Why is Google programmed to scare the shit out of you when searching a health symptom?

[Anonymous]

You search about a cough or constant sneeze and it goes like "those are signs of the flu BUT YOU CAN ALSO HAVE PNEUMONIA, CRONIC BRONCHITIS, OR A COLAPSED LUNG MOSTLY IF YOU HAVE OTHER SYMPTOMS LIKE SHORTNESS OF BREATH BLA BLA BLA, like they aren't giving shortness of breath from anxiety with their scares, then u think you dying even more, just tell me I'm alright damn, if it's not any of these it's gonna be from a heart attack from how these mfs like to scare the shit out of you 😂

[Genie23]

😂😂😂 Hey! Don't be mean to Google! It's Google's 27th birthday afterall, lol. But seriously I don't get it either but it made me believe so many times that I'm about to die that I don't believe them anymore and stopped writing goodbyes and my will anymore 😐

[Asker]

And you never went to the doctor? You definitely grew up with brothers 😂

[Genie23]

😂😂😂 They made me this way! I remember my oldest brother and middle brother would challenge me to do "manly things" when I was a toddler. "They'd be like you're so girly" I would be like "I'm not!" I took that as an insult. So, they'd be like if you're one of us "toughen up" and that includes watching scary movies, not crying after falling and after losing in game 😂

[Asker]

A girly taking girly as a insult, that's definitely a first time hearing that for me, you have a interesting personality tho, I don't know if you'd be so unique if you were girly cause not being girly is what makes you yourself 😂

[Genie23]

😂😂😂 Hey, I wanted to be strong! Not gonna lie, being girly had its advantages — whenever my oldest or middle brother beat me in video games and wouldn’t give me another chance, my papa would come to my rescue because I’d pout and cry. They had to give me another chance because they were afraid of him! I guess that’s why they made me believe being girly wasn’t cool and that I should be a ‘manly man’ like them. So… can you blame me for taking that as an insult? 😆

Thank you! Especially for not calling me girly. 😂

[Asker]

So you don't wanna be called girly and I can only assume you'd despise being called manly, so what is this even called if it were to have a term? 😂

It has its advantages but it seems you care very little for them advantages, or maybe you were tricked into being ungirly 😂

[Genie23]

I don't know. 🤣 Just kidding, I don't mind being called one now, lol

OMG... How did it never cross my mind that my brothers tricked me into being ungirly...😭 Guess it's too late to do anything now 😑

[Asker]

As long as you aren't manly you shouldn't have a problem with being as ungirly as you want 😂

[Genie23]

I don't even know what I am anymore, lol. But yeah, it's all good... kinda 🤣

[Asker]

You are a genie, you aren't suppose to make sense to everyone 😂

That's why you can sleep on your face 😮

[Genie23]

😂😂

You got that right 😏 There is nothing that a Genie can't do 🧞‍♀️

[Asker]

Lol it can't get out of a lamp, so I guess you can do everything but that 😂

[Genie23]

😒😑

[Genie23]

That was a rhetoric question, but thank you 😑

[Asker]

Its facts 😂

[purplepoppy]

They don't want sued because people didn't seek proper medical care as a result of the answer.

Really most diseases can be split into, flu-like symptoms, diarrhea, aches and pains. That runny nose probably is just a cold but it could be hay-fever or cerebrospinal fluid rhinorrhea.

It's why millions die of misdiagnosis every day.

[Iron_Man]

I know I always get call 911 go to the doctor immediately if your ankle is swollen, it could be other things they say. It’s ridiculous. They put the worst fear out there

[Asker]

Yea completely pointless to do 😂

[Iron_Man]

Yeah, that’s a waste of my time. All that does is stress me out.

[Asker]

Yea I never go to the doctor tbh 😂

[Iron_Man]

I don’t blame you. I hate doctors and hospitals. They never do anything anyway.

[Asker]

I dont recall being in one so I didn't know they were useless lol

[Iron_Man]

They’re horrible unless you go to Baptist hospital, but they’re all bad anyway and scary

[Asker]

Yea I guess lol

[Iron_Man]

They are horrible you don’t ever want to go there also don’t ever go to a nursing home. That’s where I did my rehab rehabilitation. You lose your freedom completely it’s very depressing and demoralizing. I was so glad to get out of there after being there for two months.

[Sunrising]

You mean like covid, when perhaps most of the governments around the world, must have been looking on Google, and over reacted lol.

[douride2]

I never really got that feeling when I google health issues.

[Asker]

Google favors you then 😂

[douride2]

Not really I kind of read between the lines. It's always a worst case scenario.

[Asker]

Oh you saved yourself from googles torture methods lol

[Anonymous]

Because they think it's funny to scare people :P