAndWiser]

Never, of course!

[msc545]

very little

[Kingofkings1992]

Really? Lol